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BORAT

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jul 23, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
  2. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
    GRADE FUCKING-A

    I like Playing Table Tennis, I like shoot dog!
     
  3. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 429
    "ahh there is a chair, ahh the chair walk with a shoes la la la la la"


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    He was on the ALI G show a little while ago.. Perfection.
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  6. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    you are kidding right?
     
  7. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Nah im serious, as soon as he said that he wasnt a homosexual (in response to the word homosapian) it pretty much made my midnight snack/tv time solid.

    * I only watched like 5 minutes tho so if the rest of the show sucked.. well fuck it, that part was funny.
     
  8. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    you realize its the same goy tho, right?
     
  9. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
  10. gasfacevictm

    gasfacevictm 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 10,415 Likes Received: 707
    YOU DUMB FUCK!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT'S THE SAME GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    I NEED TO KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN BE THAT DOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!



    AND FOR THE RECORD......THE ENTIRE SHOW IS HILARIOUS...SO THERE.
     
  11. CLAYTONCROWN

    CLAYTONCROWN Member

    Joined: Dec 3, 2003 Messages: 506 Likes Received: 1
    hah i just watched a bunch of borat today and came here to find this.
    download "the best of borat" sooo fucking hilarious.
     
  12. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    i like you, do you like me?
     
  13. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Some transcripts:

    (Borat is talking to two protestors; one a short middle aged woman; the other a teenage girl)

    Borat - Why do you like to hunt the fox?

    Protestor 1 - I do not hunt the fox! I think people that hunt the fox are the scum of the earth.

    (Borat shows the lady his bear hunting badge on his jacket lapel)

    Borat - In Kazikstan...

    Protestor 1 - You kill bears!

    Borat - Yes. Kill them.

    Protestor 1 - He kills bears!

    Protestor 2 - You kill bears! That's evil

    Borat - No. In Kazakhstan we shoot animal. We do not hunt the fox.

    Protestor 2 - Well you shouldn't be talking to us because we love animals.

    Borat - We love animal too.

    Protestor 1 - So why do you shoot them?

    Borat - for fun .

    Protestor 1 - You evil bastard! Piss off!

    (Borat walks away but then returns)

    Borat - I do not kill fox.

    Protestor 1 - But you kill bears.

    Borat - There is no more bears in Kazakhstan.

    Protestor 1 - Because you've killed them all!

    -----------------------------------------------
    This one is the funnyest:

    (Borat is talking to two different protestors; both middle aged women)

    Borat - In Kazakhstan we love animals.

    Protestor - Good for you.

    Borat - We have most popular program on television is animal program.

    Protestor - Good.

    Borat - Is called, "Dancing Dog and Cat". They dress the dog like a family Royal, like Prince Elizabeth, one with the crown and they dance.

    Protestor - But do they treat that animal well.

    Borat - Yes they treat very well. They give them food and they only have... (Borat mimics a dog dancing) And the floor is a bit hot so they jump...
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Yea Borat = Ali G
     
  14. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    you look like my wife, why you laugh? she dead.
     
  15. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    that site is mad funny Ali G
     
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