duh-rye-won Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 amazing. http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/soundboard.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 GRADE FUCKING-A I like Playing Table Tennis, I like shoot dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 "ahh there is a chair, ahh the chair walk with a shoes la la la la la" :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: He was on the ALI G show a little while ago.. Perfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 vanished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest :lol: :lol: :lol: He was on the ALI G show a little while ago.. Perfection. you are kidding right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Nah im serious, as soon as he said that he wasnt a homosexual (in response to the word homosapian) it pretty much made my midnight snack/tv time solid. * I only watched like 5 minutes tho so if the rest of the show sucked.. well fuck it, that part was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 24, 2004 Author Share Posted July 24, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Nah im serious, as soon as he said that he wasnt a homosexual (in response to the word homosapian) it pretty much made my midnight snack/tv time solid. * I only watched like 5 minutes tho so if the rest of the show sucked.. well fuck it, that part was funny. you realize its the same goy tho, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 ha!^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 YOU DUMB FUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT'S THE SAME GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN BE THAT DOOOPID!!!!!!!!!! AND FOR THE RECORD......THE ENTIRE SHOW IS HILARIOUS...SO THERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 hah i just watched a bunch of borat today and came here to find this. download "the best of borat" sooo fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 i like you, do you like me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Some transcripts: (Borat is talking to two protestors; one a short middle aged woman; the other a teenage girl) Borat - Why do you like to hunt the fox? Protestor 1 - I do not hunt the fox! I think people that hunt the fox are the scum of the earth. (Borat shows the lady his bear hunting badge on his jacket lapel) Borat - In Kazikstan... Protestor 1 - You kill bears! Borat - Yes. Kill them. Protestor 1 - He kills bears! Protestor 2 - You kill bears! That's evil Borat - No. In Kazakhstan we shoot animal. We do not hunt the fox. Protestor 2 - Well you shouldn't be talking to us because we love animals. Borat - We love animal too. Protestor 1 - So why do you shoot them? Borat - for fun . Protestor 1 - You evil bastard! Piss off! (Borat walks away but then returns) Borat - I do not kill fox. Protestor 1 - But you kill bears. Borat - There is no more bears in Kazakhstan. Protestor 1 - Because you've killed them all! ----------------------------------------------- This one is the funnyest: (Borat is talking to two different protestors; both middle aged women) Borat - In Kazakhstan we love animals. Protestor - Good for you. Borat - We have most popular program on television is animal program. Protestor - Good. Borat - Is called, "Dancing Dog and Cat". They dress the dog like a family Royal, like Prince Elizabeth, one with the crown and they dance. Protestor - But do they treat that animal well. Borat - Yes they treat very well. They give them food and they only have... (Borat mimics a dog dancing) And the floor is a bit hot so they jump... :lol: :lol: :lol: Yea Borat = Ali G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 you look like my wife, why you laugh? she dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 that site is mad funny Ali G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 i've always kind of hated hidden camera shows...but borat is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 ahahahaha i saw him on conan the othr day fucking hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Originally posted by gasfacevictm YOU DUMB FUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT'S THE SAME GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN BE THAT DOOOPID!!!!!!!!!! AND FOR THE RECORD......THE ENTIRE SHOW IS HILARIOUS...SO THERE. Like i said i caught 5 minutes of the show late at night while i was busy eating, so excuse me for not being caught up to date with everything thats going on. Some of us have better things to do then sit and watch TV, going over every detail of the show were watching. Oh and by the way YOU DUMB FUCK, its Stupid not DOOPID. Lame ass spelling jokes were SO last year. *Also, me coming into the show a quarter in and not noticing its the same guy actually isnt to suprising, i dont watch the show often and he's wearing a wig/dressed totally diff. Fucking Couch Jockey. Now, if you dont mind my porn (Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy) finished downloading, and ive got some buisness to attend to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Like i said i caught 5 minutes of the show late at night while i was busy eating, so excuse me for not being caught up to date with everything thats going on. Some of us have better things to do then sit and watch TV, going over every detail of the show were watching. Oh and by the way YOU DUMB FUCK, its Stupid not DOOPID. Lame ass spelling jokes were SO last year. *Also, me coming into the show a quarter in and not noticing its the same guy actually isnt to suprising, i dont watch the show often and he's wearing a wig/dressed totally diff. Fucking Couch Jockey. Now, if you dont mind my porn (Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy) finished downloading, and ive got some buisness to attend to. well said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Like i said i caught 5 minutes of the show late at night while i was busy eating, so excuse me for not being caught up to date with everything thats going on. Some of us have better things to do then sit and watch TV, going over every detail of the show were watching. Oh and by the way YOU DUMB FUCK, its Stupid not DOOPID. Lame ass spelling jokes were SO last year. *Also, me coming into the show a quarter in and not noticing its the same guy actually isnt to suprising, i dont watch the show often and he's wearing a wig/dressed totally diff. Fucking Couch Jockey. Now, if you dont mind my porn (Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy) finished downloading, and ive got some buisness to attend to. ignorance is not an excuse. and spelling jokes came back son! i guess you didn't get the memo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttman 4evr Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by gasfacevictm ignorance is not an excuse. and spelling jokes came back son! i guess you didn't get the memo. Are you fucking retarded? Ignorance in application to a television viewer.. read a book, dipshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Borat has been long time classic to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by the_gooch "ahh there is a chair, ahh the chair walk with a shoes la la la la la" :lol: :lol: :lol: Haha that used to be my voicemail message, but people who didnt know Borat would get really confused. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by Buttman 4evr Are you fucking retarded? Ignorance in application to a television viewer.. read a book, dipshit. make me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 what's with the fucking retard convention in my thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Ali G ON DEMAND. wonk saggin laer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakepaints Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 if you my girlfriend, i buy you things, but if you cheat on me, i CRUSH you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakepaints Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 "talk about pleasant things at the table" at dinner party everyone quiet. "my wife. she dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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