boogie hands Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2002CadillacEscalade.jpg'> i drive this when im wearing casual clothes and im driving anywere south of washington DC http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001AudiTT.jpg'> i drive this when its cold and my penis is smaller than normal http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001LincolnLS.jpg'> i prefer to drive this one when i want to convey the image that im only making 100k a year....hahhaha, such menial pay http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001Saab9-5.jpg'> this is what my girlfriend drives...she likes english so she needs something like this...of course hers is a convertable though http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2001VolvoC70.jpg'> sometimes i dress in buisness casual and drive this...i stricktly pay for things in 20s as opposed to my usual roll of 100s...hahah, so middle class dad http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/20285.jpg'> some days i wake up feeling like i have less hair on my head that i did the day before....i simply comb whats left over the bald spot and hop into this number.... http://a904.g.akamai.net/7/904/506/v0003/images.autobytel.com/web/carpics/230pixelswide/2002Mercedes-BenzE320.jpg'> sometimes when i dont really feel like looking average but i dont want to draw attention i go with this....people tend to think im upper managment or a ceo for some shitty company....i laugh and then tell them im late for my secretary fucking..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 while this post was very 'i wear pink shirts' it was much funnier having boogie hands post it. two thumbs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is hilarious, awesome post. Definitely has put me in a good mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 all of that is so very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 i'd agree seeking. you need an all out, baller-fast, 'i'll shit on your turbo'd honda fucker' car too boogie. preferably the '02 porsche turbo w/ a roll cage and 4 point seat belts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 I use that "secretary fucking" line all day every day even in my little rice burner!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Did I ever show you guys my Lamborghini? http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/lambo_diablo.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Originally posted by Handjob Did I ever show you guys my Lamborghini? http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/lambo_diablo.jpg'> You're always worth a good laugh!!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 god handjob you know about beaterz too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english... now on to my rides.... http://a332.g.akamai.net/f/332/936/12h/www.edmunds.com/media/2001/frankfurtautoshow/bmw.m3/bmw.m3csllightweight.f34.500.jpg'>can't fuck w/ this jawn one bit. actually this car is why im in college. http://home.online.no/~kjberthe/car/ferrari/550_02.jpg'>see this, don't front.... http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/machine/Porscheturboonthego.jpg'>the grandaddy of cars. possibly the coolest machine ever built! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Originally posted by fr8oholic i'd agree seeking. you need an all out, baller-fast, 'i'll shit on your turbo'd honda fucker' car too boogie. preferably the '02 porsche turbo w/ a roll cage and 4 point seat belts... You know when you bought a car stock and it does 0-60 mp in 4.2 seconds, kicks a riced out honda del sol with 2 turbo chargers thrown in its ass ... well you know you bought quality I love the 911 but the moment I get 300,000 I don't need I'm goin to get me a Ferrari `02 360 Modena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 This is what I owned before the Diablo. http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/fun.jpg'> Guess thats what happens when you do 80 in first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 you guys really wanna step to my euro car nerdom? ok, the porsche that posted, its a turbo, just in case you didn't see the massive air intakes.. modena's? i have a headlight and front bumper to one. i also have the front and rear bumpers,exhaust,and one wheel to a 355f1. why is my ferrari junk cool? because it all came off of race cars and is made from carbon fiber. hesh/friends work at the track..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snafuno Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 boogy, has asic told you what kind of beater I drive???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siloette Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 ni**a please http://www.bumpertobumperinc.com/images/63%20Impala%20SS/Mvc-013s.jpg'> "you aint got to lie to kick it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 HESH IS FRONTING, HE RACES KIAS AT LIMEROCK!! DONT LIE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 OH NO... hesh's cover is blown skyhigh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THE LAW Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 SILO do you have a DART for real? THE LAW's family actually grew up with a 66 Dart (not convertible, midnight blue) until the late 80's when it was sold to a guy who bought it to drag race in. no power steering, slant 6 engine, no radio, vinyl seats held together with duct tape? can't beat that with a stickball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 *believe* Martianz in the Hood we be hotboxin this mofo right here. http://www.gnofn.org/~1nation/images/mothership3.gif'> but when I touch down to earth, I ride in this… http://members.aol.com/heyjules2/nova2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 True, 911's are the shiz. My favorite since I new what a car was (like when I was 6). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Originally posted by HESHIANDET hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english... now on to my rides.... http://a332.g.akamai.net/f/332/936/12h/www.edmunds.com/media/2001/frankfurtautoshow/bmw.m3/bmw.m3csllightweight.f34.500.jpg'>can't fuck w/ this jawn one bit. actually this car is why im in college.! ah yes, the 2001 bmw m3... im still waiting for my turn to own one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 6, 2001 Author Share Posted December 6, 2001 Originally posted by HESHIANDET hey boogie, your girl's car is swedish, not english... of course its swedish....that however is beside the point, she studies english therefor its a good car for her....make sense now?? of course not, thats the beauty of it all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/6661.jpg'> "i dont drive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 Originally posted by snafuno boogy, has asic told you what kind of beater I drive???? Why do you think that Asic is going to tell everyone what kind of car you drive bro??? He's too busy bumping uglies with sluts and being a beer drinking geek........... Tell 'em dude you drive a 64 Impala or some other gangster mobile with your hat crooked and some underground indie hip-hop joints bumping in your trunk dogg!!!!! Or was it deathmetal???? Oh nevermind you don't have a stereo and your glovebox pops open when I mess with it........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! I'm just fucking with you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 hahaha Dodge Darts. My first and only car was a 62'... I wrecked it with a mazda once. I cracked my fender and ripped the ass end offa the other car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 aside from that porsche it's all bowties.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boogie hands Posted December 7, 2001 Author Share Posted December 7, 2001 oh shit!! is that yours??? ive got a 91, full of the typical corrado problems....broken door handles, broken sunroof....its still a dope car though, no add ons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 that actually an M3 CSl. or "lightweight". few hundred pounds lighter, few ponies stronger, alot more expensive. did i mention it doesn't have a back seat, a/c, radio etc...? yeah, thats cause its cool and kia's at limerizzy....foe shizzy...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 no, i wish i had one of those. those were taken from www.corrado-club.com i have a friend who has one, they are real cool cars...has yours ever gotten flooded because the gutters inside the hood go clogged? that happend to his, water came through the vents because i guess the gutters and vents are connected... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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