T=E=A=S=E Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 so, what kind of bonuses or benefits do you get at your job? me: bonus's: we have these contest (some daily, the rest monthly) and you get points for doing well. so far ive recieved $875 from the monthly contests and i just won a $50 dollar gift certificate the other day as well. and im about to be getting another $1250-1500 from this past months contests. woop woop. *we also get another monthly bonus based on our power ranking on the sales floor, which ill be recieving another $6-1000 dollars from for just kicking ass at what i do. benefit's: we have stock options and our stock is one of the best out there, i haven't taken advantage of this just yet but i plan on it. then ofcourse we have benefits like the 401k, dental, etc etc, but again i havent gotten those just yet because im not hired on at the company just yet, im still working there through a temp agency. i should be getting pulled on though in the next week or two seeings as i was the #3 sales rep in my whole city out of 250 reps. not to mention ive only been there 3 months. plus's: -hot women everywhere. so what's the spoofs of your job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 generic stuff.. medical, 401k, 2 weeks vacation and i guess if i wanted to use my business, they'd prolly do it at cost.. also, if i wanted to take some class that may help me in some fashion, they'd prolly pay for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 i get to jump out of planes for free. thats probably my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Travel to exotic places. Meet interesting people and kill them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 oh.. side note... my dad recently purchased a laptop.. used. on it was a memo form some company... their benefits are nuts.. 4 weeks vacaton a year (mandatory), get off an hour early the last week of each month. free lunch on wed., free appetizers after work on fri., 50% of the profits are shared amongst the workers evenly, and a few more i couldn't remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 as of now, i get two weeks paid vacation, medical and dental. And we get bonuses but only in the $200 - $300 add-on to your paycheck range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 2 weeks paid vacation, free full benefits, 401k 6% company match fully vested after 5 years, union contracted. hot ghetto black bitches everywhere (but not on my floor/department). careface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 13, 2004 Author Share Posted November 13, 2004 i just looked into what kind of bonus i got for kicking ass last month from those monthly contests i was telling you about... and the grand total came to: $1500. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. im fucking hyped beyond belief right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 Vindicated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 i have full medical, dental, vision, and health. 2 weeks paid vacation, and 8 paid holidays. and i work part time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 generic benefits. as a bonus this year im getting sent to puerto rico. 2 weeks paid vacation. I get to fly wherever we have clients if i wish it, all paid, if i need to take a class they pay, They pay my gym membership. I cant think of anything else right now. i just got a raise too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Of all the free things I get, my favorite is my free cable internet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 i sit on my ass all day, so i have plenty of down time to catch up on reading, school work, etc... paid days off for every day any public school is closed paid snow days off if school is closed work a 6 and 1/2 hour day and about 180 days a year i get to be snappy and sarcastic with all of my students i have a radio (walkie) and get made fun of by my students have a couple a smoking hot co-workers (one of which i think is interested in me) the job is great experience for my career choice ummm that's it really, nothing too fancy oh yeah, benefits, union and all of that jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 medical, dental, vision, 401k, prophet shares, free printing (vinyl stickers, fliers, banners, posters, etc.), surf the internet 75% of the day, see many hot women everyday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 - I sometimes get to make free phonecalls (When im quiet, quick and no bodys looking) -Potential to steal office stationary such as pencils paper and white-out. -Mcdonalds, and a gas station next door for slurpies and mcdonalds VIP cokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 ^ hahahaha, i hear that fb! office spacccce. 401k that hasn't started yet, medical but no dental... nice office, some privacy at my work station casual attire if work is slow, i'm pretty much on 12oz from 9-5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 haha, the thing is though its not even an office, its just like a bunch of tables with phones on them and you can sit where you want.... surfing 12oz at work sounds real nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 -they pay me. -there is the potential to steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 when I work days I sit around and play grand theft auto and watch skate video's and draw for a large part of the day. at nights I make abut $20 an hour and get hit on by drunken girls that come in to buy 40's and pizza. The place is one of my legal walls and my boss gets mad if I take a shit and don't hit up the shitter. i work in a pizza place as a delivery driver and we are open and deliver til 5am and we sell 40's of OE...the place rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 oh my god..if there was only such a place near me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 unemployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EToH Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 free tape, nice pens, free HUGE printouts for wheatpasting, and uh spray adhesive for stenciling... not too bad i dont think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 unlimited slurpees/corn dogs/hot dogs etc grip of magazines to read i get to vent my rage on junkies and homeless people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 i get free film and the wonderous feeling of selling a pill to an old man knowing full well that he will be having sex later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oner Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Wanna hear something funny? I work at pottery barn </no homo>. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Get crates of free soda and beer... All the free blankets, sheets, pillows, and towels I need.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkab Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 i work at mcdonalds. there are no benifits. i would wish cancer upon someone before recommending working there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drsev Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Well being able to go on 12oz from 9 till 5.30 (when it's working) is nice.. Theirs a gym downstairs.. errr... I get paid... hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 i make money i sell alchahol, chips, blunts i know the regulars by name and get smoked up by a few of them i get to drink beer, bourbon, if i wanted to for free, i get free alcohal shirts, banners, tickets to different things, beer and wine tastings, we have employee parties every so often , last time i won a guinness air hockey table. i have a dunkin donuts, burger king, dinner food in walking distance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 free movie rentals, nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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