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bonus's and benefits

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T=E=A=S=E, Nov 13, 2004.

  1. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    so, what kind of bonuses or benefits do you get at your job?

    me:

    bonus's: we have these contest (some daily, the rest monthly) and you get points for doing well. so far ive recieved $875 from the monthly contests and i just won a $50 dollar gift certificate the other day as well. and im about to be getting another $1250-1500 from this past months contests. woop woop.

    *we also get another monthly bonus based on our power ranking on the sales floor, which ill be recieving another $6-1000 dollars from for just kicking ass at what i do.

    benefit's: we have stock options and our stock is one of the best out there, i haven't taken advantage of this just yet but i plan on it. then ofcourse we have benefits like the 401k, dental, etc etc, but again i havent gotten those just yet because im not hired on at the company just yet, im still working there through a temp agency. i should be getting pulled on though in the next week or two seeings as i was the #3 sales rep in my whole city out of 250 reps. not to mention ive only been there 3 months.

    plus's:
    -hot women everywhere.

    so what's the spoofs of your job?
     
  2. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    generic stuff.. medical, 401k, 2 weeks vacation and i guess if i wanted to use my business, they'd prolly do it at cost.. also, if i wanted to take some class that may help me in some fashion, they'd prolly pay for it
     
  3. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    i get to jump out of planes for free.
    thats probably my favorite
     
  4. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Travel to exotic places. Meet interesting people and kill them.
     
  5. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    oh.. side note... my dad recently purchased a laptop.. used. on it was a memo form some company... their benefits are nuts.. 4 weeks vacaton a year (mandatory), get off an hour early the last week of each month. free lunch on wed., free appetizers after work on fri., 50% of the profits are shared amongst the workers evenly, and a few more i couldn't remember
     
  6. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    as of now, i get two weeks paid vacation, medical and dental.

    And we get bonuses but only in the $200 - $300 add-on to your paycheck range.
     
  7. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    2 weeks paid vacation, free full benefits, 401k 6% company match fully vested after 5 years, union contracted. hot ghetto black bitches everywhere (but not on my floor/department).

    careface.
     
  8. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    i just looked into what kind of bonus i got for kicking ass last month from those monthly contests i was telling you about... and the grand total came to:

    $1500.

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    im fucking hyped beyond belief right now.
     
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  10. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    i have full medical, dental, vision, and health.

    2 weeks paid vacation, and 8 paid holidays.

    and i work part time.
     
  11. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    generic benefits.

    as a bonus this year im getting sent to puerto rico.

    2 weeks paid vacation. I get to fly wherever we have clients if i wish it, all paid, if i need to take a class they pay,

    They pay my gym membership.

    I cant think of anything else right now.

    i just got a raise too.
     
  12. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    Of all the free things I get, my favorite is my free cable internet...
     
  13. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 429
    i sit on my ass all day, so i have plenty of down time to catch up on reading, school work, etc...

    paid days off for every day any public school is closed

    paid snow days off if school is closed

    work a 6 and 1/2 hour day and about 180 days a year

    i get to be snappy and sarcastic with all of my students

    i have a radio (walkie) and get made fun of by my students

    have a couple a smoking hot co-workers (one of which i think is interested in me)

    the job is great experience for my career choice

    ummm that's it really, nothing too fancy

    oh yeah, benefits, union and all of that jazz
     
  14. 1988

    1988 Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 17, 2003 Messages: 2,910 Likes Received: 57
    medical, dental, vision, 401k, prophet shares, free printing (vinyl stickers, fliers, banners, posters, etc.), surf the internet 75% of the day, see many hot women everyday...
     
  15. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    - I sometimes get to make free phonecalls (When im quiet, quick and no bodys looking)

    -Potential to steal office stationary such as pencils paper and white-out.

    -Mcdonalds, and a gas station next door for slurpies and mcdonalds VIP cokes.
     
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