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Bonsai Kitten

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SKUMBALUCKAH, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH 12oz Senior Member

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    Bonsai Kitten

    Discussion started by SKUMBALUCKAH - Jul 7, 2003

    Dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets...

    "METHOD: At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet."

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  3. SKUMBALUCKAH

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    SKUMBALUCKAH - Replied Jul 7, 2003

    ahh shizzle.
     
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    Sora - Replied Jul 7, 2003

    lol..is this.. 5 or 6 times?
     
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    test pattern - Replied Jul 7, 2003

    i never actually read what it was about until now
    that sounds kind of cool

    well, a lot cooler than just stuffing cats in glass bottles for the hell of it

    well.. that's kind of cool too
     
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    Hank Parker - Replied Jul 7, 2003

    Hell yeah, again!
     
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    Is it really that hard to type FOUR extra letters?
     
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    yall r sum sick mufukkas
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Jul 7, 2003

    This is that thread again, you know, that one that Smart likes to close.
     
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    Understandable.
     
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    space base - Replied Jul 7, 2003

    what does the cat look like after?
     
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    being lazy has nothing to do with it you dumb bitch
     
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    zee zee has gay-hemmoroids
     
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    CRAMPS - Replied Jul 8, 2003

    that has to be the worst thing you can do to an animal!!! what kind of existance is being stuffed in a glass tube, injected with mad drugs, haveing your ass glued shut till you get a tube jammed in to your rectum, molded in to a horrible shape then forced to LIVE???!?!?!

    i hate cats but this does cross the line!

    does the ASPCA know about this?

    daaaamn that is fucked up
     
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