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Bonsai Kitten

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SKUMBALUCKAH, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2000 Messages: 2,060 Likes Received: 0
    Dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets...

    "METHOD: At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet."

    http://www.bonsaikitten.com/squish.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.bonsaikitten.com/drilling.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.bonsaikitten.com/insertGray.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.bonsaikitten.com/pawsbw.jpg'>

    [img]http://www.bonsaikitten.com/babyseat.jpg'>

    [SIZE=2][url=http://www.bonsaikitten.com]http://www.bonsaikitten.com[/url][/SIZE]
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  3. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

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  4. Sora

    Sora New Jack

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    lol..is this.. 5 or 6 times?
     
  5. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    i never actually read what it was about until now
    that sounds kind of cool

    well, a lot cooler than just stuffing cats in glass bottles for the hell of it

    well.. that's kind of cool too
     
  6. Hank Parker

    Hank Parker Senior Member

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  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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  8. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27

    Is it really that hard to type FOUR extra letters?
     
  9. WrIot

    WrIot Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    yall r sum sick mufukkas
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    This is that thread again, you know, that one that Smart likes to close.
     
  11. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    Understandable.
     
  12. space base

    space base Senior Member

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    what does the cat look like after?
     
  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    being lazy has nothing to do with it you dumb bitch
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    zee zee has gay-hemmoroids
     
  15. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    that has to be the worst thing you can do to an animal!!! what kind of existance is being stuffed in a glass tube, injected with mad drugs, haveing your ass glued shut till you get a tube jammed in to your rectum, molded in to a horrible shape then forced to LIVE???!?!?!

    i hate cats but this does cross the line!

    does the ASPCA know about this?

    daaaamn that is fucked up
     
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