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Bomb threats

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by azert, Mar 26, 2004.

  1. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Yesterday there was a bomb threat on my school, which is really stupid because 1) There are like 400 kids in my school so the chance of getting caught is high and 2) The school is on a military base. This was the second bomb threat in two months. It really pissed me of cause of the timing, it was like five minutes before lunch. So instead of letting everyone leave early, they made us walk to a hanger about ten minutes away and wait for three hours while they made sure that there was no bomb. That was three hours of standing cause the hangers have dirty ass floors with no chairs. Then they made us go back to school after it was "all clear" where we then had an hour's lunch followed by thirty minutes of class. Is it just me or is it really retarded for the principle to make kids go back into a school that had just had a bomb threat on the same day? I mean there's so many places to hide a bomb, and I doubt they took this very seriously because of the first fake bomb threat. My principle's a fucking ass. So what are your school scares?
  2. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    there was a couple threats every other week at my old highschool, teacher death threats, bomb threats. etc etc etc. i never payed any mind.
  3. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    One time they thought there was a bomb on
    the roof or some shit, so they take EVERYONE
    outside and sit them in the stadium (where a
    single second bomb would surely kill damn
    near everyone). Well after about an hour they
    let us back in because it turned out it like a
    shoe box.
  4. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    back during the cold war when we were afraid that the commies were gonna drop bombs on us, we had drills where we had to get under the desks in class. i guess because nuclear radiation wouldn't think to look for us in our clever hiding places? i dunno. well anyway, i was in 5th grade i think. art class. so in art class there aren't little individual tables, you got the big art tables. since i was always quite the little ar-teest, me and this other artsy bitch had our own big table in the back of the class where we'd get busy on some hardcore 5th grade art projects. she was a cutie. she was like a little goth chick-to-be, smart, mysterious, and already had little 11yrold boobies!


    nah, it wasn't really like that, but it was bomb scare drill time. So me and mini-goth are under the table, and she starts actin kinda weird. like she's actually scared or somethin'. but this was an announced drill, no surprise here. she starts edging towards me, and then the impossible happens. she puts her hand on my knee! holy fucking 5th grade boner-mania! this little tramp starts massaging my thigh, and after about 10 seconds, i return the favor. we're pretty well hidden due to our special head-of-the-art-class seating. we go for about 2 minutes of upper and inner thigh rubbing, and boy was it fun. the drill ended, and i had to endure the next 20 minutes of art class with a raging little boy boner.

    that was my first sexually touchy encounter, and it was fantastic. it was my primary jerk off fantasy for the next 2 long years, until i finally got some 7th grade finger-blast action. to this day, whenever i hear a fire alarm, I almost nut.