High Priest Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 First there was the whole masturbation machine, which I found odd enough. Now apparently, this has become somewhat of a popular trend (why, ive got no fucking idea). Anyway, enjoy. Get your sex on What do sex bracelet colors stand for? Note: The VAST MAJORITY of people who wear jelly bracelets do not consider them "sex bracelets". The idea that middle schoolers are wearing jelly bracelets and having sex is, as far as we can tell, a media myth. Sex bracelets are something used and enjoyed by adults. The color code for sex bracelets seems to vary according to location; purple may mean anal sex in one city and holding hands in another. We've listed some of the most common meanings for sex bracelet colors, submitted from sources across the U.S. Possible alternate meanings are listed in parentheses. If you have doubts about what a color means, ask someone who's wearing sex bracelets in your local area. The one thing that everyone seems to agree upon is that the color black = sexual intercourse * Black: sexual intercourse * Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance) * Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug) * Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug) * Orange: kiss * Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus) * Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex) * Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style) * Silver: fisting * White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss) * Pink: flashing * Gold glitter: make out * Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus * Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 this is the most goddamn retardo thing i have ever heard of......except for Arcel's thread that brought to light that idiotic signature of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 "10. Are sex bracelets really cock rings? Sex bracelets do resemble some cock rings. There is actually some relation, which goes back to the original '80s trend. Decades ago, punk rockers began wearing cock rings as bracelets, as a sign of rebellion and rejection of sexual convention. Some of these were made of studded leather, and some were basically rubber O-rings, usually black. As the style caught on, the origin of the bracelets was forgotten. Now that the style is making a resurgence, maybe the trend will go full circle and gay men will start wearing sex bracelets as cock rings." Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 http://www.haveanicelife.com/users/p_cards/pc_imsoglad.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 4, 2004 Author Share Posted July 4, 2004 Hey if i was going to fuck someone on this site in the ass, it would probably be you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 i heard about this shit on the radio about 3 or 4 weeks ago. sounded pretty stupid then, and still does. . media myth, like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Originally posted by fermentor666 "10. Are sex bracelets really cock rings? Sex bracelets do resemble some cock rings. There is actually some relation, which goes back to the original '80s trend. Decades ago, punk rockers began wearing cock rings as bracelets, as a sign of rebellion and rejection of sexual convention. Some of these were made of studded leather, and some were basically rubber O-rings, usually black. As the style caught on, the origin of the bracelets was forgotten. Now that the style is making a resurgence, maybe the trend will go full circle and gay men will start wearing sex bracelets as cock rings." Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 4, 2004 Share Posted July 4, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest * Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus) uhh, i'll take the hug thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 " she was asking for it, she shouldnt have been wearing a black bracelet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 very sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 i used to always wear a sinhgle black thin one.. it wasnt rubber or stretchy in fact i forgot where i got it.. chicks dug it though.. so for now on im going to tell them it means intercourse.... or.. something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 金子金子金子金子 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Why You Should Swallow It’s Tidy Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss. It’s Quick Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it. It Lets the Man Relax If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/ierogliph/tm7.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 BIGBLOWJOB??:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 If theres a rumor that they are used for cockrings.. why Id love to meet the guy that couldu se one of those jelly bracelets as a cockring. Yes sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 My cock is huge. For real. It's the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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