TEE_rase_war Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 i was going to get funky with my girl, and we were bla blah blah ing .. normal stuff just getting naked...anywho as the night progressed i had some unexpected visitors...needless to say, 10 mins later, after i answered the door i had felt like i had been kicked in the fucking ballssssss... it sucked.....remedies..help advice "sex lady, are you there" yes.. it was great fun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 no im serious....those suckers hurt for like an hour....and in front of my friends...... hahahahaha funny now but i could hardly walk...i thought id caught prostrate cancer or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 okay....seriously...i need help.....anyone feel or have flet the same way... and if so how did you help your boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 i never really get blueballs if im "interupted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 never got blue balls before.... sounds like im lucky:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 yea me neither....if im like interruppted i just get the feelings that my nuts are just really full...nothing hurts, i just release the dragon later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 for real - I never got blue balls, just a 'full' feeling like Regulator. I say you avoid the bumpy ride of public transit, however. I hear it can get very painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET one Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 unfortunately i had this prob before.it actually does hurt.all you got to do is take a deep breath and think of dirty nasty thought that are gross that will get your mind off sex and females.once that happens you will be fine.:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 i heard the shit is a myth....for real ive been interupted and yeah it sucked but it never hurt....go jack off....:D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 whats the problem here are you looking for an excuse to wack off? go beat your meat and your problem will be solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 ive gotten it, it is no myth. but all you need to do is bust your nut one way or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 yeah... but keep in mind that they will still hurt after your onanism* Blue balls are just like any other bruise or swelling. Just more than often cause bu dry humping or not finishing the job. *look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 You have to bust. I had it one time and its wasnt a pleasant experiance. I thought my nuts were swollen, and ready to burst. Luckily the chick who had done it was a real slut and sucked me off in a church..once I told her of my condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot Luckily the chick who had done it was a real slut and sucked me off in a church..once I told her of my condition. oh jesus !!!! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 if I reveal the condition.. they think it's funny to leave a man suffering. very long story.. wont get into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted July 5, 2002 Author Share Posted July 5, 2002 okay...well the thing is i had peple over....so i couldn't be like....yeah just a min..then go beat it mad furious styles in the washroom.... although in hindsight i guess i could have FUCK...FUC all that shit....i swear it felt like i have been kicked in the balls soooo fucking hard... i swear to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 i had blue balls once a few years back. my nuts hurt like a mutha fucka. and jerking off didnt help it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by ET one unfortunately i had this prob before.it actually does hurt.all you got to do is take a deep breath and think of dirty nasty thought that are gross that will get your mind off sex and females.once that happens you will be fine.:king: Dr. Blue Balls Master Oner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Blue balls is an old term that refers to how a guy feels who has been overly stmulated, but is not allowed to orgasm. Heavy petting will cause this...I remember it well when I was in my teen years. A teen ager who is really horny can experience this...it makes it difficult to walk, or ride a bike. The only thing it can compare to is that 5 minute after feeling you get when you have taken a knee to the groin! It is not pleasant, but does not relly hurt. It is more like an ache and is very uncomfortable. Hope this explains it for you. -nak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 o wait my bad.. u asked how to end the suffering heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickets Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 ask mum your mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 ya know what sucks....driving down a bumpy road with the blue balls. Its made me want to pull over and cry before....I have always just had to wait it through I can't get my shit to work when my balls hurt...i can't get in the right state of mind for masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted July 5, 2002 Author Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris ya know what sucks....driving down a bumpy road with the blue balls. Its made me want to pull over and cry before....I have always just had to wait it through I can't get my shit to work when my balls hurt...i can't get in the right state of mind for masturbating. that is exactly it....you cant fucking slap the silantro when your fucking cherries feel like they have been kicked in......so it fukcing blows. i really think this is the worst thing ever, it doesn't even just happen right away, one time we didn't fuck, and i drove her home, half way ther, BAM...kicked in the balls... and it HURTS....i almost puked yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 jack it buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!! so flaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 i actually like it when my balls are blue.i save my spunk till next time and bust a fatter load..if you hold your balls that are blue,you'll feel lke a man in the mornin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DeNtOnE~ Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 hahaha! i know what you mean i use to get balls all the time my ex gurly was a tease! but all i say is dont wack it it will take about 2 hours and hurt like a bitch!!!!! just get some ice! balls sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Yeah man I know what your talkin about. Blue balls ache like fuck. Once I was fucking around with this girl in the park in the afternoon with people around, so we could only go so far. My balls were aching like a motherfucker. Then after we went to this bar, and I just had to sit there grimacing for about two hours, every slightest movement making them throb like fuck. Boooooo to blue balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 i never get 'blueballs', but oftentimes when my stomach hurts i feel like i was kicked in the balls. it sucks terribly and i feel something is really wrong down there. i don't want some 70 year old man fondling the mang, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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