AORAone Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 my fuckin roomate use's about a roll of toilet paper a day. i dont know if she eats it, secretly stashing it in remote places about the apartment, or actually uses it for it's intended purposes, but everytime i go in there. the roll that was in there the previous day has withered down to nothing, or is gone. what the hells the deal with this anyway? anyone else have this same problem? ill go in there to take a shit, and theres no tp. ive started making sure theres a box of tissues or fucking napkins in the bathroom somewhere, just in case. since, these items seem to go unoticed/touched by her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Not sure about the toilet paper disappearing act, but my john at work got clogged with a huge wad of shitpaper from the same breed...We had to go buy a snake for the fuckin thing it was so stuffed.,,,,:huh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 there's this cheap toilet paper that makes my ass hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Yeah, that shit sucks- Scott's i think it is...^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 no, it's called FMV, they make all kinds of generic shit, which is dirt cheap but not very good. Bread, syrup, beans, buns, etc. But that shit really hurts my asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Early halloween huh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m my fuckin roomate use's about a roll of toilet paper a day. i dont know if she eats it, secretly stashing it in remote places about the apartment, or actually uses it for it's intended purposes, but everytime i go in there. the roll that was in there the previous day has withered down to nothing, or is gone. what the hells the deal with this anyway? anyone else have this same problem? ill go in there to take a shit, and theres no tp. ive started making sure theres a box of tissues or fucking napkins in the bathroom somewhere, just in case. since, these items seem to go unoticed/touched by her. man, i dunno what the fuck they do with it..but its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 its insaine. bermuda triangle type shit (not a pun). it just disapears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 buy your roomate some of these and see if the toilet paper suddenly stops diappearing. http://www.mrecht.com.au/Products/pages/jpegs/bra_laminated.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 thats definitly not the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 http://www.goshen.edu/sst/china02/snapshots/lTPing.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m thats definitly not the problem. if you think its definitly not the problem then it probably is...unless... you know for sure, did you squeeze the charmin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 lets just say ive been to far too many partys where she thinks shes skinny.....the liqour, god it scar'd me for life........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 i have the same problem with my lady.There is never any tp in the bathroom.I got so use to it that i check before i drop the kids off at the lake now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 oh shit... she's a plumper, huh? eehhh, i'll have to take your word for it then. hmmmm? i'm stumped. time for some sherlock homes type shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 23, 2004 Author Share Posted August 23, 2004 hell no, im not going to investigate anything. fuck all that. no thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 the prob is as simple as this- girls wipe in 2 places, men in 1. Every time a girl goes pee = wipe. guys do not have to do this, thus, do not use as much tp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 C'mon...whats the TRUTH. Nobody pisses enough to use an entire roll in one day. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I hear ya f4nt0m, one of my roommates uses toilet paper up like crazy. He says he likes to make sure he's "extra clean", and clogs the toilet about once a month or so. I've found the best way to deal with this is to take a roll and hide it in your room, and bring it to the bathroom when you need it. This way, when the bathroom supply runs out, you'll still have toilet paper and your roommate will have to go out and buy a bunch so you don't lose. This only works if you share toilet paper, we usually get 24 roll packages from K-Mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 it depends...honestly. me and my bf go through 1 roll with this one extra plush brand. but...one girl, with generic brand...could just like having a humongous wad to wipe her cooch with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 "drop the kids off at the lake"... Hahaahh.. wtf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck C'mon...whats the TRUTH. Nobody pisses enough to use an entire roll in one day. Seriously. its a female....and yes its very possible....i've seen it in person they wrap the paper around their hand like 40 times and wipe once toss it in and repeat once or twice...and thats just going number one.. i'll never understand...never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 that's a little bit much. four people in my house, three girls: it's mom, sister, me, dad, and we go through about 1-1 1/2 rolls a day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 This is hilarious and so true. Same with my lady here.. Bermuda triangle toilet paper legends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Its the bathroom. Use a hair dryer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I pee about 15 times a day... no lie. I drink more water than a fish. Yahll should try it. Just dont do it on long car rides... your friends get mad when you take gas station breaks every 15 minutes. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Use your fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 sounds like she "doesnt want to get her hand dirty" so she is wrapping her hand like an egyptian mummy and wiping... plus she might have an oder problem that she feels like she should keep wiping alot to keep the sweat and cheese from builing up... shit i dunno.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 i hate it when people used up the whole role, left the fucking thing in the middle there and not installing the new role in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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