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bitches.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by AORAone, Aug 22, 2004.

  1. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    my fuckin roomate use's about a roll of toilet paper a day. i dont know if she eats it, secretly stashing it in remote places about the apartment, or actually uses it for it's intended purposes, but everytime i go in there. the roll that was in there the previous day has withered down to nothing, or is gone. what the hells the deal with this anyway? anyone else have this same problem? ill go in there to take a shit, and theres no tp. ive started making sure theres a box of tissues or fucking napkins in the bathroom somewhere, just in case. since, these items seem to go unoticed/touched by her.
     
  2. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Not sure about the toilet paper disappearing act, but my john at work got clogged with a huge wad of shitpaper from the same breed...We had to go buy a snake for the fuckin thing it was so stuffed.,,,,:huh2:
     
  3. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    there's this cheap toilet paper that makes my ass hurt.
     
  4. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah, that shit sucks- Scott's i think it is...^^
     
  5. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    no, it's called FMV, they make all kinds of generic shit, which is dirt cheap but not very good. Bread, syrup, beans, buns, etc. But that shit really hurts my asshole.
     
  6. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    Early halloween huh!
     
  7. man, i dunno what the fuck they do with it..but its true
     
  8. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    its insaine.
    bermuda triangle type shit (not a pun).

    it just disapears
     
  9. rinse

    rinse Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2003 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    buy your roomate some of these and see if the toilet paper suddenly stops diappearing.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤

    ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2004 Messages: 929 Likes Received: 0
    THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING:lol:
     
  11. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    thats definitly not the problem.
     
  12. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,011 Likes Received: 527
  13. rinse

    rinse Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2003 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    if you think its definitly not the problem then it probably is...unless... you know for sure, did you squeeze the charmin?
     
  14. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    lets just say ive been to far too many partys where she thinks shes skinny.....the liqour, god it scar'd me for life........
     
  15. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    i have the same problem with my lady.There is never any tp in the bathroom.I got so use to it that i check before i drop the kids off at the lake now..
     
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