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birthday wishes for the mac

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by st.nick, Nov 8, 2001.

  1. st.nick

    st.nick Member

    Joined: Dec 26, 2000 Messages: 672 Likes Received: 1
    who's the mac

    FOND DU LAC, Wis. -- Mark McGwire may be known as "Big Mac," but he's got
    nothing on Don Gorske, who has eaten more than 18,000 of the McDonald's
    sandwiches since 1972.
    Gorske told students and faculty at Fond du Lac High School on Tuesday he
    still has a taste for the burgers.
    The 6-foot, 175-pound Gorske started eating Big Macs in the spring of 1972
    when he got his first car. He made three trips that day, each time ordering
    three Big Macs and tossing the cartons into the back seat.
    He kept up his nine-Big-Mac-a-day diet for a month, until he finally cleaned
    his car and found 265 Big Mac cartons.
    Fond du Lac High School math teacher Tom Strauss met Gorske in 1987 and
    wrote a problem-solving curriculum around Gorske's habit.
    Students have figured Gorske has gone through 14.5 cows, 6.25 million sesame
    seeds, 1,900 whole pickles, 563 pounds of cheese and 100 gallons of special
  2. bumdigger

    bumdigger Guest

  3. just because i know he will swing thru here like tarzan, because of the title...

    Happy Birthday Mac

  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

    yes! happy birthday holmes!
  5. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    happy b-day mac.
  6. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 1,315 Likes Received: 0
    happy bday mac... may your 65th be as good as the one just after it :D
  7. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...is anyone else shocked that the fucker is still alive?....i mean hello! 14.5 cows! 100 gallons of special sauce!...happy birthday you fast fooding american soul, better enjoy, i think i just heard your heart give....gross....rOe
  8. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 1,315 Likes Received: 0
    happy bday mac... may your 65th be as good as the one just after it :D
  9. Mr.LonelyHeart

    Mr.LonelyHeart Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2001 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 0
    awwww....thanks guys ...you care..you really do care!..
    that made my day :D

    and bum digger...keep it closeted homie!
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "i am awesome"
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3

    I hope you collect this George W. Bush tradeing card.

    SIELOETTE Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,107 Likes Received: 0
    this is what i say to mac every night before we go to sleep....

    Are those moonpants your wearing? 'Cause damn
    your ass is out of this world!

    Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling ticktac's?

    Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

    You smell wet. Let's Party.

    Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

    No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fity bucks?

    Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared
    a cab home together?

    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I
    thought you knew...

    I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off
    in 30 seconds.

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make
    it reality?

    I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you
    just ate.

    You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think
    I'M cute.

    My face is leaving in 10 mintues. Be on it.

    Can I see your tan lines?

    You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

    You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I
    together, I'd get 69.

    That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are

    Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?

    I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed

    Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers

    Your face or mine?

    Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've
    broken the ice, will you sleep with me?

    Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

    What winks and fucks like a tiger? (Said while winking)

    As she's leaving..Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: what?
    You: ME!

    I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

    Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

    Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes, all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

    I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

    I was curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

    If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

    I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

    Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

    Wait until the end of the evening when everyone is real fubar, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)

    What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

    Why don't you surprise your rommate and not come home tonight?

    You are the only reason I came in here alone.

    You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

    Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

    Walk up to the girl, hold up a $20 dollar bill and rip it in half in front of her face, write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"

    Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen.

    Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.

    Would you like to be my love buffet so I can lay you on a table and take what I want?

    Damn girl you even look good with the lights on!

    If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

    So I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.

    If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

    Coffee? Tea? Me?

    Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later.

    This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

    Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

    Would you like to be in the movies?

    May I ejnd this sentence with a proposition?

    If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.

    Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

    You MUST have a nice personality.

    Here's your chance to get to know me.

    Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room?

    You are the reason men fall in love.

    Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

    I'm sending the intense feeling you have for me...is it my cologne?

    Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?

    You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a nice body too.

    Are those fuck me eyes or fuck you eyes?

    I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.

    I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

    As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

    Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them?


    man suurfing pimp pictures is hilarious

    anyways your my favorite person in the whole wide world..happy birthday mon peti' chou
  14. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    damn all that mushy shit is making me sick!! its all about KILL KRUSH AND DESSSTROY!
  15. Mr.LonelyHeart

    Mr.LonelyHeart Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2001 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 0
    awwwwwwww....thanks siloe....y'know you're my mostest favoritest person too....

    thanks everybody else...even you gnes..haha

    now I'll be retiring for the evening as I am about to go get my drink on......

    :love: :dazed: :D