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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

i don't know, i don't think birthdays should be celebrated. i don't celebrate mine. it's not like it's an accomplishment. it's a party or a pat on the back saying: "hey! you're not dead yet!"

 

im sorry my brother, birthday virginity is a bummer.

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HOLY SHIT BALLS BATMAN>>>

 

 

I knew there was a appreciation thread that was WAY overlooked...This is it..

 

I don't know about you boys, but I'm always guaranteed the B-day lovin...

 

 

**p.s. the only fuck who didn't appreciate this is either:

 

1.Gay

 

2.DUMB as fuck

 

3.Virgin (mentioned by someone earlier)

 

4.Secretly in disguise as a female that doesn't like to give up the boot for any special occasion unless she wants it..nevermind...

 

I might just start a poll for this...

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i was dating this asain chick that worked at hooters and she never wanted to do anything romantic like go to restuarants, id always ofer but she always said" lets stay home instead*hint hint* it was great then her mom signed her up for a modeling school in californ-i-a. havent really seen too much of her since. she comes and visits alot, but i think ima move out there with her.

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

birthday sex? hmm i dunno it aint no thang really, since i get it on the regular. i'd rather have him take me somewhere romantic, that would probably b more memorable.

 

exactly!!

 

pssssssshhhhh. the boys in this thread act like they dont get sex on the regular.....;)

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

my last birthday resulted in....two chicks.

ditto... last weekend... good times...

what's perhaps even better is that the two girls paid for all my beer at the bar before hand...

 

Originally posted by ClueTwo

 

**p.s. the only fuck who didn't appreciate this is either:

 

1.Gay

 

2.DUMB as fuck

 

3.Virgin (mentioned by someone earlier)

 

4.Secretly in disguise as a female that doesn't like to give up the boot for any special occasion unless she wants it..nevermind...

 

no, it's just that him and his girlfriend are so collectively apathetic about everything excpet some politics, that the only thing that could get them fucking would probably be the impeachment of bush...

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Guest Pilau Hands

birthday sex only counts when you're single you silly female type persons

 

and no i've never had it when i was single

it's coming up too. i got like 3 weeks to make some good friends

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