AyeBee Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I'm definately about to be 18 in like 3 minutes...show me some love scumbags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 yay be sure and get your cigarette card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 happy birfday youngin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 and now begins the most cruel and tough time of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Yeah happy birthday. I wish I was 18 again with all the knowledge and experience I've acquired. I'd be a fucking ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Bummer..18 is worthless now..Can't even buy yourself a drink.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 I'm sure I'll be nice and drunk tomorrow and forget all about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 happy birthday now you can go to jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 happy early birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 happy birthday now you can go to jail for statitory rape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 I already turned down two 15 year old vaginas today, plus a 14 year old but I woulda did that at 17 anyways Catface, let's get it on nice and legal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 thnx google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 sorry ab, im like.. 25 years older then you or something. old lady status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 speaking of porn, i just copped this...its of the handle bars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 sorry ab, im like.. 25 years older then you or something. old lady status Comn...we'll make sweet love then happily shoplift together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Hey man, I was gonna say it earlier but I thought someone else, a chick around here, said it was her birthday too... so I was gonna give you both shouts, then I went to look and got sidetracked but... go to a porno movie. I mean in a theater, hurry too because with DVD on the market everyday it gets gayer... Still get up a group of friends and definately bring girls and go to a porno theater, it's a different world... or maybe it's not but, still, now it's legal. *buy a newspaper or get one of the singles magazines from the lobby and double coat that seat, you wouldn't believe what people do in those places! *Pee-Wee Herman I'm looking at YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 you are now legal to drink in the province of Alberta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 This is the typical 18th Australian birthday gift, you get fucking smashed with that glass, it's awesome that glass never runs out of beer until around 8 the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 I gotta go hit a strip club, but all the ones in RI are 21 except for one grimey ass place I prolly could have went to when I was 12..what's the situation with Boston strip clubs, any cool places for 18? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 ahh 18 happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 lets get the rhythm of the HOTDOG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 lets get the rhythm of the HOTDOG dang i haven't heard that in a long-ass time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 happy birthday now you can go to jail I got arrested twice withen weeks of my 18th bday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I got arrested twice withen weeks of my 18th bday same here. it was great cuz even though it was only a few days before you turned 18, it made a big difference being caught as a juvenille rather than an adult. only bad part was your parents still had to pick you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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