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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JoeyLawrence, Jun 20, 2002.

  1. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    i cant seem to make up my mind on anything.
    one minute im in pink gear dancing to the hamptons theme song....the next im curled up under my bed in all black skin tight clothing tweaking on morphine and listening to granddaddy.

    but tis all good children! rejoice! popgun war seems to have found an outlet for all this built up frustration!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    what is it you ask? vandalism? more drugs? a violent homosexual cross country murderous rampage? NO. my outlet is my ab roller. I just rock out on that shit for like a half hour while listening to Van Halen's, "eruption", and then stand in front of the mirror in my boxer briefs and flex my abs. I seriously have a sick obsession with abs now. I check out everyones abs, constantly sizing up the competition. (actually that last part was a lie) but anyhow Im about to go eat some sushi, courtesy a very cute blonde girl who is going to introduce me to her taller brunette friend on saturday night! (Tomorrow is a toss-up between a phillipino girl and a latina girl). FRIENDS OF FRIENDS is the best thing. FOF!

    My zine goes into publication next week, and is aptly titled, "DATE RAPE."

    If you would like to learn more about the psuedo prep lifestyle, then stay tuned for more details. I honestly have found a passion in psuedopreppiness/fauxfraternity lifestyle. Everything from badminton games to just relaxing in a nice pair of ralph lauren chino's while sipping espresso. HOW DARE YOU.

    Anyways.....check out my nigga tonymillionaire's website in the meantime.... http://www.maakies.com

    his comic strip will keep you on your toes. P.S. be on the look out for the Popgunwar/maakies crossover strip headed to maakies.com in the not-so-distant future.

    Im kinda restless right now, so I'm gonna go ahead and throw out some links to other websites that I've been frequenting lately:

    http://www.killrockstars.com <----good...no, GREAT music.
    http://www.craigslist.org <---- everything you need.
    http://www.thehun.com <----FFM
    http://www.whitepower.com <----screwdriver records. (funny, interesting, frightening)
    http://www.viceland.com <----home of the infamous vice magazine.
    http://www.spankingteenbrandi.com <----haha i went to highschool with this slut.
    http://www.eboy.com <-------boooooooooooooooooyah.
    http://www.burberry.com <----the best swimtrunks and button downs on the planet.
    http://www.thehitdevice.com <-----never updates....good mp3 downloads.
    http://www.redmeat.com <-----Excellence.

    mannnnnnnnnnn im confused right now. really confused. the weather is HOT one minute, and cool the next. Im thinking about changing my outfit again. hmmmmmmm

    p.s. dont take anything i type seriously. or maybe you should. i dunno. there is no backspace or signoff button in the real world.

    Oh yeah....how many of you have been rocking carribeaners on your pants to hold your wallets in place? Ive been doin this shit since day one, and now everyone seems to be hip to the trend. Im like....geeez.

    MMMMM chai is soo good. Oregon chai mix is the sickness. You just take a large glass (or mug) add 1 half ice, and 1 half chai and one half milk. wait thats 1.5 glasses outta just one glass. well...you know what i mean.

    I wonder if im gonna get sick from all the red meat ive been eating this past week. Ive had steak and ribs like every day and roastbeef sandwhiches mmmmmmmmmmboy. I think its due to my blood type.

    That and ive been drinking alot of Vanilla COKE. http://www.cocacola.com
    my mom was yellin at me and saying that i need to cut back on the coke (almost 12 pack a day) and start drinking more milk. I replied with my favorite line, "Milk shmilk...I get all the calcium i need from ROLAIDS."

    I learned that line when I was 12 reading a MAD magazine that I just purchased with my profits from my lawn mowing/ firework pushing endeavors.

    man i miss lemonade. that shit was good.

    in fact....I think im gonna go drink some right now. anddddddd i think my ride is here. haha oh shit ill type fast.....Isnt it funny how writers (or wannabe sellout neverhasbeen writers like me) always get picked up on dates by the girl? hahaha next time you are out just look at howmany girls are driving the guys around. hahahahahahah

    oh shitttt im out.

    POPGUNWARversion4.7 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<:king:
  2. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    that skrewdriver site is indeed disturbing..........its like your one stop nazi shop.........fucking nazi's.........
  3. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    haha how did i know that the first reply would have to do with screwdriver records?
    hahaha that shit is amusing in so many ways. and some of the nordic hardcore is actually pretty decent.

    but I do not in anyway shape or form advocate that sites beliefs.
  4. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    .........i somehow figured as such. it did catch my eye though.

    i was never aware that there were quite so many nazi flags. go figure.
  5. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    you really went to highschool with spanking teen brandi?
    thats funny. i always wonder about amateur porn sites like that. they are in no way professional porno stars, (and i use the term stars loosely..but whatever,) somebody must know these people..how often do you come across a porno site with familiar faces.
  6. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    yep. junior year.

    hahaha that slut.
  7. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    Man I know how you feel PGW... my girlfriend used to drive me around all over the place till I got my shit together..
  8. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    krs. i remember when it was real good...

    stars kill rock comp
    rock stars kill comp

    bikini kill, karp, free kitten...etc
  9. THE LAW

    THE LAW Guest

    listen killer, it's ok to be gay...

    just come out of the closet already.
  10. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2001 Messages: 96 Likes Received: 0
    and once your out the closet drag tease with you.
  11. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0

  12. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0

    what highschool did you go to?

    i went to 4 different highschools.

    gimme a hint
  13. blink_ATX

    blink_ATX Guest

    i went to two different highschools, one nuthouse and like had alotta friends that have turned on me. They smae im bipolar but fuck medicine its all monetary driven anyfukenway...

    l0rd goddman Ka0s
  14. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0

    man my brain is gone. i have no clue. unless table is code for somewhere in boulder. if thats it then i know the location of a highschool...but dont know anyone that got kicked out besides me.:confused:
  15. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hi everyone. its friday night and once again im sitting here in my basement listening to the rentals on repeat and not outside partying it up or hanging out with anyone. but oh well. i had a good dinner tonight. it made up for wasting hours in the hospital getting blood drawn and xrays due to work related injuries. WORK RELATED INJURIES? POPGUNWAR? i know this doesnt make sense but whatever. Anyways....hows it goin? are you all drunk and staring at your screen hitting the refresh button to see more boobs in my monster of a thread, wettshirt contest? Im not. i could fuckin care less. I just wanted to get more people naked via computer. haha i think that the internet is fucking insane. because of the internet i have had girls email me countless naked photos, call me from far away lands and engage in sick twisted phone sex scenarios, and even bring me smoothies to my house when i was too drugged to go outside. i even had a girl fly up to visit me for a weekend. (what a disaster) anyways who gives a fuck you know? not me. I like to take pictures of myself and I even hang my own pictures on my walls in my house. Alegra works wonders. no more allergies! yo anyways its thundering and pouring rain and check this out:

    if you snoop around that site all carefully you will unwrap a clue. A clue about what you ask? A CLUE. thats all you need to know.

    I want to get into urban iditirods and urban treasure hunting. that shit would be rad. I dont consider myself a "writer" and i never will. I figured it out today...... occasionally i get depressed and angry and i like to vandalise. Vandalism doesnt stop with spraypaint and scribing names into glass and shit....i just plain get my jollies from breaking random shit, lighting stuff on fire and littering. I dunno. I guess you could say that i dont ever want to really grow up either. I spend most of my day drawing, watching, or reading cartoons. Im an avid cereal collector and addicted to anything the color pink. I own a very insane hello kitty display. The whole urban life doesnt appeal to me though. I dont see the fun in fubu jeans and panhandling and crack heads in crazy ass spead-up lifestyle. Im into the sub-urban life style. I would love to own a house with grass in the yards so I could mow it on my riding mower when im 40. I miss highschool, and find college tedious(sp), and find that art school is even worse. No wonder suicide is so popular among art students. Im honestly getting into high shorts. Like the kind that someone named Casey McCallister would wear. I hate shaving because my skin is sensitive. But I like looking young. I dont even give a fuck about fake I.D.s. All my friends have em, and want me in on the bandwagon. But no. Id rather stay young forever.

    MOPIUS : Mopius is the coolest fuckin kid ever. This guy is a SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS addict. ANNNND he likes slayer. I definitely am glad that this crip is one of my friends and im glad that he doesnt smoke weed 24 hours a day like everyone else I know.

    Marijuana: Mannnn this is a topic that I dont even want to get started on. Everyone I know smokes. And constantly. Ive smoked it a few times and I dunno, It just doesnt do it for me. "It aint no OxyContin," a good friend once told me. And damnnn wasnt he right. It just seems that the second someone starts smoking weed they go from someone that has some Drive and motivation to everything that I hate in the world. They just want to sit around and do nothing all day. BRRRRRROOOOO YOU GOT SOME HERBBBBBBBBB? fuck. I hate that shit. FUCK MARIJUANA and FUCK HAIGHT ASHBURRY. pot head humor is sooooo fuckin dumb. nuggets nuggets.....argggg im getting mad. i bet half of you reading this right now are stoned. Actually, no....no one who smokes weed would waste their time reading this far just to hear me rant and rave about whatever the fuck I want to talk about.

    hold up Im gonna go switch cd's. This rentals tune is getting me dizzy. alright...the breeders....much better.

    you know what t.v. channel is fuckin awesome? DISNEY.
    this is why:


    dont even get me started on that shit. damn. I gotta go do something. but what? hmmm.

    brb. maybe.:confused: