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BigKey is going to a SEX conference....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    Somehow I got invited to check this out

    So Yeah... it's every major porn company, strip club and 'adult' business
    all in a massive conference hall with tons of shows and 'freebies'.

    Dont worry... I'll be bringing my digicam for some flix.

    < and let's hope I dont get busted on public indecency charges >

  2. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    how did you get invited?...this sounds like it could be a good story.
  3. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,866 Likes Received: 28
    You might want to avoid the B-Girlz booth. Just a suggestion.
  4. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    People can buy tickets, but my friend girl works
    at a bar so he got the tickets though there.
    Plus he's inviting my ex along and whenever
    we see each other....... things get a bit wild.
  5. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    You should charge people to live a day in your life.

    It could be the Key3 Fantasy Camp!
  6. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    You are going to have the greatest time.
    You have to fuck some pornstars in the toilets, nippleclamps.

    *sorry bro, we try not to mention that stuff.
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I went to this a few years ago.

    The best part? Me and my boy Nigel were standing directly behind Alisha Klass as she did several different promos for Viewer's Choice Pay Per View channel.

    I never realized I made it to TV until my old bartender told me he was ordering up a porn with his girl and was like "Hey, that's (Weapon X) and Nigel right there with the big goofy grins!"

    I still never got it on tape, though.

    Also, my boy copped a pocket pussy. He ended up sticking a curling iron in the anus part because it had these annoying ridges (i fingered it when it was still new), and finally melting it down to liquid and pouring it into a cup to let it harden. Weird guy, he is.

    *btw, Alisha Klass is the nicest girl I've ever met, seriously. Very friendly, and she rubbed her ass against my groin, even though I wasn't even getting an autographed pic. And she flashed her clit at my buddy Mitch, but I was getting water at the time, so I missed it.
  8. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    one word for you

  9. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    By the way, it's all about the Whiskey Convention being held at Roy Thomson Hall on October 29th. That's gonna be so awesome!

    But I won't have enough money to get in by then. Shit, I need to hustle me up some cash for that, because it will be the highlight of my year if I go.

    Anyone wanna lend me $115 Canadian?
  10. type R

    type R Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 2,456 Likes Received: 1
    This thread should just be titled "Why I'm about to be cooler than all of you..."

    it would self explanatory.
  11. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    Key this is your chance to get pictures with pornstars just like Pistol did back in the day
  12. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    yeah... Pistol used to ROCK that shit.

    [ insert pic 1304 ]

    "and here's another shot of me and some porn slut..."
  13. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    i got free tickets to that show when it came to my other place of residance. i actually went with my sister, which was akward to say the least.
  14. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0

    My boy is a webmaster for porn sites. Kid goes on paid trips to Vegas and La for these shits. He gets all comps and shit too at the casinos.

    Thats my story.
  15. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    God i would love to go to one of these conventions.. Shit would be mega fucking cool.

    I would get extremely tanked there and have fun.. Turn it into a party type deal.