Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 i cant think of anything that sounds smart or romantic watch out bitch nut nut nut nut prepare for semen delivery (in robot voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- i cant think of anything that sounds smart or romantic watch out bitch nut nut nut nut prepare for semen delivery (in robot voice) tell her that there's someone behind her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 hmmmmm. i don't have this problem. she always begs me for it in the grillpiece.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 how about: "close your eyes, and get ready for a BIG surprise!" or: "can i cum on your face sweetheart?" and give her your sexiest face while you're at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.HollaBack Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by iquit hmmmmm. i don't have this problem. she always begs me for it in the grillpiece.:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: fucking freaky ass asian bia bia's :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckedupafro Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 "YOGHURT BABY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 whats wrong with the regular quivering seizures, lip pulled above the the teeth elvis style, look-like-a-nerd steez that boys usually have preceding the nut? if you watch closely, ladies, put the goggles on when the eyes look like theyre about to roll back in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 skeet, skeet, skeet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 <span style='color:pink'> but usually it was "babe, can i cum in your mouth? please! I love you..." </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by DETO <span style='color:pink'>I love you..." </span> those 3 magic words will go a long way in the kinky sex request dept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 i was always invited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 IN COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I was never into it. I like to kiss my girlfriend after sex and well.. my ejaculate being there would definately pose a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.HollaBack Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 *snickers* (she is not going to like this but here goes...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by iquit those 3 magic words will go a long way in the kinky sex request dept. .wonk</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 "when i'm sorting you out ... it gets all over my face" "it's only fair ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 "when i'm eating you out ... it gets all over my face" "it's only fair ..." have used that one more than once...</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 "Girl, close your eyes, you are about to recieve a Johnny Handsome facial!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 haven't tried this one yet but i'm sure it'll work: I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 nah, tell 'em you know... ...Johnny Handsome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 just give her the head tap..hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 BOMBS AWAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Here's the fiesta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by DETO skeet, skeet, skeet... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I usually tell her... THEO HUXTABLE HAS A POSSE, BITCH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 http://www.ohooligans.com/pic_funny_do_reporters_read_their_own_stuff.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 "Look into my japs eye, I think something is blocking that shit..." -JIZZ- "Ahahaha!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by iquit hmmmmm. i don't have this problem. she always begs me for it in the grillpiece.:D so am i being horribly stereotypical by assuming that all asian girls really do like getting it in the face (ie: bukakke and bukakke related sports)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 :SPLASH: The best is when you're doin her and you're like start twitching or making funny faces and going "Oooh oohooohhoohohoohhh here it... .... hahah just kidding..." and then keep reaming her out for an hour or so until the real finish.... Last time I did that on my ex girl she started laughing really hard during the porking.... and I was like, "oooh keep laughing like that..." because her poon muscles were like :squeeze: :squeez: :squeeze:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/13-14/earls/scene4.jpg'> "Calm down everyone. I'm going to pull my pants down now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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