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best way to die

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by footsoldier, Sep 7, 2002.

  1. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    im not trying to be all emo and depressed, im just sayin we've all gotta go sometime so what do you think thebest way is.

    in my opinion the only way to go is by SHARK ATTACK. it would be all scary and crazy, plus it would give everyone you know a good story to tell for years to come.

    runners up: a falling meteor
    falling out of a rollercoster that gets stuck in a loop
    drag racing for pink slips.
    "doin it"
     
  2. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    drowning seems nice and serene..
     
  3. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

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    getting electrocuted by playing a guitar through an amp with no ground... but only if it's on stage in front of a decent crowd, and only if a lot of sparks go flying when it happens...
     
  4. Whoa1

    Whoa1 Member

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    Tidal wave.
     
  5. cornelius

    cornelius Member

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    i had a dream that i was smashed into the beach by a tidal wave.. i don't really trust the beach anymore..
     
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    of old age, in your sleep, already steadfast in the knowledge that your family will be taken care of for generations to come...

    and, not to rain on your funeral, but most people who are attaked by sharks survive, so, it's really only the frail and sublimely unlucky who fall prey to that... if you want a good vicious story go with:

    Thrown to the wolves... and make sure it says that on your headstone...

    I spent some summers in Key West when I was little and I always dug the above ground tombs in the cemetery, like New Orleans, anyway, there's a headstone there that reads:

    "I told you I was sick"
     
  7. C-O-K PBScru

    C-O-K PBScru Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 339 Likes Received: 0
    DIE YOU MORTALS MMMMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i want the Misifts to take my life
     
  8. Whoa1

    Whoa1 Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 292 Likes Received: 0
    I have this dream all the time where I'm on the beach and theres a giant tital wave, I turn to run and I'm on the edge of a cliff...... Weird wild stuff.
     
  9. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    i got smashed onto abeach once and had to be taken away on a streatcher in an ambulance..i was there alone and had no one to call, it was scary. im alot more cautious now.

    im sayin when you get attacked the sharks have to kill you, its the only way its a good way to die..
     
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    That is to say I was interested in them... not that I spent my childhood summers in Key West digging graves... though that might explain alot...
     
  11. cornelius

    cornelius Member

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    that's strange.. because in my dream i'm on a giant plateau type thing..
     
  12. krie

    krie Guest

    a gun, one bullet, simple and very fast. wood be painless
     
  13. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

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  14. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

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    getting crushed by a flying moose named mabel.
     
  15. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    i always thought about getting hit head on by a train, but then i read about how many engineers are more or less scarred for life after incidents like this.

    one story was about this transient who stood on the tracks as they were speeding through a town, the lights shined on the man and right before he was hit he made eye contact with the engineer and had a smile on his face. hows that for nightmare fodder?

    if i die before nature takes its course, i want to make sure it doesnt involve hurting anyone directly in the incident. if im going to die i dont want anyone else going down with me.
     
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