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Guest imported_Tesseract

After lunch is is my favorite from the alternatives given here.

The thing is that the key word for smoking is while

Like while shitting(pissing doesnt work cause all the smoke gets in your eyes if you feel like aiming)

While getting drunk.

while waiting for the bus

while talking

etc

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Guest imported_Tesseract

oh, Boogie hands is the best time to have a smoke for sure.

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But i wont vote for it cause his signature will be larger than his actuall replies.

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Guest --zeSto--

now it's NEVER! That's when I enjoy my smokes.

 

You know why you smoke so much while drinking?

It's because the Alcohol moves into your bloodstream and forces the nic out.

It causes a nic withdrawl. That's why when you're sippin' Canadian Beers,

you can smoke every 15 minutes without getting sick.

 

the best smoke was after eating msg heavy chinese take-out.

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by T.T Boy

aalso, while enjoying canadian beers, a guy like myself will go through a pack in a good 3 hours or so.

 

3 hours for a 6-pack... you're no Canadian!

oh.. you meant a pack of smokes...?

Belmont Milds bay-bee

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

 

3 hours for a 6-pack... you're no Canadian!

oh.. you meant a pack of smokes...?

Belmont Milds bay-bee

 

 

woah partner...... im talking 3 hours for the cigs not the sixer.

and whats with you eaterners and mild ass grandma cigs anyways? everyone i know out there smokes like matinee belmont ultra slim mega mild 100mm filter granny smokes...... please help me explain......

 

 

*please, im being sarchastic, this isnt an insult*

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Guest imported_Tesseract

The only time that i dont like to smoke now that i think about it is when i am on foot.

I just hate walking and smoking.

You really dont enjoy shit plus you get to tired without realising why.

There are expeptions of course like when i am extremely pissed off (rare) so i dont care anyway.

Or late night strolls in the city with my girl.

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i like probably some of you on here am a chain smoker of sorts...but the times i find a cigarette most enjoyable are...

after sex :king:

big or small meal

taking a big dook

walking around

driving

peeing

pissed off moods

good moods

after being indoors for too long

in the morning

late at night

before a shower

after a shower

when im cold

while gettin head and eating doritos at the same time :mexican:

yelling at someone

talking to someone ...

well the list goes on

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Guest wakassOATH

damn guys

nothin is like the first smoke in the mourning

that is the most important part of smoking

if you dont have a smoke in the mourning ..be ready for a seriously shitty day

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Originally posted by SenorSeven

after a big meal...if i cant smoke after i eat...ill wait til i can smoke to eat- it goes hand in hand...

 

damn...you hit that right on the money...especially after heavy foods like italian or mexican food...i think if i ever open up an italian resturant ill offer a complementary cigarette after the meal, even when im going through my non smoking phases i still want a cigarette after a good italian meal....

 

and yes....many, many ladies enjoy smoking after the boogie hands therefore it should be an option

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