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best time to have a smoke

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by B_As_In_Bot, Nov 1, 2001.

  1. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    for those of you who enjoy smoking cigarettes...
  2. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    It was a close call between morning and sex, I opted for after sex.
  3. After lunch is is my favorite from the alternatives given here.
    The thing is that the key word for smoking is while
    Like while shitting(pissing doesnt work cause all the smoke gets in your eyes if you feel like aiming)
    While getting drunk.
    while waiting for the bus
    while talking
  4. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    umm im one of those people thats likes smoking whever unless i have a headache from smoking orrrrrrr i puked my brains out the minute b4....
  5. oh, Boogie hands is the best time to have a smoke for sure.
    But i wont vote for it cause his signature will be larger than his actuall replies.
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    now it's NEVER! That's when I enjoy my smokes.

    You know why you smoke so much while drinking?
    It's because the Alcohol moves into your bloodstream and forces the nic out.
    It causes a nic withdrawl. That's why when you're sippin' Canadian Beers,
    you can smoke every 15 minutes without getting sick.

    the best smoke was after eating msg heavy chinese take-out.
  7. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    oh shit this is about cigaretts? woops
  8. dBUSH

    dBUSH Guest

    what about, "Just after the doc tells you your expensive disgusting addiction is going to kill you?":rolleyes:
  9. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I only smoke after boogie hands.
  10. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...i gotta go with sex, but those are legit times...but im a chain smoker so i dont really need an excuse.....

    the chimney....rOe
  11. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    always enjoy a cig after a large meal at wendys..... damn it feels good.

    aalso, while enjoying canadian beers, a guy like myself will go through a pack in a good 3 hours or so.
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    3 hours for a 6-pack... you're no Canadian!
    oh.. you meant a pack of smokes...?
    Belmont Milds bay-bee
  13. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    I'd have to go with WHILE shitting and when I wake up.
  14. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    i haven't had a smoke since saturday...but if yu ask me the best time to smoke when I would be walking around street bombing or putting up stickers.
  15. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41

    woah partner...... im talking 3 hours for the cigs not the sixer.
    and whats with you eaterners and mild ass grandma cigs anyways? everyone i know out there smokes like matinee belmont ultra slim mega mild 100mm filter granny smokes...... please help me explain......

    *please, im being sarchastic, this isnt an insult*