*see-phore* Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 heres mine.....echemmmm......excuse me miss but i must say youve got the prettiest face i have ever cum across.heheheheheheheh...... i'm looking for lines that might work on stars,tennis players,strippers anything that has a vagina and boobies......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsel.ufd Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Lines have never really worked for me ,I tell them whats the deal and mainly feed them drinks all night,rophies can work wonders as well. But I remember I used to say something like "Do you have a mirror in your pants?Cause I can see my self in them."But some hoe threw a drink in my face,so you might stay away from that one. [This message has been edited by pauliewalnuts (edited 07-16-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 i dont use lines but i heard this line on the real world. do you have a map? i just got lost in your eyes.you can always go with the "hey girl, wanna fuck?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Girl: Hey, have you heard the new definition of indefinately? Guy: No, what is it? Girl: When your balls are smacking my ass you are in, definately. (can be reversed, but be prepared to block a backhand) I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. Guy: Is that a keg in your pants? Girl: what? Guy: because I wanna tap that azz.. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 lick your fingers, press them to a persons shirt then say "lets get you home and out of those wet clothes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NEOPLASTICITY Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 did it hurt?...when u fell from heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 I read this on this board before i think it was tease who said it. Guy: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties. Girl: Your magic watch is wrong. Guy: Oh. Damn, it must be an hour fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 the only lines that work are not lines! paradox? riddle? truth! just go up and say.. " hi, I noticed you noticing me, and want to come up and say hello" note: use mad inuendos at all times! hell.. it works for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 I must agree with Zesto. I don't know any girls, including myself, who would feel flattered if you boys used one of those lines. I'd most likely fall on the floor laughing uncontrollably. But good luck with them. I'd find it amusing if my boyfriend used one, but anybody else? no way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 unless it was the magic watch one^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted July 16, 2001 Author Share Posted July 16, 2001 hey lush is that a keg in your pants?heheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheh....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 my personal favorite do you work at UPS cause i could have sworn you were checking out my package. bah dum ching! thank you folks i will be here ALL week. your father must have been a drug dealer cause you're DOPE! this one always works for me. swear to god me: AIYO!!! girl: what? me: can i get your screen name? girl: uhh i dont have one me: well then let me get your email address. you got AOL or YAHOO? im a fucking pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifetime Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 hey nice shoes,wanna fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Isn't that the whole point of pick up lines, to make people laugh? If a guy comes up to me with a good one that I've never heard before, totally joking around trying to break the ice, I love it. It's not like guys or girls who use pick up lines really expect to be screwing you in 45 minutes. You girls act like you'd be so grossed out, but you know if some hot ass guy came up to you and gave you some cheesy ass one liner, you'd at least giggle and have a good story to tell your friends. Maybe I'm just a sucker for a good sense of humor though and that's just me. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kOmega Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 that .. hey NICE SHOES, WANAN FUCK? HAS WERKED FOR ME A FEW TIMES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GENIUS Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 For a white guy to pick up a black girl. "hey baby, do you like cream in your coffee" I only said that one because it always worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Originally posted by lifetime: hey nice shoes,wanna fuck? A classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 hey baby , your daddy a terroist cuz youz da bomb.... heard dat somewhere , forgot where , but shit me laugh till i thought i was gonna shit myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 could i drink your bathtub water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolemite Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Originally posted by Pilau Hands: could i drink your bathtub water? haha that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while ------------------ ..rat soup eating honkie motha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atc Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 You have 206 bones in your body... want one more? ahh yeah girl, please don't go. ------------------ ABOVElabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omone Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 damn, i sure am tired from work! could i rest my head in your lap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkZ aNd BrainZ Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 guy: do you know what the word of the day is? girl: whats that? guy: legs..... now lets go back to your place and spread the word. ~or~ -how do u like ur eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized. jinks kra....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death, and play with your blood." -Patrick Bateman, American Psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 two words....ask skotrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seek One Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Guy: hey girl you got tickets? Girl: for what? Guy: (flexing your arms)....the gun show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Originally posted by Seek One: Guy: hey girl you got tickets? Girl: for what? Guy: (flexing your arms)....the gun show! ok a friend of my boyfriend tried that one on me, and I completely don't get it. he tried to explain it but.....yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !: if some hot ass guy came up to you and gave you some cheesy ass one liner, you'd at least giggle and have a good story to tell your friends. Maybe I'm just a sucker for a good sense of humor though and that's just me. see I just find it all rather unoriginal. I mean how many times have I heard all these, and like back in grade 6? Now if somebody came up and said Pilau's line (could i drink your bathtub water?)or something to that effect, I'd just crack up. It's silly, it's funny, it's original, and nerdy. I think somebody that would say something like that to a girl has a good sense of humour. ------------------ you are beautiful, just not on the inside [This message has been edited by Lush (edited 07-16-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 YES! WHAT'S UP! hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remy Martin Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 this line has worked 3 times, "show me your tits" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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