1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at info@12ozprophet.com and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

best pick-up lines ever!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by *see-phore*, Jul 16, 2001.

  1. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* 12oz Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
    Messages:
    1,182

    best pick-up lines ever!

    Discussion started by *see-phore* - Jul 16, 2001

    heres mine.....echemmmm......excuse me miss but i must say youve got the prettiest face i have ever cum across.heheheheheheheh...... i'm looking for lines that might work on stars,tennis players,strippers anything that has a vagina and boobies.........
     
    *see-phore* - Rank: 12oz Senior Member - Messages:
    1,182
    - Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
  2. dsel.ufd

    dsel.ufd New Jack

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2001
    Messages:
    1

    dsel.ufd - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    Lines have never really worked for me ,I tell them whats the deal and mainly feed them drinks all night,rophies can work wonders as well.

    But I remember I used to say something like "Do you have a mirror in your pants?Cause I can see my self in them."But some hoe threw a drink in my face,so you might stay away from that one.

    [This message has been edited by pauliewalnuts (edited 07-16-2001).]
     
    dsel.ufd - Rank: New Jack - Messages:
    1
    - Joined:
    Jun 28, 2001
  3. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined:
    May 16, 2001
    Messages:
    2

    TOY - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    i dont use lines but i heard this line on the real world. do you have a map? i just got lost in your eyes.you can always go with the "hey girl, wanna fuck?"
     
    TOY - Rank: New Jack - Messages:
    2
    - Joined:
    May 16, 2001
  4. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! 12oz Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2001
    Messages:
    878

    tow up from tha flow up ! - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    Girl: Hey, have you heard the new definition of indefinately?

    Guy: No, what is it?

    Girl: When your balls are smacking my ass you are in, definately.

    (can be reversed, but be prepared to block a backhand)

    I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

    Guy: Is that a keg in your pants?
    Girl: what?
    Guy: because I wanna tap that azz..

    ------------------
    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
     
    tow up from tha flow up ! - Rank: 12oz Member - Messages:
    878
    - Joined:
    May 31, 2001
  5. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2001
    Messages:
    9,728

    Zack Morris - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    lick your fingers, press them to a persons shirt then say "lets get you home and out of those wet clothes"
     
    Zack Morris - Rank: 12oz Veteran Member - Messages:
    9,728
    - Joined:
    Jun 23, 2001
  6. NEOPLASTICITY - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    did it hurt?...when u fell from heaven
     
  7. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2000
    Messages:
    12,434

    Fox Mulder - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    I read this on this board before i think it was tease who said it.

    Guy: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties.

    Girl: Your magic watch is wrong.

    Guy: Oh. Damn, it must be an hour fast.
     
    Fox Mulder - Rank: 12oz Loyalist - Messages:
    12,434
    - Joined:
    Nov 23, 2000
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    --zeSto-- - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    the only lines that work are not lines!
    paradox? riddle? truth!

    just go up and say.. " hi, I noticed you
    noticing me, and want to come up and say hello"

    note: use mad inuendos at all times!
    hell.. it works for me!
     
  9. Lush

    Lush 12oz Member

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2000
    Messages:
    703

    Lush - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    I must agree with Zesto. I don't know any girls, including myself, who would feel flattered if you boys used one of those lines.

    I'd most likely fall on the floor laughing uncontrollably. But good luck with them. I'd find it amusing if my boyfriend used one, but anybody else? no way.
     
    Lush - Rank: 12oz Member - Messages:
    703
    - Joined:
    Oct 31, 2000
  10. MASk!

    MASk! 12oz Senior Member

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2000
    Messages:
    1,356

    MASk! - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    unless it was the magic watch one^
     
    MASk! - Rank: 12oz Senior Member - Messages:
    1,356
    - Joined:
    Aug 7, 2000
  11. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* 12oz Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
    Messages:
    1,182

    *see-phore* - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    hey lush is that a keg in your pants?heheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheh.......
     
    *see-phore* - Rank: 12oz Senior Member - Messages:
    1,182
    - Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
  12. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia 12oz Member

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2000
    Messages:
    710

    OGBforMumia - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    my personal favorite

    do you work at UPS cause i could have sworn you were checking out my package. bah dum ching! thank you folks i will be here ALL week.

    your father must have been a drug dealer cause you're DOPE!

    this one always works for me. swear to god

    me: AIYO!!!
    girl: what?
    me: can i get your screen name?
    girl: uhh i dont have one
    me: well then let me get your email address. you got AOL or YAHOO?

    im a fucking pimp
     
    OGBforMumia - Rank: 12oz Member - Messages:
    710
    - Joined:
    Sep 23, 2000
  13. lifetime

    lifetime 12oz Junior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2001
    Messages:
    195

    lifetime - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    hey nice shoes,wanna fuck?
     
    lifetime - Rank: 12oz Junior Member - Messages:
    195
    - Joined:
    Mar 25, 2001
  14. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! 12oz Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2001
    Messages:
    878

    tow up from tha flow up ! - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    Isn't that the whole point of pick up lines, to make people laugh? If a guy comes up to me with a good one that I've never heard before, totally joking around trying to break the ice, I love it. It's not like guys or girls who use pick up lines really expect to be screwing you in 45 minutes.
    You girls act like you'd be so grossed out, but you know if some hot ass guy came up to you and gave you some cheesy ass one liner, you'd at least giggle and have a good story to tell your friends. Maybe I'm just a sucker for a good sense of humor though and that's just me.



    ------------------
    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
     
    tow up from tha flow up ! - Rank: 12oz Member - Messages:
    878
    - Joined:
    May 31, 2001
  15. kOmega

    kOmega Guest

    kOmega - Replied Jul 16, 2001

    that ..
    hey NICE SHOES, WANAN FUCK?
    HAS WERKED FOR ME A FEW TIMES