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best pick-up lines ever!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by *see-phore*, Jul 16, 2001.

  1. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    heres mine.....echemmmm......excuse me miss but i must say youve got the prettiest face i have ever cum across.heheheheheheheh...... i'm looking for lines that might work on stars,tennis players,strippers anything that has a vagina and boobies.........
  2. dsel.ufd

    dsel.ufd New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    Lines have never really worked for me ,I tell them whats the deal and mainly feed them drinks all night,rophies can work wonders as well.

    But I remember I used to say something like "Do you have a mirror in your pants?Cause I can see my self in them."But some hoe threw a drink in my face,so you might stay away from that one.

    [This message has been edited by pauliewalnuts (edited 07-16-2001).]
  3. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    i dont use lines but i heard this line on the real world. do you have a map? i just got lost in your eyes.you can always go with the "hey girl, wanna fuck?"
  4. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    Girl: Hey, have you heard the new definition of indefinately?

    Guy: No, what is it?

    Girl: When your balls are smacking my ass you are in, definately.

    (can be reversed, but be prepared to block a backhand)

    I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

    Guy: Is that a keg in your pants?
    Girl: what?
    Guy: because I wanna tap that azz..

    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
  5. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    lick your fingers, press them to a persons shirt then say "lets get you home and out of those wet clothes"
  6. did it hurt?...when u fell from heaven
  7. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    I read this on this board before i think it was tease who said it.

    Guy: My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any panties.

    Girl: Your magic watch is wrong.

    Guy: Oh. Damn, it must be an hour fast.
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    the only lines that work are not lines!
    paradox? riddle? truth!

    just go up and say.. " hi, I noticed you
    noticing me, and want to come up and say hello"

    note: use mad inuendos at all times!
    hell.. it works for me!
  9. Lush

    Lush Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2000 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    I must agree with Zesto. I don't know any girls, including myself, who would feel flattered if you boys used one of those lines.

    I'd most likely fall on the floor laughing uncontrollably. But good luck with them. I'd find it amusing if my boyfriend used one, but anybody else? no way.
  10. MASk!

    MASk! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 7, 2000 Messages: 1,356 Likes Received: 1
    unless it was the magic watch one^
  11. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    hey lush is that a keg in your pants?heheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheh.......
  12. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    my personal favorite

    do you work at UPS cause i could have sworn you were checking out my package. bah dum ching! thank you folks i will be here ALL week.

    your father must have been a drug dealer cause you're DOPE!

    this one always works for me. swear to god

    me: AIYO!!!
    girl: what?
    me: can i get your screen name?
    girl: uhh i dont have one
    me: well then let me get your email address. you got AOL or YAHOO?

    im a fucking pimp
  13. lifetime

    lifetime Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2001 Messages: 195 Likes Received: 0
    hey nice shoes,wanna fuck?
  14. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    Isn't that the whole point of pick up lines, to make people laugh? If a guy comes up to me with a good one that I've never heard before, totally joking around trying to break the ice, I love it. It's not like guys or girls who use pick up lines really expect to be screwing you in 45 minutes.
    You girls act like you'd be so grossed out, but you know if some hot ass guy came up to you and gave you some cheesy ass one liner, you'd at least giggle and have a good story to tell your friends. Maybe I'm just a sucker for a good sense of humor though and that's just me.

    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
  15. kOmega

    kOmega Guest

    that ..