SOURCREAM AND ONION Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, ! What were you thinkin' ? U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE A GIRLS 1ST TIME AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU DEEPLY LOVE im high this made my day peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 god, please.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 i was thinking about sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 get shot in the face right now close range with a crossbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronald Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 8 2006, 10:59 PM get shot in the face right now close range with a crossbow Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madTV Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOURCREAM AND ONION Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 fuck yall i aint backin down from this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 i cringe more at the thought of people actually writing inane shit like this just so they can post them on myspace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the_gooch Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 "pee hole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOURCREAM AND ONION Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 why have i met so many chicks who think they pee out they clit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 anyone else down with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 god that kinda got me hot and bothered. thanks a lot, asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnt.smke.regs Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 8 2006, 09:28 PM anyone else down with me? Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FREAK? WE ONLY PUT "GIRLS FIRST TIME" IN THE TITLE TO THIS BULLETIN BUT OBVIOUSLY YOURE A PERVERTED LOWLIFE SACK OF SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Mar 8 2006, 11:35 PM god that kinda got me hot and bothered. thanks a lot, asshole Quoted post awww im sorrri sweetie<3333 edit* i was gunna post a pic of a needle going into the vein from the same site, but then i thought you would have nightmares about this for the rest of the year so i didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 thanks, that was quite gentleman-like of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by SOURCREAM AND ONION@Mar 9 2006, 12:20 AM why have i met so many chicks who think they pee out they clit? Quoted post because you date 12 year olds who havent taken health class yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 8 2006, 08:10 PM Quoted post oh shit!!.....i dont know whats more scary...the glasses or them sharp ass teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 8 2006, 07:59 PM get shot in the face right now close range with a crossbow Quoted post :burn: yeah....Richard kuklinski did this to somebody just to test his crossbow...he asked some random dude on the street for directions and when the dude leaned over to give him directions kuklinski shot him in the head at point blank range.....dont know who richard kuklinski was?....heres a link: http://www.angelfire.com/amiga2/iceman/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by SOURCREAM AND ONION@Mar 9 2006, 03:56 AM YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE A GIRLS 1ST TIME AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU DEEPLY LOVE Quoted post IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TOO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK, UR LOVE LIFE WILL BE RUINED FOREVER. SEND IT TO 7 PPL OR MORE THEN PRESS F1 ON UR KEYBOARD AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR, ITS FREAKTY BUT IT REALY WORKS! ITS TRUE BELIEVE ME WOW ITS TRUE IT REALLY HAPPENS. CACash's picture killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Wow that Kuklinski article was cool, and the link about the forming of the Five Families, havent read that in a while, nostalgia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 According to myspace I am a person who has sex with baseball bats because thats how I roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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johnny ballbags Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard+Mar 8 2006, 10:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1/4FareMetrocard - Mar 8 2006, 10:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>get shot in the face right now close range with a crossbow Quoted post [/b] Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 8 2006, 11:04 PM Quoted post Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 8 2006, 11:10 PM Quoted post Originally posted by Tough Love@Mar 8 2006, 11:11 PM Quoted post Originally posted by the_gooch@Mar 8 2006, 11:13 PM "pee hole" Quoted post Originally posted by the_gooch@Mar 8 2006, 11:26 PM Quoted post Originally posted by 1/4FareMetrocard@Mar 8 2006, 11:28 PM anyone else down with me? Quoted post Originally posted by dnt.smke.regs@Mar 8 2006, 11:36 PM Quoted post <!--QuoteBegin-Kr430n5_666@Mar 9 2006, 08:00 AM Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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