The Dude Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 so i am the best man at my friends wedding. my problem is that about 3 months ago i went to Tijuana and got kinda drunk at some bar and sang karaeoke, and i thought i sounded fine, but the only other English speaking person there person there other than my friends told me "YOU SUCK". ever since then i sort of have microphonophobia. so for my speech i kinda want to keep it short, but i dont really have much to say, so i need some help from some speechwriter types. help me out please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 dude.... It's so simple. You have it or you dont. Just confidence. And try to picture them naked... expect for the mother of the bride. Start with a bad joke, then just be honest and keep it short. Make sure you go over how to pronounce everyones names with the groom. Pic something that both the bride and groom love (say.... nascar?) and make references to 'driving on the oval of love'. Just speak clearly, into the mic, and dont sing... because for singing... you probably do SUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 use the word chauncy as much as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 do you remember passion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs use the word chauncy as much as possible :lol: just tell them the story about you and the groom travelling to thailand to have orgys with ladyboys. that should go over a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 well after you say what you decide to say just add this as the last line "may all your ups and downs be between the sheets" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 hahaha, thats a good one abc. dude- watch old school, they have a nice one, just say it word for word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 just get wasted as fuck and let it flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 when i have to type something or read something the next day infront of people i watch oldschool the part where will farrell is ribbon dancing usually gets me inspired the next few days im humming duh nuh nuh nuuh nuh nu hu chi chi chi chi duh nu nu nu h nu h nu h nungh chi chi chi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Just say something like "i'm no good at this, i really don't know what to say... but i love the both of you and here's to a long a happy marriage." or maybe say something like and here's to a marriage that lasts forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crookedline Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 first of all congratulations on being chosen as best man...it is like being asked to get married by your homeboy in itself, as he is only asking his girl to marry him cos it's the socially accepted thing..but you know he likes you way more... anyway my boys to-be wife was stressing me about a month before the actual wedding telling me that i had better have a best man speech or i'm out of the wedding altogether...so i was like yeah yeah no worries it will be sweet....got to the big day, it's my turn for the best man speech...i get up in front of everybody, i look to her and say, well i forgot to write a speech so i thought we'd fill some time with a mexican wave...you allow time for around 3 people to do the actual mexican wave and then of course let on that your not a complete anus but indeed do have a speeach ready to go...wheather it's a good speech or not, after putting the fear of god up the to-be wife by saying you don't have a speech....anything you do say will be gold...and gauranteed free food for the next year.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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