BlackSun Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 The other day on the forum I read someone saying something along the lines of bla bla is like ice cream... soft and always getting served... anyone else have any funny one liners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 i stole this from raels...."its like a sore dick...you cant beat it" hahhahaa..that kid raels is a cocksucker but he sure is funny...it sucks he has cancer...i wish things didn't happen to good people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 I forget where it came from "... you're like Velveta... always cheesy and chillin with crackers ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 like o.j. getting married again I'll take another stab at it -Chino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 my friend was talking shit on this ex writer at a party in the back yard there was a very visable treehouse... he told the ex writer "ill box you in the treehouse and youll fall off like you did in graffiti" it was brilliant at the time sucka got clowned and went home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 hmmmmm.......I can't think of any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Doom Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 OH NO!! You're full of shit like a faggots foreskin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Your mom is so fat after sex she smokes a turkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 that dick one is nasTy with a capitol T. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- I forget where it came from "... you're like Velveta... always cheesy and chillin with crackers ..." This one made me chuckle.. and i really like Velveta cheese on my macaroni so i felt i could relate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 Hahaha that treehouse shit reminded something you would say 455 then poof you're on the post... weird... remember when Rent did a Rent throwie and Z put "you're evicted" on it... your teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest and i really like Velveta cheese on my macaroni so i felt i could relate. hahahahahah that made me laugh more than any of the insults in here. not to say theyre not good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Gnes 37 my friend was talking shit on this ex writer at a party in the back yard there was a very visable treehouse... he told the ex writer "ill box you in the treehouse and youll fall off like you did in graffiti" it was brilliant at the time sucka got clowned and went home what a shitty diss. he should have came back with something equally as witty like, 'ill bring you over to school...the SCHOOL you in graffiti!!!" dude woulda got his payback at your chess club meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 your mom!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted June 25, 2002 Author Share Posted June 25, 2002 well you're like school in the summertime.....no class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours. he went for the momma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Hey, give me some credit, that's one of the one's that nobody knows. It's the best for someone who actually does use momma jokes, because they never expect you to say that, and it's an automatic KO if you do. Everyone standing around will be like, "DAMN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 i actulyl do think it is amuseing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Doom Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 One time in Junior High...........I had a really fucked up friend! So we're in Spanish class right?? He tells me to act all sad in class; with my head on my desk; and all that shit right?? So I'm acting all sad and depressed, totally hamming it up okay?!?! My friend starts making fun of me and talking shit about me to this new kid who was a sheltered mormon boy!! So he's making jokes about me to this new kid and telling him all types of stupid made up bullshit about me just to get this kid ryled up! I'm fucking laughing my ass off so hard with my head down that it looks like I'm crying but I'm crying from lauging right?!?! So this Mormon newjack is feeling fiesty and my friend tells him to ask me: Hey bro, how many pushups can your mom do?? And I pull my head up and look at this fool with a straight face and say: None, you fucking asshole, my mom just died!!! I put my head down again and proceeded to laugh my ass off like I was crying again!! My friend started to laugh outloud so fucking loud!! He damn near fell out of his seat!! Oh man.........the look that this kid had on his face was unreal!! He was in total shock that my friend had done that to him!! He kept trying to get me to look at him telling me how sorry he was!! I kept my head down and my friend told the new kid: "Seriously bro, you don't even know his mom!! That is fucked up what we did!! Don't you feel bad?? This lasted for about ten minutes until I looked up and told him that my mom is alive and well and works about ten minutes from the school!! Funny stuff, I tell ya!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 "Your mum is so fat, she needs two seats to watch a movie......" Hahahahahahahaha.......suckazzzzzzzz:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Doom One time in Junior High...........I had a really fucked up friend! So we're in Spanish class right?? He tells me to act all sad in class; with my head on my desk; and all that shit right?? So I'm acting all sad and depressed, totally hamming it up okay?!?! My friend starts making fun of me and talking shit about me to this new kid who was a sheltered mormon boy!! So he's making jokes about me to this new kid and telling him all types of stupid made up bullshit about me just to get this kid ryled up! I'm fucking laughing my ass off so hard with my head down that it looks like I'm crying but I'm crying from lauging right?!?! So this Mormon newjack is feeling fiesty and my friend tells him to ask me: Hey bro, how many pushups can your mom do?? And I pull my head up and look at this fool with a straight face and say: None, you fucking asshole, my mom just died!!! I put my head down again and proceeded to laugh my ass off like I was crying again!! My friend started to laugh outloud so fucking loud!! He damn near fell out of his seat!! Oh man.........the look that this kid had on his face was unreal!! He was in total shock that my friend had done that to him!! He kept trying to get me to look at him telling me how sorry he was!! I kept my head down and my friend told the new kid: "Seriously bro, you don't even know his mom!! That is fucked up what we did!! Don't you feel bad?? This lasted for about ten minutes until I looked up and told him that my mom is alive and well and works about ten minutes from the school!! Funny stuff, I tell ya!!!! you need help, you sick bastard..,. ahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Hey, give me some credit, that's one of the one's that nobody knows. It's the best for someone who actually does use momma jokes, because they never expect you to say that, and it's an automatic KO if you do. Everyone standing around will be like, "DAMN!" me and everybody that i know was using that in grade one or something, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Man, so I'm in Texas....everything is bigger here, but at the same time we hear the best "Yo momma" jokes last....a trade off I'm willing to deal with. Thank you for your patronage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 your momma so fat she needed to be baptised at sea world! momma jokes like WHAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oath.NYC Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 your mothers so loose its like throwing a hotdog down the hallway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 http://www.ciudadfutura.com/starwars/Imagenes/vader.jpg'> "I am your father" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 if anyone ever tried a yo momma or yo daddy joke on my wife she'd have the best comeback for all of me - "they're both dead, now take your foot out of your mouth and wipe the egg off your face asshole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 i wish i had one-liners but i like clowning on them all day. this kid at work was being a bitch over some dumb shit so i called him a lil girl and a bitch all day. finally he was like you need to quit with that shit and i was like "ok princess." he loved that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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