*see-phore* Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 remember dissing matches in school? "yo momas sooo fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house" sorta thing.....post the funniest comebacks your an asshole---id rather be an asshole than a whole ass! oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! now you do it!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :P :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 DITTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 You mean like yo momma so fat when she ran away they used all four sides of the milk carton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted October 16, 2001 Author Share Posted October 16, 2001 you talkin about my mom?uh,ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 your momma so black she look like a burnt match. we all just snap off people like "yo dude looks like dude from blank man...with the forks on the side of his glasses" yo momma so stupid she thought wu-tang was a south asain orange drink yo momma so stupid when she saw a sign for the YMCA she said "look honey they spelled macy's wrong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted October 16, 2001 Author Share Posted October 16, 2001 your moms so stupid she went to a football game and thought the quarter back was a refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 U-G-L-Y you aint got no aliby YOU ugly ya ya you uglay....M-O-M-A yo momma's how you got that way yo momma yeah yea yo momma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Yo mommas so ugly she gotta get a baby drunk just to breast feed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 FUCK YOU! wanna fight about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 I don't have a mom.... me and my dad share yours. OOOOOHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Your momma is so fat she has a run in her jeans. Yo momma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 "MY MOM!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 I know you are but what am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Your mumsy so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Your mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. Your mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 your mama's so fat if she had to haul ass it would take two trips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 yo mama's so old that when I told her to act her age she died. yo mama's so fat that when she wanted to fly, the people at the airport said that they did have any more space for 747's on the runway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 She's so fat She jumped up in the air and go stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 "Let's fight!" "Them's fightin' words!" Drunken bar-brawl ensues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Sometimes the best comeback is with swollen knuckles..... :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 someone better shut that cunts mouth before i fuck start his/her head! somone busts on ya and just shake your fist and em and say, arg! youve won this battle. Ill be back..and act like a super villain...it kirks people out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 -your grandmas glasses are so thick, she looked up at the sun and her eyebrows caught on fire -your mamas teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter -your mama is so slow it takes her an hour to make minute rice -your mamas teeth are so black, it looks like the bitch is spittin yoohoo -thats okay...you got the whitest teeth i've ever cum across Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 yea i would say a sock in the jaw.... but hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torkone Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 fight dammit!!!! Originally posted by CATS Sometimes the best comeback is with swollen knuckles..... :dazed: word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 yo momma is such a skinny crack head, she gotta run around in the shower just to get wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 your moms so stupid she sold her car for gas money your moms so stupid she tryed t drown a fish your moms so stupid she try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff i used to know so many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 "i don't mind you talkin shit just keep it in the first person." el-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeehouseFunkstar Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 :D you cold? then how come you got that yellow coat on ya teeth?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Originally posted by The Helacious Dr. Dazzle "Let's fight!" "Them's fightin' words!" HAHAHAHAHA.....sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 i am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. blaw nigga what?! cant touch me fools i got da hot shit.;) :D :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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