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best comebacks when someones frontin on you

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by *see-phore*, Oct 16, 2001.

  1. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    remember dissing matches in school? "yo momas sooo fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house" sorta thing.....post the funniest comebacks


    your an asshole---id rather be an asshole than a whole ass!
    oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
    now you do it!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p :p
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

  3. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    You mean like yo momma so fat when she ran away they used all four sides of the milk carton.
     
  4. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    you talkin about my mom?uh,ugly?
     
  5. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    your momma so black she look like a burnt match.


    we all just snap off people like "yo dude looks like dude from blank man...with the forks on the side of his glasses"

    yo momma so stupid she thought wu-tang was a south asain orange drink

    yo momma so stupid when she saw a sign for the YMCA she said "look honey they spelled macy's wrong"
     
  6. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    your moms so stupid she went to a football game and thought the quarter back was a refund
     
  7. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    U-G-L-Y you aint got no aliby YOU ugly ya ya you uglay....M-O-M-A yo momma's how you got that way yo momma yeah yea yo momma!
     
  8. Unit

    Unit Member

    Joined: May 19, 2001 Messages: 449 Likes Received: 0
    Yo mommas so ugly she gotta get a baby drunk just to breast feed it.
     
  9. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    FUCK YOU!

    wanna fight about it?
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,102 Likes Received: 73
    I don't have a mom....

    me and my dad share yours.


    OOOOOHHHHHH!
     
  11. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    Your momma is so fat she has a run in her jeans. Yo momma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.
     
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
  13. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I know you are but what am I?
     
  14. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    Your mumsy so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
     
  15. bumdigger

    bumdigger Guest

    Your mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. Your mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
     
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