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benching with the pros part deux


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Thats not a bench...IT'S A COUCH!!! I swear you kids today have got it too easy! Why, in my day , I tell ya, we had to sit on wooden benches for hours at a time! OY...The hemmorhoids!! My ass crack STILL looks like a gottdam meatball hero parmesean to this day! You ingrates sit around with your fancy schmancy beverages like the world owes you a gottdam living, I tell ya! Try pickin splinters out your candy-asses while covered in track grease and knish mustard...

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I was waiting for this one to pop up...#4 turned out better than I expected....it really brings out your sheer joy over seeing that piece. And damn you for taking flicks of me while passed out...throwing ballast at me to wake me up was mean!

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CINDER BLOCK, SCHMINDER BLOCK!!! A black-eye on my brown-eye is what I have over here. Try sitting all day on the bench while SKEME, AGENT, and MEAN3 rifle through your pockets, it's no gottdam picnic, let me tell you!!! I couldn't even take a gottdam picture, without someone would steal my camera! I had to bench for MEMORIES, forget taking photographs! Kids today...I TELLYA!

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Originally posted by modern ep ta:

" yeah dude graffitti and dubbies man",,, yeah man.

 

why do people always insist on mentionin' weed, not that i care it just seems juvenile?

 

kinda funny you say that,,, that was your 420th post...kinda ironic obsevation...

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Originally posted by ese:

I was waiting for this one to pop up...#4 turned out better than I expected....it really brings out your sheer joy over seeing that piece. And damn you for taking flicks of me while passed out...throwing ballast at me to wake me up was mean!

 

I did more than take photos of you while you were passed out, me and those hobo's had our way with you....

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that explains all the itching and burning "down there"

 

oh yeah, about that job thing. I went this morning....they dont exist. the office listed in the thing has been getting mail, and people comming in all day but they've never heard of the company before....

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