why write? Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Being Dumb Isn't Hard When Your Blonde. okay, i ask my girl what time it is and she asks 'when right now?' shes so dumb...and she says elite like e-light...anyone else got a blonde ditzy girl or am i the only one? post up some blonde ditzy things that you've heard....ill be adding more as she says more dumb shit...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 i go for s-m-r-t girls, not pretty ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 an impossibly high standard causes me to go for both pretty and smart i have been almost eight months successful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Im Blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 im blonde and im ina girl band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 a friend of mine had to do an essay for spanish class about Chile. The day before the project was due she started working on it. For some reason though she reserched China because "they sound the same" and brought in her essay about China. It was the funniest thing because she only realized that she had to do it on Chile when she handed it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Post pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Niggaz nowadays be askin to 'post pictures' regarding anything. "Yeah I remember when I was in elementary I used to sleep in class." "Post pictures." "I prefer macadamia nuts over almonds." "Post pictures." "I had a dream the other night about werewolves chasing me across a rainbow bridge in outer space." "Post pictures." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 THEO, can you post pictures of what you are talking about?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Pass the salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft THEO, can you post pictures of what you are talking about?:confused: http://www.polaroidscene.com/dirtyvegas/images/IMG_0376.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dANce'N'grAf Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 so is she hot??? thats all that matters, who cares about what time it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 yeah shes hot, but i wanted to know the time...but your right, who cares what time it is anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 i had a dumb blonde for a girlfriend once.I had to break up with ger due to her just being so dumb.It is rather sad if you ask me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Drew Berrymore. Seen her on Leno the other night. She's a nice person and all, but I hate to say it -- she's not exactly the sharpest pencil in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by sweetcherry a friend of mine had to do an essay for spanish class about Chile. The day before the project was due she started working on it. For some reason though she reserched China because "they sound the same" and brought in her essay about China. It was the funniest thing because she only realized that she had to do it on Chile when she handed it in. HAHAHAHHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by sweetcherry a friend of mine had to do an essay for spanish class about Chile. The day before the project was due she started working on it. For some reason though she reserched China because "they sound the same" and brought in her essay about China. It was the funniest thing because she only realized that she had to do it on Chile when she handed it in. Did the fact that China isn't a Spanish-speaking country ring a bell to her? Or was she truly that stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 haha, my girl thought that when a game was loading on her computer and it was saying how much kb is left to load she thought it was stealing her memory...:lol: :lol: blondes :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Originally posted by THE CORONER of what? Of hot blondes. Post pictures of hot blondes. Naked pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 This girl and I were riding to the beach and at one point a duck was flying right along side us, so I pointed out the window and said "duck"... She hit the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 27, 2004 Author Share Posted July 27, 2004 hahah. but what would we do without blondes...we wouldn't have anyone to make fun of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by Smart This girl and I were riding to the beach and at one point a duck was flying right along side us, so I pointed out the window and said "duck"... She hit the floor. Haha I bet that earned a stare. Some girls just need a stonewalling now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 When your dumb your dumb. It doesn't matter what the hair color is!:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by THE CORONER why dont u just do it, and i mean are you really that hurtin that every single thread needs to have porn in it but hey if thats what you consider cool:rolleyes: Yes, that is what I want. Porn in every thread, because I am hurting and that is what I consider cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etc.com Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 I second that! I know this dumb columbian girl, hot also but man when she starts to laugh it's fuckn annoying. Half of the time I am trying to get in bed with her and she doesn't get the hint. I gave up on this dumb chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 This one girl i used to run still thinks Canada is one of the 50 states.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 I got love for all kinds of women, smart,dumb,blonde or brunette. Just as long as you pay attention to me..Here is a blonde joke to keep the thread going.. Why do blondes have square boobs? Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 i once had a girl ask me if montana was a city or a state. same girl asked one of my friends from new england..."is this new england place you keep talking about near london? because i've been to london and i know where that is..." ol' girl is applying to law schools now, scary...she's book smart as hell but dumb as nails otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Originally posted by StarzAbove When your dumb your dumb. It doesn't matter what the hair color is!:o Someone's a self-hating blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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