Dirty_habiT Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Who's got stories to tell? I ask that you avoid taking the easy jokes first... save them for some of the less swift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 EEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEErrRRRRRRRRAAAHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHhhhahhahaha! I FUCKED YOUR MOM! BWWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 http://resources.bravenet.com/clipart/clipimages/icons/0020.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 http://www.kabi.si/si21/kino/2000/roadtrip/5.jpg'> "milf" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 i've had the opportunity a couple times... creeped me out to much to go through with it... however a buddy of mine said something that i will always remember: "dude, she's got a kid... so you know she fucks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 ^was it your mum ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 no, but i almost hooked up with the wife of a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by vinyl junkie "dude, she's got a kid... so you know she fucks" this is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC http://www.kabi.si/si21/kino/2000/roadtrip/5.jpg'> Stiffler's Mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 you can only dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 http://oblivio.com/images/motherfucker.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Ewwww damn 12 oz filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I hooked up with this 41 year old woman (I'm 23) and then found out later that she has a 19 year old son in California. I'm extremely tempted to make a call to him and give him the old "I fucked your mom". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys I hooked up with this 41 year old woman (I'm 23) and then found out later that she has a 19 year old son in California. I'm extremely tempted to make a call to him and give him the old "I fucked your mom". Okay........how's this? So I was with this girl for about two years who had a son..........he's about 7 now...........and when her and I broke up I still had a homemade porno that she wanted because she said she was on it so she deserved it! So I told her that it was in my house, my camera, my tape that I bought, my dick! Four parts me and one part her! I told her that I wasn't going to give it to her! When she insisted on it and tried to threaten me I said "If you don't shut the fuck up and quit fucking with me then your son is going to get one hell of a graduation gift from me on graduation day! A tape of his mom getting plowed like a cornfield!!!!!!!!!!!" "Now fuck you and go away!" That worked! Give it a shot! A little blackmail never hurts.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 hmmmm.... i wouldn't date a guy with kids, but i hooked up with one once. aaahhahahaha memories. one of my ex's was a virgin. i devirginized him, which the dumbass neglected to tell me for like 2 years. once you get older, and most people your age have kids, it's no longer such a big thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 we had a dog, and one time when my parents were out, it was acting up and it took a leak on the carpet, so i got pissed and the dog knew that i was pissed so it ran around the house until finally it got caught in the sliding door and i closed it on the dog and the impact of it broke the dog's little leg. it whimpered so bad i put a towel on him to drown out the noise. i told my parents when they came home that the dog was hyper and tripped and fell, thus breaking its leg. is that being a motherfucker? more like an evil bitch. i felt bad though. but that dog was really hyper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one we had a dog, and one time when my parents were out, it was acting up and it took a leak on the carpet, so i got pissed and the dog knew that i was pissed so it ran around the house until finally it got caught in the sliding door and i closed it on the dog and the impact of it broke the dog's little leg. it whimpered so bad i put a towel on him to drown out the noise. i told my parents when they came home that the dog was hyper and tripped and fell, thus breaking its leg. is that being a motherfucker? more like an evil bitch. i felt bad though. but that dog was really hyper! yeah, but i sure as hell bet your dog wont be pissing on any floors again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% once you get older, and most people your age have kids, it's no longer such a big thing. I guess I'm at that age. I've hooked up with a few women that have kids...but I just can't date them. Too much responsibility in those relationships. One of my boys fucked some soccer mom in her minivan while we were out at the bars. After he was done, he came back in and kept drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin After he was done, he came back in and kept drinking. no doubt.... you'd have to drink away that shame. I've slept with a few girls with kids but never anything longer than a fling. As we get older it will be more common, and standards drop really quickly for people who dont stay in shape / have some money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by fatbastard yeah, but i sure as hell bet your dog wont be pissing on any floors again. you're right, it didn't. we gave it away after cuz the neighbors were complaining... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 yo yo son i finna tell you sumin', when i go out i park in expecting mothers, yall... and when they try to ticket me i do a dolamite and tell they stimp ass... bitch, I AM EXPECTING MOTHERS... ya heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 most chicks over 20 in this city are single moms... i stay away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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