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Being a mother fucker (literally)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. Dirty_habiT

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    Being a mother fucker (literally)

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Jan 6, 2004

    Who's got stories to tell?



    I ask that you avoid taking the easy jokes first... save them for some of the less swift.
     
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    EEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEErrRRRRRRRRAAAHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHhhhahhahaha! I FUCKED YOUR MOM! BWWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
     
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    http://www.kabi.si/si21/kino/2000/roadtrip/5.jpg'>
    "milf"
     
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    i've had the opportunity a couple times... creeped me out to much to go through with it...


    however a buddy of mine said something that i will always remember: "dude, she's got a kid...


    so you know she fucks"
     
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    ^was it your mum ?
     
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    no, but i almost hooked up with the wife of a cop.
     
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    this is awesome!
     
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    you can only dream.
     
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    Ewwww damn 12 oz filth.
     
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    I hooked up with this 41 year old woman (I'm 23) and then found out later that she has a 19 year old son in California. I'm extremely tempted to make a call to him and give him the old "I fucked your mom".
     
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    Okay........how's this? So I was with this girl for about two years who had a son..........he's about 7 now...........and when her and I broke up I still had a homemade porno that she wanted because she said she was on it so she deserved it! So I told her that it was in my house, my camera, my tape that I bought, my dick! Four parts me and one part her! I told her that I wasn't going to give it to her! When she insisted on it and tried to threaten me I said "If you don't shut the fuck up and quit fucking with me then your son is going to get one hell of a graduation gift from me on graduation day! A tape of his mom getting plowed like a cornfield!!!!!!!!!!!" "Now fuck you and go away!" That worked! Give it a shot! A little blackmail never hurts..............
     
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    hmmmm....

    i wouldn't date a guy with kids, but i hooked up with one once. aaahhahahaha memories.

    one of my ex's was a virgin. i devirginized him, which the dumbass neglected to tell me for like 2 years.

    once you get older, and most people your age have kids, it's no longer such a big thing.
     
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