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Being a mother fucker (literally)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,080 Likes Received: 56
    Who's got stories to tell?



    I ask that you avoid taking the easy jokes first... save them for some of the less swift.
     
  2. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    EEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEErrRRRRRRRRAAAHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHhhhahhahaha! I FUCKED YOUR MOM! BWWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
     
  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    http://www.kabi.si/si21/kino/2000/roadtrip/5.jpg'>
    "milf"
     
  5. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i've had the opportunity a couple times... creeped me out to much to go through with it...


    however a buddy of mine said something that i will always remember: "dude, she's got a kid...


    so you know she fucks"
     
  6. Rectum

    Rectum Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2002 Messages: 1,501 Likes Received: 0
    ^was it your mum ?
     
  7. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    no, but i almost hooked up with the wife of a cop.
     
  8. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311

    this is awesome!
     
  9. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
     
  10. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    you can only dream.
     
  11. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
  12. zen

    zen New Jack

    Joined: Sep 20, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Ewwww damn 12 oz filth.
     
  13. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    I hooked up with this 41 year old woman (I'm 23) and then found out later that she has a 19 year old son in California. I'm extremely tempted to make a call to him and give him the old "I fucked your mom".
     
  14. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    Okay........how's this? So I was with this girl for about two years who had a son..........he's about 7 now...........and when her and I broke up I still had a homemade porno that she wanted because she said she was on it so she deserved it! So I told her that it was in my house, my camera, my tape that I bought, my dick! Four parts me and one part her! I told her that I wasn't going to give it to her! When she insisted on it and tried to threaten me I said "If you don't shut the fuck up and quit fucking with me then your son is going to get one hell of a graduation gift from me on graduation day! A tape of his mom getting plowed like a cornfield!!!!!!!!!!!" "Now fuck you and go away!" That worked! Give it a shot! A little blackmail never hurts..............
     
  15. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    hmmmm....

    i wouldn't date a guy with kids, but i hooked up with one once. aaahhahahaha memories.

    one of my ex's was a virgin. i devirginized him, which the dumbass neglected to tell me for like 2 years.

    once you get older, and most people your age have kids, it's no longer such a big thing.
     
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