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BEER FUNNELS!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FROSTY, Feb 20, 2002.

  1. FROSTY

    FROSTY 12oz Senior Member

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    BEER FUNNELS!!!

    Discussion started by FROSTY - Feb 20, 2002

    yah so does anyone know how to make a beer funnel. ive heard all ya goota do is get a funnel atached to a tube and poor beer into it. does that werk? and what is the point of using one? does it make it easier to chug a 40 or something. anywho post some instructions and such i wanna make one of these
     
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  2. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    easier to chug a 40? dude, please. those things make it easier to get beer into your stomach than an iv drip. get a funnel and a tube clamp and a decent sized tube and clamp said funnel into tube and maybe epoxy a little (on the outside, dummyhead) to keep it waterproof. if you want to get real advanced i suggest a tap or stopper at the end to keep it from pouring everywhere...go to ace and get a valve and stick it in the same way you did the funnel with a clamp and a little epoxy.

    im a bigger fan of the shotgun, as it its the price of the beer to do, but have fun, its a cool small party accessory, unless you want to look like a retard having the girl youre hitting on hold the bong while you chug the booze...have fun.
     
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    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    either that or you can take thinner rubber tubbing, stick it in the beer and use it as a straw to gulp it down..
     
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  4. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    yeah but you need an air tube coming out of it too so the beer doesnt "glug" but flow. they sell those single bottle beer bongs at novelty shops...but you could make one with a bigger tube and a thinner tube.
     
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    seven.13 - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    and i know the stars are out i cant see them
    and the blue dark the sky

    cold on the stairs but oddly comforted by an unknown presence
    im going to smile and look up
    and know its all petty, and meaningful, and i cant ever know what it really is.
     
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    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    fr8, arent those used in cans as straws? i think thats what i was trying to get at
     
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  7. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    buy a beer bong.
    its that easy..

    Easier to chug a forty?

    ummmm..

    Beer bongs are great for gettin fucked up...i still bong in the shower before we go out drinkin at the bars, just to make sure i get extra fucked up...
     
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  8. FROSTY

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    FROSTY - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    k sorry not easier to down a 40.
    i meant faster. its hard to down a 40 supper fast though cauz of the gulpage factor. anywho i got the bong all planed out. going to canadian tire this weekend. YAHHHH
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    beer bonging is an art form to be respected. and I have to wonder about your intellegence if you can't figure out what one is. but when you do bing it either do it in a shower or outside...the tricl is to open up your throat, you don't swallow it it..you leave your throat open and in under 5 seconds you have downed a bottle of beer....you could probably do this with a 40 but it would be a waste of beer because your stomach would be over loaded and you would vomit cold beer up that still has alcohol in is, therefore wasting the beer.
     
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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    I wasnt bustin on ya for easier to bong a forty, but why would you want to? I can chug only so much of a forty, malt liqur isnt something i like to bong..just kills my stomach..
    Im stickin to bonging natty light myself..
    Mad props to ya if you can bong a forty, i just cant take it.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    ya know those big horns you use at football and hockey games? take one of those, lay in a bathtub, get your boy to dump the can in the large end of it, lay back and take it back, 3 beers and your on your ass drunk. imagine drinking beers like shots, thats what its like.
     
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    kookone - Replied Feb 21, 2002

    http://freephoto-i.net/users/kookone/beer.jpg'>
    -This is my friends dad. It was his first, and maybe last, beer-bonging.

    -This is a beer-bong filled with whiskey, wine, beer, and other yuck to make a pretty funky concoction. He didn't puke though.

    -This is me after a beer-bong.

    That's the beauty of beer-bongs!
     
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    Ms.Bombastic - Replied Feb 21, 2002

    Beer bongs are ill, they get u phucked up quick....but i wouldn't recommend a 40...(not all at once anyway)...
     
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    TeaMVCali2 - Replied Feb 21, 2002

    BEER BONG BEER BONG BEER BONG....
    god those things are awesome. :
    12oclock. Walmart - buy tape a funnel and steal a long tube.
    1230- beerbong complete
    1:00 - Confusion
    2:00 - Confusion
    3:00 - Confusion
    4:00 - Drunkeness stupor
    5:00 - Confusion
    its all HaaaaZZZzy from here on.
     
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