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Beer Farts

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Mar 10, 2002.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

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    Beer Farts

    Discussion started by Zack Morris - Mar 10, 2002

    these have to be the worst creation to ever leave my anus...I was taking a shower earlier and I let a nice one out and it stunk so bad that I had to poke my head out from behind the shower curtain for a minute to breathe enough fresh air that I could hold my breath til the god awful smell went away.

    I think some people will catch a beer fart palm bomb today.
     
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  2. MR BOJANGLES

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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    tell me about it...i just "dutch ovened" myself right out of bed with 3 huge ones that reeked.
     
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    tue skinny - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    haha .the dutch oven. oh boy. that shit is gross
     
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  4. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    man i hate farts, sometimes I just cant hold them in.
     
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  5. L.RonHubbard

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    L.RonHubbard - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    today is the perfect day for this topic. I did some heavy drinking last night, and wasnt feeling so well this morning. I was chilling in the cafeteria eating, and i felt a fart coming so i let it out...instead of a fart a spurt of steaming molten shit soiled my boxers!! i got the fuck home as quick as possible and let the dumpin commense!! 3 crazy diahreeas in one morning,
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    oh boy...
     
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    the elusive buttercup...
     
  8. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    the drummer for my band caught anice palm bomb today at practice...and I farted on one of the guitarists and a microphone....me and the singer both were sporting mean beer farts.
     
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  9. dropone

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    dropone - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    ahhhahahahaaaaa!!!! that is fucking ill



    i woke up some how with the flu after i somehow got home last night. I feel like shit right now. hungover and a sore throat. sippin on some green tea.
     
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    ASER1NE - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    once when my uncle was young he lit his fart in the backseat of a car , and burnt his legs ........he had to go to the hospital and everything ........
     
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  11. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    im pushing guiness farts like its going out of style....god i stink
     
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  12. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    guiness makes my farts worse...right now they are miller lite farts with a little captain and coke.
     
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  13. kookone

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    kookone - Replied Mar 10, 2002

    I used to fart on my girl when she was giving me head. It was kinda weird though, she would always stop giving me head after I did it. HMMM?
     
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