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Beer Farts

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Mar 10, 2002.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    these have to be the worst creation to ever leave my anus...I was taking a shower earlier and I let a nice one out and it stunk so bad that I had to poke my head out from behind the shower curtain for a minute to breathe enough fresh air that I could hold my breath til the god awful smell went away.

    I think some people will catch a beer fart palm bomb today.


    tell me about it...i just "dutch ovened" myself right out of bed with 3 huge ones that reeked.
  3. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    haha .the dutch oven. oh boy. that shit is gross
  4. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    man i hate farts, sometimes I just cant hold them in.
  5. L.RonHubbard

    L.RonHubbard Guest

    today is the perfect day for this topic. I did some heavy drinking last night, and wasnt feeling so well this morning. I was chilling in the cafeteria eating, and i felt a fart coming so i let it out...instead of a fart a spurt of steaming molten shit soiled my boxers!! i got the fuck home as quick as possible and let the dumpin commense!! 3 crazy diahreeas in one morning,
  6. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
  7. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    the elusive buttercup...
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    the drummer for my band caught anice palm bomb today at practice...and I farted on one of the guitarists and a microphone....me and the singer both were sporting mean beer farts.
  9. dropone

    dropone Member

    Joined: Jun 19, 2000 Messages: 550 Likes Received: 0
    ahhhahahahaaaaa!!!! that is fucking ill

    i woke up some how with the flu after i somehow got home last night. I feel like shit right now. hungover and a sore throat. sippin on some green tea.
  10. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    once when my uncle was young he lit his fart in the backseat of a car , and burnt his legs ........he had to go to the hospital and everything ........
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    im pushing guiness farts like its going out of style....god i stink
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    guiness makes my farts worse...right now they are miller lite farts with a little captain and coke.
  13. kookone

    kookone New Jack

    Joined: Jan 18, 2002 Messages: 85 Likes Received: 0
    I used to fart on my girl when she was giving me head. It was kinda weird though, she would always stop giving me head after I did it. HMMM?