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BECOMING A FATASS, AND HOW TO GET IN SHAPE?


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I NEVER REALLY WAS NEVER CONCERNED WITH MY IMAGE, BUT I THINK IT IS ABOUT TIME, NOW THAT I AM GROWING MAN TITS. HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE GAINED A MASS AMOUNT OF WEIGHT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL> ITS BEEN 7yrs since I HAVE BEEN OUT, BUT I THINK GAINING 55 pounds since high school is a little to much.

 

I cant control my love for chips.

 

ethreadz aka. the chip killa.

 

 

whats a good plan to get rid of this gut and man tits.

 

how many sit-ups a day, to start with.

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Yeah man, jogging, bike, treadmill, anything

that will get your blood pumping and make you

sweat. I should have also added that lifting

weight-increasing your muscle mass-will also

help your body burn consume calories faster thus

helping you lose weight.

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c'mon fool.

 

you dont know how to get in shape? heres an idea - exercise.

 

lift weights too since muscle burns calories.

 

what do you think, theres some magic program to get in shape?

 

do cardio..it makes no difference if its on a bike or treadmill or a sidewalk. your body just knows its moving so it burns calories for energy..it doesnt care what youre moving on.

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its not that I dont know how to get in shape, that is obvious. It is the time spent on each exercise, and the right kind of exercise for what I want to do. I dont give a shit about becoming tone. I just want to become healthier and lose my gut.

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stop eating entirely... or if you do it..eat little and throw up after..

 

oh. the best way... lol dirnk LOTS of water... low carbs...whenever you feel hungry and it's not on of your basic meals..*instead of 3 main meals* try 5 smaller ones...and drink LOTS of water and excersize... i just jog and do sit ups/push and keep my diet good... bu if been slacking for the opast year

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Originally posted by ETHREADZNY

I NEVER REALLY WAS NEVER CONCERNED WITH MY IMAGE, BUT I THINK IT IS ABOUT TIME, NOW THAT I AM GROWING MAN TITS.

 

LOL!! Not laughing at you but "man tits" makes me laugh. I started getting man tits too from gaining so much weight a while back but I lost 40lbs, hooray. Eating right and lots and lots and lots of working out time. Feel great now though.

You can always take the easy way out and do what Plastyk suggested. Throw up everything you eat.

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I've dropped about 25 pounds since my 'fatass peak' about 8 months ago.

 

Here's my few tips...

 

- Dont eat before bed.

- Eat smaller portions but more often. That boosts metabolism.

- Water, lots of it.

- Drink 'summer beers' like Sol or Corona. Avoid the stouts.

- Drink at least a quart of water first thing in the morning. It gets you moving.

 

Here's something I never though I'd share with you fools...

I'm thinking about doing a colon clensing. Apparently you can haul

around 5-25 pounds of fecal matter in your colon at any time.

They say 'Death begins in the colon' and losing all that crap will

help every other system in your body function better.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

Here's something I never though I'd share with you fools...

I'm thinking about doing a colon clensing. .

 

are you talking about when they suck all the crap outta your rear with a big hose? because if you are, that's the worst possible thing you can do to your body. When they suck out your fecal stuff, it also sucks out digestive juices you need to aid in food digestion, so after you get that shit done you have to drink your food for about two weeks :( sounds like big time fun, doesnt it;)

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

I've dropped about 25 pounds since my 'fatass peak' about 8 months ago.

 

Here's my few tips...

 

- Dont eat before bed.

- Eat smaller portions but more often. That boosts metabolism.

- Water, lots of it.

- Drink 'summer beers' like Sol or Corona. Avoid the stouts.

- Drink at least a quart of water first thing in the morning. It gets you moving.

 

Here's something I never though I'd share with you fools...

I'm thinking about doing a colon clensing. Apparently you can haul

around 5-25 pounds of fecal matter in your colon at any time.

They say 'Death begins in the colon' and losing all that crap will

help every other system in your body function better.

 

the water idea sounds real good. I am constantly hungry, and water may hold me over.

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there is a water tube method but you can also just get

specific supplements that cleanse internally.

 

And I'm not sure where you got your info but there's

no 'digestive juices' or any digestion at all in the colon.

By the time food has passed though all your intestines

there's nothing left to digest, just a bunch of crap to excrete.

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Age has a lot to do with it too.

I've been a bunch of different weights my entire life.

I think I was about 180 in the 9th grade but then down to 140

for years, then up to 200 and now back to like 180 again.

(note: I've been the same height the entire time.)

 

bye bye buddah belly !

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Before the bike addiction, I gained a bunch of weight. Changing my diet got rid of like 25 lbs. The toning started when I started riding bikes. I didn't really lose any weight when I started riding. Actually I think I've gained like 5 pounds, but its muscle weight...so its all good.

 

so...

pay attention to calories on food or percentage of fat and how many portions.

drink water.

excercise...ride a bike, walk, jog...etc.

don't eat after 8pm.

eat 4-5 times a day, but considerably smaller portions.

 

edit:

oh yea...avoid lots of soda...that shit'll kill ya. one a day is aight.

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seriously, colon cleansing looks like a good idea.

 

your body isnt used to alot of the processed foods and crap we eat on a regular basis. alot of times it has to produce mucous to digest it. thats what alot of that shit in the pic is. it stays in the colon along with fecal matter and sometimes parasites.

 

if you cleanse the colon, tell us about it, im curious.

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we're getting old...

 

this year i've been out of high school a decade

 

i started to gain some weight, around my stomach, hips, thighs...

those lady problem areas

 

thank god for track bikes..

 

i also started a kickboxing class..

it's like Tybo

 

i've gotten in better shape really quickly though

very little excess fat

 

and i'm still averaging 2 candy bars a day

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hmm, i've never been really thin and i've always had to work at it

 

some things i do.

 

always have the water bottle on hand,

walk, run, ride your bike, take the stairs whenever there is a choice

it's better to do shorter cardio sessions every day than kicking your ass less frequently

interval training

add the weight training

find people who are active and go do stuff with them

find a cardio activity you enjoy

 

and post naked pictures of your self around your house to motivate you to keep at it.

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fuck running lift weights first. im tellin you the summer before high school i was a fatass i was like 200 pounds. i startin lifting and the fat just makes you look bigger. cardio and whatnot will come in time. you gotta get some muscle before you start loosin weight fatty...just playin. but seriously get someone to start liftin/running with you and it makes it alot easier. o ya instead of chips eat those quaker oats mini rice cake things...ummmmmmmmmm cheddar..........

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wow... im impressed with the info given a lot of the info is on key.

 

i would stress eater more smaller meals so your metabilism stays stimulated throughout the day. the most important meal of the day is breakfast, it sets the stage for you eating habits for the rest of the day. eat something. your best bet is food with lots of fiber in it, oatmeal is an example. the fiber will help you feel satisfied longer.

 

with the exercising part just do something you enjoy. even if it's skateboarding or rollerblading or playing basketball. if you enjoy doing it you will more then likely continue doing it.

 

and you wont loose it all in a week... a healthy weightloss is 1 to 2 pounds a week

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wow.....im fat.....

 

i think this thred has shown me the light....ill eat better..

 

 

THANKS 12oz'rs!! YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE SAVED MY LIFE!!

 

and im not kidding. im like 230lbs.. im a fat one. but not rolly

 

more like a buff fat dude...i lift and shit...just eat alot...

 

HALLELUYAH!!!:king:

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Originally posted by The Colonic Irrigation Association

The United Kingdom is the most constipated nation in the world................Colonic hydrotherapy or irrigation is a gentle internal bath using warm, purified water that can help.....

 

Hahahaha....Not to clown you or anything Kilo, but I haven't found anything like that first comment funny since around the fifth grade.....I can't help but imagine some well mannered english doctor saying it in an urgent, matter-of-fact way...The second part of the quote really had me pause and question "What the fuck am I reading? More importantly why?" Really though, I'm definitely down to hear about it if you go for it, Kilo. I'm curious in an at arm's length kind of way.

 

As far as the topic of the thread, pretty much everything mentioned has been really on point. Drinking water is really a big part of things for me. It's cheap, and it cuts out a lot of unecessary bullshit....quit buying junk food. Buy frozen vegetables and the like, you won't just sit and munch on something if you have to prepare it, and it is just better for you hands down....usually cheaper as well.

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