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become a minister in 3 min.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by OrangeDot, Nov 19, 2002.

  1. OrangeDot

    OrangeDot New Jack

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    become a minister in 3 min.

    Discussion started by OrangeDot - Nov 19, 2002

    here..

    www.ulc.org


    "i love banana splits"

    "why dont you marry it!!"

    now you can.
     
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  2. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK 12oz Senior Member

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    WhAt_dA_fUcK - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    3 minutes?.........but i want it now!!

    1
     
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  3. FourOneTwo

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    FourOneTwo - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    hahahahahahahaha
    IS that real?
    Really?
     
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  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- 12oz Veteran Member

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    20 Million Ministers since 1959

    ^^ what the...? McMinister ?
     
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  5. mikro137

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    mikro137 - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    im one now!
     
  6. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    Rev. mikro137
     
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  7. Ronnie Dobbs

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    Ronnie Dobbs - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    BEST LINK EVER!
    holy crap im a minister
     
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  8. Ronnie Dobbs

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    Ronnie Dobbs - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    i wonder if i can get that shit put on my drivers license..
    i had a friend once who paid 100 dollars to get his PHd in immortaliy.
    its on his drivers license and everything
     
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  9. OrangeDot

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    OrangeDot - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    dude... i want MY phd in immortality.. tell me more!! haha.
     
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  10. --zeSto--

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    ULC ordained ministers perform weddings, assist in marriage ceremonies, do baptisms, funerals and much more.

    what? no exorcism?
     
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  11. fullstop

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    Just call me the reverend of love.
     
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  12. FlamingHobo

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    FlamingHobo - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    hell yeah reverend wilter ready to rip it now..
     
  13. Ruener

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    Ruener - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    "i feel kind of dirty now." Rev. Ruen
     
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    socrates - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    Now allI need to do is start marrying people...who first
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 19, 2002

    I wish there was a "sign here______" to make me feel more official.

    I'f I get junk mail, I'll be pissed!
     
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