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become a minister in 3 min.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by OrangeDot, Nov 19, 2002.

  1. OrangeDot

    OrangeDot New Jack

    Joined: Oct 21, 2002 Messages: 42 Likes Received: 0
    here..

    www.ulc.org


    "i love banana splits"

    "why dont you marry it!!"

    now you can.
     
  2. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    3 minutes?.........but i want it now!!

    1
     
  3. FourOneTwo

    FourOneTwo Member

    Joined: May 10, 2002 Messages: 924 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahahahaha
    IS that real?
    Really?
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    20 Million Ministers since 1959

    ^^ what the...? McMinister ?
     
  5. mikro137

    mikro137 Guest

  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
  7. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    BEST LINK EVER!
    holy crap im a minister
     
  8. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    i wonder if i can get that shit put on my drivers license..
    i had a friend once who paid 100 dollars to get his PHd in immortaliy.
    its on his drivers license and everything
     
  9. OrangeDot

    OrangeDot New Jack

    Joined: Oct 21, 2002 Messages: 42 Likes Received: 0
    dude... i want MY phd in immortality.. tell me more!! haha.
     
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    ULC ordained ministers perform weddings, assist in marriage ceremonies, do baptisms, funerals and much more.

    what? no exorcism?
     
  11. fullstop

    fullstop New Jack

    Joined: Sep 26, 2002 Messages: 7 Likes Received: 0
    Just call me the reverend of love.
     
  12. FlamingHobo

    FlamingHobo Guest

    hell yeah reverend wilter ready to rip it now..
     
  13. Ruener

    Ruener Junior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2002 Messages: 113 Likes Received: 0
    "i feel kind of dirty now." Rev. Ruen
     
  14. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Now allI need to do is start marrying people...who first
     
  15. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    I wish there was a "sign here______" to make me feel more official.

    I'f I get junk mail, I'll be pissed!
     
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