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beardo's weekend post 12-22-02

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Dec 22, 2002.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i love going to the corner store and buying nothing but one roll of toilet paper.

    i really hadnt felt any holiday spirit this season till yesterday at the mall. while at the food court, i encountered this twitchy russian kid (17) and his little grandma. oh yeah, the kid had a hook hand. yep, a real hook hand. it was every bit of self control i could muster up to not spit the food out of my mouth laughing. dont get me wrong, its shitty that dude lost a hand, but you gotta admit, you just dont see that shit every day. after a pretty shitty month that was exactly the funny encounter that changed my mood. god, i love the holidays.

    that movie 'Adaptation' is awesome. see it.

    this week i also saw a cop who had misplaced his car keys. hilarious.

    did i mention i saw a russian kid had a hook for a hand?
  2. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    merry phishmas
  3. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    Staring with empty eyes
    Into an empty sky
    Nothing is here to feel
  4. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

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    today was not very eventful
  5. ShootMcgavin

    ShootMcgavin Junior Member

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    he could of fucking gut you right their into peices like the KGB should have..
  6. Bellbeefer

    Bellbeefer Senior Member

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    today some hobo with a GameBoy Advanced......begged me for some
    change.......so i gave him a quarter :rolleyes:
  7. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

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    ............the kid may have been an asspirate. watch your cornhole.

    as for me, umm....yesterday i went christmas shopping for a bit.....went riding....watched johnny quest and shit and fell asleep. woke up today at 3pm....went to barnes and noble which was crowded as fuck. looked at a few design books....came home....went to a show....went to the ladies apartment...came back home.
  8. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    hey beardo, do you think someday we could hang out and just like cruise the mall or maybe the popular strip in my older model chevy truck? i could only imagine the adventures wed have.

    i cant believe you saw a kid with a hook for a hand.
  9. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    i hadda constantly remind myself it was the weekend.


    me and my freind got sucker punched to same night in different cities.

    got mary jane to help me through and the first black eye i had in 14 years.

    in all acuallity, it was just the bit of uplifting negativity i needed to appreciate all this holiday shit.
  10. socrates

    socrates Guest

    I ran my homies foot over...that's what he gets for taken too long
  11. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

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    i woke up this morning after a dream where someone was in my house and robbing me.. held me at gunpoint and just as the gun lit up my view i woke barely breathing.

    fuck my ruthless imagination.

    did i mention the russian kid i saw with the peg leg and a wheel on the bottom?
  12. EveryWhere

    EveryWhere Senior Member

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    i almost got my hand run over trying to pick up a magazine
  13. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    the last dream I had before I woke up was about somebody breaking into my house while I was asleep... but I heard them and ran into the foyer and it turned out to be some woman I'd never met, but she was acting all casual like she was supposed to be there... then it flipped and we were outside with a couple other people... this other girl told me she worked with the FBI and the 1st girl was wanted so we detained the 1st lady through deception but... then in the real world my phone rang...
  14. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

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  15. Cracked Ass

    Cracked Ass Veteran Member

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    I did six freights, but four of them were hoppers so it was like ehh. Then I watched the Patriots lose while gnawing on a chicken.