shameless self promotion Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Kill the guy with the phone , leave the bear alone EDMONTON -- He was just after the bear necessities. A black bear wandered into a grocery store in Peace River, Alta., late Tuesday, with one thing on his mind -- sweets. "He jumped up into the bakery case, he tested a few things out and he really liked the strawberry mousse," said store night manager Trevor Allen. Before he found the pastries, the bear spent a few minutes wandering the aisles, apparently doing a little comparison shopping, he said. The bear got into the 24-hour store simply by walking through the automated doors. There were only a few customers in the store at that time of night. One customer was slightly injured when he tried to snap a picture of the bear. "When (the bear) was sitting in the bakery case, this guy came up with a camera phone and he was sticking it right in his face," Allen said. "The bear ... didn't like that much." The man received a "superficial wound" to his hand when the bear bit him, said Lyle Fullerton, a spokesman for the Fish and Wildlife service in Peace River. He said it's dangerous to approach a bear, with or without a camera phone for protection. Since it injured a person, the bear will have to be killed when it's caught, Fullerton said. Though the store staff thought it was male, Fullerton said he couldn't confirm the sex of the bear. He said it was probably only one or two years old, but even a young bear can weigh over 100 pounds. "A 100-pound black bear can do some very serious damage to a human," Fullerton said. "The individuals that were involved there were extremely lucky that the bear was in a good mood, probably because of all the pies he ate." He added that it's not uncommon for bears to wander into Peace River to forage for food at this time of year. The bear devoured about 15 cakes before it had its fill. Allen had already rushed the other four staff members into a side room for safety, when he saw that the bear was looking to get out. "I just kinda called at him. He calmly walked over, so I kept calling at him ... and when he saw the doors he just went out." A trap has been set near the store, but so far the bear hasn't been caught. http://www.canada.com/reginaleaderpost/news/story.html?id=90f021e0-4188-4b46-9c47-68ba9ca69a34 Seriously, are people that stupid? It was probably for the faggots myspace account. hehehhe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. Oh, Canada. I want to see the flick. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. "He said it's dangerous to approach a bear, with or without a camera phone for protection" hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. Fuck a bear. Koalas bears. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. What the fuck is wrong with people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. if the bear gets killed i think the guy should get it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. Peace River hahaha.. Must've been a indian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. if the bear gets killed i think the guy should get it too why? Because the guy was just having FUN taking a picture of the bear? you'd like that wouldn't you Senor Funcrusher....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. if the bear gets killed i think the guy should get it too truth... the bear's just doing his thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. haha taking a picture of a bear close enough to get your hand bit. I bet he used his flash too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. I'm sure I'd be the douchebag tryin to get a picture as well, but I also wouldn't expect the bear to get killed cuz I got hit. Bear didn't hurt him bad, no reason to kill it. How would they even know if it's the right bear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. its funny how a bear gets death for an injury that would land a human attacker into only jail or a small fine (certainly not death) youd think punishing a human should be more severe seeing as how we're more rational, intelligent and should know better than a dumb bear/animal. the world works in mysterious ways camera phones are gay get a REAL camera fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. its funny how a bear gets death for an injury that would land a human attacker into only jail or a small fine (certainly not death) youd think punishing a human should be more severe seeing as how we're more rational, intelligent and should know better than a dumb bear/animal. the world works in mysterious ways camera phones are gay get a REAL camera fags Its a wild fucking animal...not a person. jesus christ. Do you know how much heat the officials would get if this bear went on to kill someone...these rules are in place for a reason. I promise you the people in charge are the last ones that want the bear to be killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. best thread title ever. once a bear gets people food, they rarely go back to nuts and berries. Eventually someone is going to get mauled, so actions have to be taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. actually, RP is right either way cell phone cameras are gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. I've done my fair share of wilderness tent camping and been woken up in the early morning having a bear ripping apart my cooler. I normally keep my food stashed but this one night was a drink fest so I didn't get a chance to hide the food away from camp before passing out. Bears are ferocious and powerful especially if they are hungry and when you're woken up with a hangover and having a bear rip apart your camp its kinda scary. We jumped into the truck and it climbed into the back of the truck looking for more food smashing and grabbing anything that looks good. The weight of the bear pushing down the truck bed actually made us motionless as the wheels bottomed out. I've had a few run ins with bears but they normally just move along unless they are hungry then they get crazy. If I was working a store in the middle of the night and one walked in, I'd walk out. And yes cell phones are gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. Guys, it was a BLACK bear. Obviously, they're going to kill it. It shoplifted 15 cakes and assaulted a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. a fed bear is a dead bear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. I find it extremely humorous that both the words "bear" and "gay" are being used often in this thread. Thank you for the laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. why? Because the guy was just having FUN taking a picture of the bear? you'd like that wouldn't you Senor Funcrusher....... get off my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. Bears are godless killing machines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. LMAO, they should catch the bear and feed him the dumbass who tried to take the picture, then that fucking retard can take all the pictures he wants with his gay ass camera phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. Guys' date=' it was a BLACK bear. Obviously, they're going to kill it. It shoplifted 15 cakes and assaulted a guy.[/quote'] so fucking on point racism seems to have no boundaries these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. I find it extremely humorous that both the words "bear" and "gay" are being used often in this thread. Thank you for the laughs. Rage, I hope that you learn a lesson from this whole thing and are more cautious in your own bear-photographing exploits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. What a dumbass shoving a phone right in the bears face.... What does he think's going to happen, give you a great big smile and shout you a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. i hope the bear lives. How they going to know its the same bear ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. oyes, the guy whom took the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. *sigh* i had my hopes up in seeing a flick of it when i clicked into this thread....such a let down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. It was all fun and games when it was just on tv, but now that we're seeing life immitate television, Canada's punishing the bear? It's a simple case of nature vs nurture. I don't know about Canada but we don't even have grocery stores in nature, so who's to blame? Momma and Poppa bear for not filtering their media. Or If anything, sue Hanna Barbara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: Bear bites dumbass. stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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