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Beardo bites dumbass.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, May 5, 2006.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
    Kill the guy with the phone , leave the bear alone

    EDMONTON -- He was just after the bear necessities.

    A black bear wandered into a grocery store in Peace River, Alta., late Tuesday, with one thing on his mind -- sweets.

    "He jumped up into the bakery case, he tested a few things out and he really liked the strawberry mousse," said store night manager Trevor Allen.

    Before he found the pastries, the bear spent a few minutes wandering the aisles, apparently doing a little comparison shopping, he said.

    The bear got into the 24-hour store simply by walking through the automated doors. There were only a few customers in the store at that time of night.

    One customer was slightly injured when he tried to snap a picture of the bear.

    "When (the bear) was sitting in the bakery case, this guy came up with a camera phone and he was sticking it right in his face," Allen said.

    "The bear ... didn't like that much."

    The man received a "superficial wound" to his hand when the bear bit him, said Lyle Fullerton, a spokesman for the Fish and Wildlife service in Peace River. He said it's dangerous to approach a bear, with or without a camera phone for protection.

    Since it injured a person, the bear will have to be killed when it's caught, Fullerton said.

    Though the store staff thought it was male, Fullerton said he couldn't confirm the sex of the bear.

    He said it was probably only one or two years old, but even a young bear can weigh over 100 pounds.

    "A 100-pound black bear can do some very serious damage to a human," Fullerton said.

    "The individuals that were involved there were extremely lucky that the bear was in a good mood, probably because of all the pies he ate."

    He added that it's not uncommon for bears to wander into Peace River to forage for food at this time of year.

    The bear devoured about 15 cakes before it had its fill.

    Allen had already rushed the other four staff members into a side room for safety, when he saw that the bear was looking to get out.

    "I just kinda called at him. He calmly walked over, so I kept calling at him ... and when he saw the doors he just went out."

    A trap has been set near the store, but so far the bear hasn't been caught.


    Seriously, are people that stupid? It was probably for the faggots myspace account. hehehhe.
  2. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    Oh, Canada.

    I want to see the flick.
  3. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    "He said it's dangerous to approach a bear, with or without a camera phone for protection"
  4. V for Vagina

    V for Vagina Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 422 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    Fuck a bear. Koalas bears. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  5. Bed.

    Bed. Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2006 Messages: 4,334 Likes Received: 34
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    What the fuck is wrong with people?
  6. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    if the bear gets killed i think the guy should get it too
  7. Dog Chapman

    Dog Chapman Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2006 Messages: 3,780 Likes Received: 5
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    Peace River hahaha.. Must've been a indian
  8. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    why? Because the guy was just having FUN taking a picture of the bear?

    you'd like that wouldn't you Senor Funcrusher.......
  9. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.


    the bear's just doing his thing
  10. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    haha taking a picture of a bear close enough to get your hand bit. I bet he used his flash too.
  11. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    I'm sure I'd be the douchebag tryin to get a picture as well, but I also wouldn't expect the bear to get killed cuz I got hit. Bear didn't hurt him bad, no reason to kill it. How would they even know if it's the right bear?
  12. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 211
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    its funny how a bear gets death for an injury that would land a human attacker into only jail or a small fine (certainly not death)
    youd think punishing a human should be more severe seeing as how we're more rational, intelligent and should know better than a dumb bear/animal.

    the world works in mysterious ways
    camera phones are gay
    get a REAL camera fags
  13. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    Its a wild fucking animal...not a person. jesus christ. Do you know how much heat the officials would get if this bear went on to kill someone...these rules are in place for a reason. I promise you the people in charge are the last ones that want the bear to be killed.
  14. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    best thread title ever.

    once a bear gets people food, they rarely go back to nuts and berries.
    Eventually someone is going to get mauled, so actions have to be taken.
  15. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 211
    Re: Bear bites dumbass.

    actually, RP is right
    either way
    cell phone cameras are gay
    Last edited: May 5, 2006