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bear vs. shark

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by im not witty, Nov 17, 2003.

  1. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    this is a good band.

    apparently it's a book title as well

    and nothing short of a entertaining ninja vs pirate type concept on its on.

    discuss any one of these great topics at your leisure.
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  3. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

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    dont know the book or the band, but i will now investigate...
  4. I choose to dwell further on choice #3.

    The shark would fuck the bear up proper.
  5. But that doesn't make bears any less cool, Rage, so don't sweat it. It's just that sharks are fucking crazy.
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    In water, yes.

    On land? Nay.
  7. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    disagree sir.
    the shark is a chomp, hold & squirm type of attacker... he couldn't do shit to a bear, especially a grizzly. by the time he sunk in his hundreds of teeth, he'd be mauled like a motherfucker (keep in mind, 1 grizzly paw swing and the human head goes flying off like barry bonds hitting off a tee).
    victory- bear.
  8. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    my friends played a show with these guys and they were nuts, running around, humping on a synthesizer and all kinds of shit. i was blown away.

    then later we listened to the album. the first three songs are amazing and frantic, then it kind of slows down, didnt really get me as much, but im sure it will grow on me. all in all, very impressive i think
  9. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    y para mi pana mams

    victory- beer
  10. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    i think the concept of the fight is that it takes place in enough water that the shark can manuever, but not too deep that the bear cant. thats the concept for the book i think, like a huge deal in vegas type prize fight. anywho...
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    ^^^ that makes sense.
  12. boogy nights

    boogy nights Junior Member

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    i always heard that the most dangerous animal was a shark riding on an elephants back, stomping and biting everything in their path.
  13. kemekill

    kemekill Member

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    I've had this same discussion with my friends except it was an Alligator and a Tiger...
    I think the Tiger would win on land, not in water. But it would be a hell of a fight nonetheless.
  14. Naaaah dude, even on land it's gonna be tough. The shark is gonna be flopping around like a maniac, and the bear will have to assume a sort of humping position to stay away from the mouth. If he fails, he's fucked. The bear can't bite at anything other than fins and tail, cause his mouth isn't big enough to go for the body. It will paw and tear shit away with its claws, but it'll take quite some time to get through the zillion layers of fat to get at the vitals. On the other hand, bears have tons of lovely protrusions that are gonna come off immediately if the shark gets to them, along with main arteries that are gonna spew out like a water fountain, AND sharks have a huge fucking mouth that could tear off giant chunks right off the body.

    Sharks, dude. Sharks all the way.
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