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Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sarcasm, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    I don't konw if this has been posted yet or not, but here it goes:

    Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
    Wednesday, August 18, 2004 Posted: 9:12 PM EDT (0112 GMT)


    SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

    "We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle.

    The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

    It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

    Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

    They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear...reut/index.html
     
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    dewd, someone should make a cardboard cut out of that bear and take it to all their lame parties!
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    hmm, i don't understand how exactly it drank from the cans
     
  4. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    hahahaha:lol:
     
  5. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    how exactly does a bear open a can of beer?? seems really far fetched. i wanna see a video of this.
     
  6. THE CORONER

    THE CORONER Banned

    Joined: Jun 2, 2004 Messages: 2,171 Likes Received: 0
    yeah i dont understand it at all
     
  7. phism

    phism Member

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    rainier beer should use it for marketing.
     
  8. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: . Perfect. Here's some ass:
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  9. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    He probably clawed the thing open and chugged it. Or maybe it was just some really hairy guy drinking a ton of beer
     
  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
     
  11. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

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    or maybe the beer clawed all 36 beers, they all soaked out on the ground and onto him and when they found the bear he was sleeping, put those two together to make one unbelievable unreal story thinking they would make millions off something so " crazy coo coo"
     
  12. Drunk Sober

    Drunk Sober Member

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    what a party animal!!
     
  13. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHH!
     
  14. lil_john

    lil_john New Jack

    Joined: Jun 27, 2004 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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