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Subject: A Message From Allstate

 

Important for you to read. PLEASE

 

Heard anything about this? Please keep all windows rolled

up when stopped at traffic lights, as only cars with

windows down are being targeted. Groups of teenagers have

been caught, in alarming numbers, playing a new and

dangerous game called Spunkball. !

 

Spunkball consists of a group of teens in a car pulling up

to a stoplight, and looking around for a car stopped near

by with an open window. When one is spotted, the teens

shout, "Spunkball", and throw a gasoline soaked rag that

has been wrapped in aluminum foil through the open window.

 

On the outside of the foil attached a small firecracker,

with the fuse lit. When the firecracker explodes, it

shreds the foil, and the rag is ignited, causing a large

flame that may catch the interior of the car on fire.

 

Spunkball playing has already claimed two lives, caused

uncountable injuries due to burns, and caused thousands of

dollars in damage to automobiles.

 

The best defense, say authorities, is to keep all windows

rolled up when stopped at traffic lights, as only cars with

windows down are being targeted.

 

If you are at a red light and hear a shout of "Spunkball",

and notice something come flying in your window, the best

thing to do is to have all passengers immediately exit the

vehicle. DO NOT try to retrieve the object, as it will

ignite once the firecracker explodes.

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Guest whoami

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Spunkball, has to be a new sport made by fratboys woohoo! fuck that they want an explosion? I'll toss a can of paint at them with a rag soaked in gas with a fire cracker in the tube...Spunkball that you fucks.

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Holy crap teenagers are getting stupider by the day... I would love to crack the jaw of the person doing that.... :heated:

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first off I find that hard to believe..but keep in mind I can give a shit less about my car so I have no problem with using it as a road block and I have a louisville slugger in the back seat and my switch blade in my pocket.

 

Zack home run derby with a knife in ya ass Morris

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haha spunkball. this shit is dope. fuck doin it to randoms, but the rag soaked in gasoline with fireworks and alluminum is right up my alley. hahaha.

 

 

and i cant believe no one is commenting on "spunkball." geesh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

slippin. B===D ------ * <--------spunkball.

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swish balls in your face!!

 

i wonder who started that phrase yeah i allways wondered why on a nice breezy day 70 degrees in phoenix arizona more than half the people have their windows up and their air condition on to the max... i think i know why now....

 

 

 

spooge ball!!! a cum soaked sock coming to a car near you...

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

try that shit on me. youll be fuckingscared when burning arm guy in his truck chases you down and curbs your ass.

 

Holy Fucking shit is this funny:lol: :lol:

 

Did anyone used to light those white things that help light your barbecue on fire and then play hacky sack with them? Ah, Fireball, when will you ever stop being so much fun??

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another time, my mom's, sister's, aunt's, son's, parakeet's, brother-in-law's, second-cousin-twice-removed's, wife-through-the-eyes-of-the-law-due-to-them-living-together-for-seven-years's, dad found a coke with a cock inside the bottle... no one knows how it got in there, but the coca-cola corporation now gives him free soda for the rest of his life... i swear, this one's true too...

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Oh yeah - and don't use payphones...when you go to get your change from the coin return you will be stabbed by an HIV infected needle....

 

And don't flash your headlights at a car with no headlights on cause its a new gang initiation ritual to drive around with no headlights so people will flash them, and then they shoot who ever flashes them.

 

It's true. geez.

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Guest whoami
Originally posted by I Luv Roo

Oh yeah - and don't use payphones...when you go to get your change from the coin return you will be stabbed by an HIV infected needle....

oh man would that suck, whoever does that needs to be beatin to death with a shovel with rusty nails in it..
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Guest whoami
Originally posted by I Luv Roo

Hey!

Did you know they took Gullible out of the dictionary?

I'm glad that was just a joke....

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