DEE38 Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Subject: A Message From Allstate Important for you to read. PLEASE Heard anything about this? Please keep all windows rolled up when stopped at traffic lights, as only cars with windows down are being targeted. Groups of teenagers have been caught, in alarming numbers, playing a new and dangerous game called Spunkball. ! Spunkball consists of a group of teens in a car pulling up to a stoplight, and looking around for a car stopped near by with an open window. When one is spotted, the teens shout, "Spunkball", and throw a gasoline soaked rag that has been wrapped in aluminum foil through the open window. On the outside of the foil attached a small firecracker, with the fuse lit. When the firecracker explodes, it shreds the foil, and the rag is ignited, causing a large flame that may catch the interior of the car on fire. Spunkball playing has already claimed two lives, caused uncountable injuries due to burns, and caused thousands of dollars in damage to automobiles. The best defense, say authorities, is to keep all windows rolled up when stopped at traffic lights, as only cars with windows down are being targeted. If you are at a red light and hear a shout of "Spunkball", and notice something come flying in your window, the best thing to do is to have all passengers immediately exit the vehicle. DO NOT try to retrieve the object, as it will ignite once the firecracker explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 oh wat da fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 kids these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Argh. I don't understand the joy of hurting others, and I hope I never do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Um...i used to play a game named spunkball, but it was TOOOOOTALLY different than that...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 oh yeah,that sounds fun:rolleyes:, and i thought shooting rubberbands at wannabe G's and playas was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 that sounds ridiculous...hell, i'd fuckin walk out the car and smash their heads on the bumper..."how's that for 'spunkball'?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 i like playing "babyball", its the same game, except with a flaming dead baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 that sounds ridiculous...hell, i'd fuckin walk out the car and smash their heads on the bumper..."how's that for 'spunkball'?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 thats why i have a truck thats lifted 6" aint no one gonna be fuckin with my rig....my ride has 40" tires so i'll juss drive over the mutherfuckers....sorry to hear that someone just lost a loved one over ignorance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 try that shit on me. youll be fuckingscared when burning arm guy in his truck chases you down and curbs your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 ,... Spunkball, has to be a new sport made by fratboys woohoo! fuck that they want an explosion? I'll toss a can of paint at them with a rag soaked in gas with a fire cracker in the tube...Spunkball that you fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Holy crap teenagers are getting stupider by the day... I would love to crack the jaw of the person doing that.... :heated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i like playing "babyball", its the same game, except with a flaming dead baby hahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 my friend's, cousin's, uncle's, brother's, nieghbor's, mother's, dog's, owner's, sister once got really drunk and woke up in a tub of ice with her kidneys missing... i swear, it's true... http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 first off I find that hard to believe..but keep in mind I can give a shit less about my car so I have no problem with using it as a road block and I have a louisville slugger in the back seat and my switch blade in my pocket. Zack home run derby with a knife in ya ass Morris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dropone Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 i heard that stealing liscence plates was the new cool thing to do. think of it as a game. you just wallpaper your room with stolen liscence plates and try to get all 50 states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 thats sooo terrible! ...I think id rather throw batterie acid on peoples faces... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 haha spunkball. this shit is dope. fuck doin it to randoms, but the rag soaked in gasoline with fireworks and alluminum is right up my alley. hahaha. and i cant believe no one is commenting on "spunkball." geesh. slippin. B===D ------ * <--------spunkball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 dude id straight spoogball on someones face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 swish balls in your face!! i wonder who started that phrase yeah i allways wondered why on a nice breezy day 70 degrees in phoenix arizona more than half the people have their windows up and their air condition on to the max... i think i know why now.... spooge ball!!! a cum soaked sock coming to a car near you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Dee you just INFORMED more people on how to do it. For shame. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beard Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 uhh.. dudes.. this thing is completely fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy try that shit on me. youll be fuckingscared when burning arm guy in his truck chases you down and curbs your ass. Holy Fucking shit is this funny:lol: :lol: Did anyone used to light those white things that help light your barbecue on fire and then play hacky sack with them? Ah, Fireball, when will you ever stop being so much fun?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 another time, my mom's, sister's, aunt's, son's, parakeet's, brother-in-law's, second-cousin-twice-removed's, wife-through-the-eyes-of-the-law-due-to-them-living-together-for-seven-years's, dad found a coke with a cock inside the bottle... no one knows how it got in there, but the coca-cola corporation now gives him free soda for the rest of his life... i swear, this one's true too... http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 haha..spunkball... they coulda at least made up a tougher name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Oh yeah - and don't use payphones...when you go to get your change from the coin return you will be stabbed by an HIV infected needle.... And don't flash your headlights at a car with no headlights on cause its a new gang initiation ritual to drive around with no headlights so people will flash them, and then they shoot who ever flashes them. It's true. geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Originally posted by I Luv Roo Oh yeah - and don't use payphones...when you go to get your change from the coin return you will be stabbed by an HIV infected needle.... oh man would that suck, whoever does that needs to be beatin to death with a shovel with rusty nails in it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Hey! Did you know they took Gullible out of the dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Originally posted by I Luv Roo Hey! Did you know they took Gullible out of the dictionary? I'm glad that was just a joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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