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Make sure you all have at least one black person at your barbecue to supervise and ensure the quality of the barbecue. Black people barbecue 4 times a week so they know what's up. Make sure somebody brings the potato salad. Make sure people don't free-load and make sure everyone brings something.

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Oh yeah and keep soccer moms and yuppies out of your barbecue. Soccer moms will do shit like bring tuna caserole and shit, and have 10 year old Tyler kicking the soccer ball around the yard landing in the ribs. Then he'll cry about it and everyone has to stop what they're doing and pay attention to him. Keep yuppies away because they'll have a cup of Starbucks strawberry-apple Cappucino Latte in their hand wearing a scarf in the summer time gossipping about what they read in People Magazine. Then for the potluck they'll bring some kind of a soy-based product that no one has ever heard of and it tastes like shit. They won't eat the barbecue because it's "too messy" and if they do they will eat it with a fork and a knife.

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Make sure you all have at least one black person at your barbecue to supervise and ensure the quality of the barbecue. Black people barbecue 4 times a week so they know what's up. Make sure somebody brings the potato salad. Make sure people don't free-load and make sure everyone brings something.

 

 

 

yo seriously listen to theo

he knows whats up.

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thats how you gotta do it. spend too much money on meat and just have a shit ton of people over. bravo.

 

 

im lookin forward to the food on tuesday.

 

nah man.. spent too much on the grill and supplies. theres only 3 of us in the apartment. so a pack of dogs, a pack of brats, and a box of burgers.

 

for the come one come all bbq thats BYOM.

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