slave_one Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 what do you read when you're in the comforts of your own bathroom doing number 2? my husband and i have: a macmall catalog (mine) skateboarding mags (his) mac os x for dummies (mine) hip hoptionary (his) toyfare (his) eastbay catalog (junk catalog) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 yea i just go in and make funny faces and leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 maxin and stuff and some old issues of transworld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one eastbay catalog (junk catalog) I got this too! haha.. I want the Walter Payton ROOS they have in thurr... :) --------------------------------- I have a lot of books and mags, so Ill just name off what was in there this morning.... In my throne room: 1 graff mag 1 graff book Disney Adventures Old issue of the Source car dealer newsprint *bawhooosh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 1, 2004 Author Share Posted March 1, 2004 yeah i never buy anything from eastbay, but i just look to see if they have anything good from puma or adidas i can't just shit w/o looking at something to read. if there's nothing to read in there, i'll grab a bottle of lotion or shampoo and read the ingredients. i'm a dork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 no mags in the bathroom, i usually look at all the toiletries i have stashed next to the toilet. interesting labels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 *believe* :lol: for some reason, I cant picture, (nor do I want to) females taking a dump...or reading while taking a dump...hahaha, and you know its a dump if youre reading! someone open a window. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one i can't just shit w/o looking at something to read. if there's nothing to read in there, i'll grab a bottle of lotion or shampoo and read the ingredients. i'm a dork. After many years of doing this exact same thing, I have come to the conclusion that 95% of all shampoos and conditioners have methylchloroisothiazolinone AND it's smaller cousin methylisothiazolinone. Check your local hair cleaning products to see if you're with the "IN" crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 graffiti mags! or the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 The Economist Magazine Vice Magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one i can't just shit w/o looking at something to read. if there's nothing to read in there, i'll grab a bottle of lotion or shampoo and read the ingredients. i'm a dork. i didn't read this b4, i do the same thing!!! i have to be doing something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 I never had to stay in the shitter for more than 2 minutes... i keep a hai ku collection on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Stuff,Maxim,FHM and whatever new graff mag i have at the time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 1, 2004 Author Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro After many years of doing this exact same thing, I have come to the conclusion that 95% of all shampoos and conditioners have methylchloroisothiazolinone AND it's smaller cousin methylisothiazolinone. Check your local hair cleaning products to see if you're with the "IN" crowd. wow...you got a really good memory...i can't remember half the ingredient's names yes websteruno, women take shits, and they smell! i'm sure there are pics of that on the internet somewhere i think of devilush farting for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by caL yea i just go in and make funny faces and leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 *believe* :lol: *edit...@ girls taking heinous dumps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Ever since i was very young, ive always read the back of all lotion, shampoo, soap, toothpaste, etc etc bottles and tubes.. I can tell you some pretty random shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Ill read anything if I forget to bring in a mag with me. or run out with my pants at half mast to grab something to read. its either that, or stare at the tiling on the floor and start buggin out... :loopy2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 i am usually in and out, but if not i just grab whatever to pass the time... thats the only reason i know about toxic shock syndrome.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 i don't poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by nomadawhat ...but if not i just grab whatever to pass the time... thats the only reason i know about toxic shock syndrome.... oh AHAHAHAHAHHAAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 playboy...:huh?: seriously! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 hmmmm, glock magazine some porno mags graf zines (esp mine) maxim FHM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 I'm ususally in there for 15minutes. In my bathroom i got a couple flick albums of doubles I always develop. It sucks though with all the dampness from the shower the flicks are strating to fold. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one what do you read when you're in the comforts of your own bathroom doing number 2? my husband and i have: a macmall catalog (mine) skateboarding mags (his) mac os x for dummies (mine) hip hoptionary (his) toyfare (his) eastbay catalog (junk catalog) First off, women don't shit. So stop lying. But when I'm taking a shit I don't keep magazines and books in the bathroom I think that's tacky, but I usually grab something off the desk or table on my way to unleash my bodily excrement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 up big brother brain damage death from above thrasher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 i thought this was like.. bathroom stall reading.. so that's what im going to do instead of what i read in my house. I went to a bar the othernight and someone wrote on the wall above the urinal "why are you looking up here, the joke's in your hand." yeah, that's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars i thought this was like.. bathroom stall reading.. so that's what im going to do instead of what i read in my house. I went to a bar the othernight and someone wrote on the wall above the urinal "why are you looking up here, the joke's in your hand." yeah, that's a good one. Yeah that was good. I love reading bathroom graffiti. Some of them get pretty creative. I remember a few years ago I hit up a bathroom with tags in some bathroom of an upscale bookstore in Beverly Hills, and then I came back a few months later and a bunch of white people (assuming due to area and the content) wrote sarcastic messages around my tags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 old peoples magazines and readers digest... "laughter the best medicine" and going thru ppls drawers is always fun too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars yeah, that's a good one. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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