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bathroom adventures of wonderboy and young nasty man...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Nov 10, 2001.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    young nasty man: I have to pee
    wonderboy: ok
    wonderboy: dont let me stand in your way
    young nasty man: I was gonna pee on ou
    wonderboy: good thing i moved
    pause.
    young nasty man: hell yeah man
    young nasty man: I pissed for a while
    wonderboy: did it make you feel real manly?
    wonderboy: i hate when i have to piss, and im someplace that has a line or something
    wonderboy: like a concert or football game or something
    wonderboy: cause its like, i wait, and wait, then i piss
    wonderboy: but like, i dont piss for that long usualy
    young nasty man: yeah
    wonderboy: so sometimes i'll stand there for a few extra seconds
    wonderboy: just cause like... fuck em, they can wait
    young nasty man: I can't piss when some guy is at the next urinal
    young nasty man: nothin will come out
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: I can't relax my pee muscles
    wonderboy: ive been taking vitamins lately
    wonderboy: and they make my piss look neon green, or orange an shit
    young nasty man: wow
    young nasty man: my pee is orange when I wake up and pee
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: men should never have to piss next to each other
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: they should make more bathrooms with the dividers between the stalls
    young nasty man: those are great
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: why don't they have those everywhere?
    young nasty man: highway rest stops
    young nasty man: you aren't stopping unless you really have to piss
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: so if you have to stand next to some guy, you should have a divider so you can piss
    wonderboy: haha
    wonderboy: big giant splash guard
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: yeah
    young nasty man: I always worry that they're gonna look over and check out my cock
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: you know
    young nasty man: like it's hard to piss in front of your girl, and she sees your cock all the time
    wonderboy: haha
    young nasty man: you know man?
    wonderboy: yeah
    wonderboy: i dont really care for pissing infront of my girl at all
    wonderboy: infact, id almost rather piss infront of a dude
    young nasty man: or when ou're in a holding cell with a bunch of dudes and they have that dirty ass toilet in the corner, and there's some drugged out dude standing right next to you while you're pissing
    wonderboy: haha
    wonderboy: see, i used to go to the gym, so id shower around guys... well, my friends
    wonderboy: so im not that tripped out by other guys an my dick an what not
    wonderboy: i guess cause we'd try to piss on eachother an shit
    wonderboy: so it doesnt really phase me that much
    young nasty man: oh
    young nasty man: I never was into that
    wonderboy: but i know where your coming from
    wonderboy: i wasnt either
    wonderboy: it happend late in life
    wonderboy: then i wound up gettign real drunk
    wonderboy: and playing music naked sometimes
    wonderboy: and after that, i dont know, im not that concerned anymore
    young nasty man: hahahaha
    young nasty man: I like keeping my cock to myself
    wonderboy: fair enough
    young nasty man: it's my private part
    wonderboy: yo, im goign to bed tiger
    wonderboy: take care
    young nasty man: ok champ
    young nasty man: you too
     
  2. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    What the hell? lol
     
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    wonderboy: so sometimes i'll stand there for a few extra seconds
    wonderboy: just cause like... fuck em, they can wait
     
  4. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    spraypaint causes braindamage you know...
     
  5. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    i was drunk at a party one ime and some fat girl wouldn't leave me alone and she kept wrecking my game so I chased her around the dudes backyard while I was naked and trying to pee on her.

    I just got my GED today...talk about an accompolishment(sp?)
     
  6. dBUSH

    dBUSH Guest

    Once I had to pee at a party (no kidding) and this hot chick I had been talking to asked if she could hold my winkie. I let her but as soon as she had hold I couldn't pee- I got hard instead. She acted all surprised- 'Why is it like that?!' She wouldn't let go and I really had to pee bad. I ended up yelling for her to let go so I could pee. :loopy:
     
  7. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    WOW! This happened to me too!!! Only she just offered and backed out when I unzipped my pants she was like, "There is nothing attractive about urine, why am I doing this?" then she walked out of the bathroom.

    I hate my life, all I want is an attractive girl to hold my genitals while i piss.
     
  8. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    my brain hurts from reading that,
     
  9. eliteLEIT

    eliteLEIT Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 111 Likes Received: 0
    I cant even read that much..damn
     
  10. SOZER

    SOZER Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 418 Likes Received: 0
    strange...that wasnt even funny. yet it left a feeling in the back of my brain like it was just....wrong....something that bothers you but in a way you didnt know it should and didnt think you wanted it to, but you didnt, you really didnt, or did you subconciously? you cant really know unless you read between the lines of your brain or got hypnotized...what was i talking about? i got confused

    goodnight fuckers.congrats to seeking on a truly disturbing insight into the male psyche. just what i need before bed at 4 in the am.


    nsk-vc
     
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