seeking Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 young nasty man: I have to pee wonderboy: ok wonderboy: dont let me stand in your way young nasty man: I was gonna pee on ou wonderboy: good thing i moved pause. young nasty man: hell yeah man young nasty man: I pissed for a while wonderboy: did it make you feel real manly? wonderboy: i hate when i have to piss, and im someplace that has a line or something wonderboy: like a concert or football game or something wonderboy: cause its like, i wait, and wait, then i piss wonderboy: but like, i dont piss for that long usualy young nasty man: yeah wonderboy: so sometimes i'll stand there for a few extra seconds wonderboy: just cause like... fuck em, they can wait young nasty man: I can't piss when some guy is at the next urinal young nasty man: nothin will come out wonderboy: haha young nasty man: I can't relax my pee muscles wonderboy: ive been taking vitamins lately wonderboy: and they make my piss look neon green, or orange an shit young nasty man: wow young nasty man: my pee is orange when I wake up and pee wonderboy: haha young nasty man: men should never have to piss next to each other wonderboy: haha young nasty man: they should make more bathrooms with the dividers between the stalls young nasty man: those are great wonderboy: haha young nasty man: why don't they have those everywhere? young nasty man: highway rest stops young nasty man: you aren't stopping unless you really have to piss wonderboy: haha young nasty man: so if you have to stand next to some guy, you should have a divider so you can piss wonderboy: haha wonderboy: big giant splash guard wonderboy: haha young nasty man: yeah young nasty man: I always worry that they're gonna look over and check out my cock wonderboy: haha young nasty man: you know young nasty man: like it's hard to piss in front of your girl, and she sees your cock all the time wonderboy: haha young nasty man: you know man? wonderboy: yeah wonderboy: i dont really care for pissing infront of my girl at all wonderboy: infact, id almost rather piss infront of a dude young nasty man: or when ou're in a holding cell with a bunch of dudes and they have that dirty ass toilet in the corner, and there's some drugged out dude standing right next to you while you're pissing wonderboy: haha wonderboy: see, i used to go to the gym, so id shower around guys... well, my friends wonderboy: so im not that tripped out by other guys an my dick an what not wonderboy: i guess cause we'd try to piss on eachother an shit wonderboy: so it doesnt really phase me that much young nasty man: oh young nasty man: I never was into that wonderboy: but i know where your coming from wonderboy: i wasnt either wonderboy: it happend late in life wonderboy: then i wound up gettign real drunk wonderboy: and playing music naked sometimes wonderboy: and after that, i dont know, im not that concerned anymore young nasty man: hahahaha young nasty man: I like keeping my cock to myself wonderboy: fair enough young nasty man: it's my private part wonderboy: yo, im goign to bed tiger wonderboy: take care young nasty man: ok champ young nasty man: you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 What the hell? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 wonderboy: so sometimes i'll stand there for a few extra seconds wonderboy: just cause like... fuck em, they can wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 spraypaint causes braindamage you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 i was drunk at a party one ime and some fat girl wouldn't leave me alone and she kept wrecking my game so I chased her around the dudes backyard while I was naked and trying to pee on her. I just got my GED today...talk about an accompolishment(sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Once I had to pee at a party (no kidding) and this hot chick I had been talking to asked if she could hold my winkie. I let her but as soon as she had hold I couldn't pee- I got hard instead. She acted all surprised- 'Why is it like that?!' She wouldn't let go and I really had to pee bad. I ended up yelling for her to let go so I could pee. :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by dBUSH Once I had to pee at a party (no kidding) and this hot chick I had been talking to asked if she could hold my winkie. I let her but as soon as she had hold I couldn't pee- I got hard instead. She acted all surprised- 'Why is it like that?!' She wouldn't let go and I really had to pee bad. I ended up yelling for her to let go so I could pee. :loopy: WOW! This happened to me too!!! Only she just offered and backed out when I unzipped my pants she was like, "There is nothing attractive about urine, why am I doing this?" then she walked out of the bathroom. I hate my life, all I want is an attractive girl to hold my genitals while i piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 my brain hurts from reading that, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliteLEIT Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 I cant even read that much..damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOZER Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 strange...that wasnt even funny. yet it left a feeling in the back of my brain like it was just....wrong....something that bothers you but in a way you didnt know it should and didnt think you wanted it to, but you didnt, you really didnt, or did you subconciously? you cant really know unless you read between the lines of your brain or got hypnotized...what was i talking about? i got confused goodnight fuckers.congrats to seeking on a truly disturbing insight into the male psyche. just what i need before bed at 4 in the am. nsk-vc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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