Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. ----- Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. > Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. > The newspaper headline read: > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 funny but not new thread worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? You gotta be kiddin me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 naahhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Telo funny but not new thread worthy. not a new post worthy statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 somewhat related A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar. She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 sperm is kept in freezers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Yo. that is straight fuck man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoppie Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 OH NOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 they probably dont keep it in bowls either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 ehh... about as funny as the woman who last night got over 8,000 text messages that said 'vote'... apparently there was some American Idol mix-up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 ^is that true? hahaha that shit woulda bugged me the fuck out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 :sick: :sick: :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 this is silly :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 mmm, safepudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million somewhat related A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar. She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it". LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BOSTONIAN Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 CUM JUNKIES STIKE AGAIN THAT ARTICLE WAS JUST STRAIGHT STUPID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR :spent: :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 So I'm on the bus yesterday and we're going up this street, and there's a bus pulled over with like 6 cop cars surrounding it. Turns out that this dude robbed a bank, then caught the fucking bus to getaway...... They caught him, though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 ok...point:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 those crazy irishmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle So I'm on the bus yesterday and we're going up this street, and there's a bus pulled over with like 6 cop cars surrounding it. Turns out that this dude robbed a bank, then caught the fucking bus to getaway...... They caught him, though.... shit C town gettin gangster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle So I'm on the bus yesterday and we're going up this street, and there's a bus pulled over with like 6 cop cars surrounding it. Turns out that this dude robbed a bank, then caught the fucking bus to getaway...... They caught him, though.... I don't know if to laugh or just shake my head at his stupidity. SO i shall do both :lol: :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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