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BANK ROBBERY: *MUST READ*

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Daze One Million, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million 12oz Elite Member

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    BANK ROBBERY: *MUST READ*

    Discussion started by Daze One Million - Feb 12, 2004

    Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

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    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
    disabling the security system got underway immediately.

    The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and
    valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
    throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
    and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

    As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
    nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the
    safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond,
    or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
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    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
    nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
    >
    The newspaper headline read:
    >

    IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Telo - Replied Feb 12, 2004

    funny but not new thread worthy.
     
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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

    You gotta be kiddin me.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    naahhh
     
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  7. Daze One Million

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    Daze One Million - Replied Feb 12, 2004

    not a new post worthy statement
     
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  8. Daze One Million

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    Daze One Million - Replied Feb 12, 2004

    somewhat related


    A robber burst into the downtown sperm bank, waving a shotgun around and balling orders out he told the girl behind the desk to get a sample. She obliged and the robber ordered her to drink the contents of the jar.

    She gulped down the sample and hardly flinched to which the robber removed his mask and revealed himself as the girls new boyfriend. "See it doesnt taste that bad does it".
     
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    sperm is kept in freezers
     
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    Yo. that is straight fuck man.
     
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    OH NOOOO
     
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    they probably dont keep it in bowls either.
     
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    ehh... about as funny as the woman who last night got over 8,000 text messages that said 'vote'... apparently there was some American Idol mix-up...
     
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    Daze One Million - Replied Feb 12, 2004

    ^is that true? hahaha that shit woulda bugged me the fuck out
     
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    :sick: :sick: :sick:
     
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