the JEL kid Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 My aunt caught my cuzin jerkin off lmaoooooooo hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 40ozProphet Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by the JEL kid lamoooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 once i was babysitting this lil 5 year old and one day he had a friend over and they were in his room and i was a few rooms away and it got really quite and i decided to check up on them...so i open the door and as soon as it opens they start pulling theyre pants up and one of them got it stuck while he was pulling them up and he was trying to stuff it back it and it was just sooo fucking funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the JEL kid Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 whoa lil kids these days just can't wait to grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 yeah i dont wanna know what theyre gonna be like when they do grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Corn Pops :lol: LMAO ROTF dear corn pops, this is not aol, we use complete sentences here. love, iloveboxcars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 haha.. I once had to babysit my lil cousin. He stunk like shit, so I open his pamper. He had a big ass blob of shit in there. So I run upstairs, to grab a pamper and when I get back, he had got into his shit and smeared it all over his face and the carpet. bad moment #1254 :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno haha.. I once had to babysit my lil cousin. He stunk like shit, so I open his pamper. He had a big ass blob of shit in there. So I run upstairs, to grab a pamper and when I get back, he had got into his shit and smeared it all over his face and the carpet. bad moment #1254 :( haha gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars dear corn pops, this is not aol, we use complete sentences here. love, iloveboxcars. haha once i was on the beach tanning with my boys...and a seagull flew by and let out a big turd right on my friends back...really gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 one time it was before school about 3 years ago, it was 7.Am and noone was home, or so i thought, the computer desk is directly in front of a big bedroom in the basement, there was this old man renting that room. So i get the morning wood, log onto the computer and start wacking away, and for some reason i picked up the nearest sock, so i dont splooge the comp. mid wack the guy comes out of his room and i turn in a surprised fashion towards him with this fucking gym sock coming out of my pants, he laughed at me and called me shameless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the JEL kid Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 ^^^^^ hahahahahahah:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by oneeightyone one time it was before school about 3 years ago, it was 7.Am and noone was home, or so i thought, the computer desk is directly in front of a big bedroom in the basement, there was this old man renting that room. So i get the morning wood, log onto the computer and start wacking away, and for some reason i picked up the nearest sock, so i dont splooge the comp. mid wack the guy comes out of his room and i turn in a surprised fashion towards him with this fucking gym sock coming out of my pants, he laughed at me and called me shameless. :lol: porn subscription: $9.99 per month socks: $2.99 old guy that rents a room in your house walking in on you jerking off and then insulting you: priceless there are some things money cant buy...for everything else theres mastercard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the JEL kid Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 ^^^^^:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Re: Re: BAD MOMENTS Originally posted by 40ozProphet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Im to slick. Ive never been caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 parents are away... put the porn in the vcr... start doing my thing... front door opens. i turn off the tape as quick as i can. run to the room where the front door is.one of the dopest girls ive ever seen stands there with a baffled look on her face. me: "uuuh, hi who are you?" her: "im *****, im here to feed the dogs" me: "oh, i didnt know my dad hired someone to feed them" her: "....." me: "uuuhhhh, so, im going to let you do that and i have to ...ummm...get in the shower...." her: "right" as i walker away i reaized that my fly was down and she could probably see my equipment. very, very bad moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by $360 parents are away... put the porn in the vcr... start doing my thing... front door opens. i turn off the tape and zip up my pants as quick as i can. run to the room where the front door is.one of the dopest girls ive ever seen stands there with a baffled look on her face. me: "uuuh, hi who are you?" her: "im *****, im here to feed the dogs" me: "oh, i didnt know my dad hired someone to feed them" her: "....." me: "uuuhhhh, so, im going to let you do that and i have to ...ummm...get in the shower...." her: "right" as i walker away i reaized that my fly was down and she could probably see my equipment. very, very bad moment. when you realize they have seen it you should go back and say "oh, and by the way, you are looking bue-tea-ful today. what are you doing after feeding the dog?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars when you realize they have seen it you should go back and say "oh, and by the way, you are looking bue-tea-ful today. what are you doing after feeding the dog?" see, i would have done that, and its a good idea, but it was like the daughter of my dad best froend or something like that. some one who i wouldnt have gotten away with it with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the JEL kid Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 LOOK OUT I WAS TALKIN TO THIS GIRL THAT LOOK OMG BLAZINNNNNNN AND U KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE ,SO SHE WENT IN HER PERSE AND TOOK OUT PERFUME AND SPRAYED IT HAVN'T SEE KNOWN THAT I WAS ELERGIC TO IT LOL IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN AND I SNEEZE IN HER FACED AND A BIG SNOT HIT YOUR FORHEAD LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by $360 see, i would have done that, and its a good idea, but it was like the daughter of my dad best froend or something like that. some one who i wouldnt have gotten away with it with. i dont see the problem. elaborate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars i dont see the problem. elaborate. i could just hear my father saying "so what did you do while i was gone" after he had gotten off the phone with his best friend........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 you must be young.. because my dad would get off the phone and start laughing with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 now that i think of it my dads friend does have a hot daughter and they live right down the street. i think im going to try hanging out with her alittle more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Re: LOOK OUT Originally posted by the JEL kid I WAS TALKIN TO THIS GIRL THAT LOOK OMG BLAZINNNNNNN AND U KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE ,SO SHE WENT IN HER PERSE AND TOOK OUT PERFUME AND SPRAYED IT HAVN'T SEE KNOWN THAT I WAS ELERGIC TO IT LOL IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN AND I SNEEZE IN HER FACED AND A BIG SNOT HIT YOUR FORHEAD LOL dear lord...and no, i'm not talking about your story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_j5 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 i'm the first to not have a masterbation or babysitting story ... wow About 6 years ago I was at the houston art car parade with some friends and I was on the balcony of the parking garage and one of my friends yelled at me. So I turned around real fast and this lady ran right into my forehead, she was down instantly and her husband and 2 kids ran right up. So I just walked away and my friend's mom came up and asked what happened and the ladies husband was like " oh no not again !"... the kid's were crying so we left went to taco bell... it's a novel i know, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 the lucky charms ran out of marshmallows but there is still 1/3 of a box of cereal left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_j5 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 huh?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 this dumb but kinda fine asian chick was giving me a handjob, but she wasnt very good at it....so im just laying there and shes fucking mashing my dick so hard i cant even feel it....it starts to go limp and shes like "WHy limp?" so i just laugh but i wasnt laughing inside.......after a while shes tries to imitate like sperm shooting out so as shes jacking me off shes going "Please pew pew".....but i didnt it and was so awkward and embarassing and she stopped but yea thats the closest ive ever gotten with a hoe....and my dick went numb on me...how great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the JEL kid Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by some pittsburgh flavor the lucky charms ran out of marshmallows but there is still 1/3 of a box of cereal left hahahahaha i get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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