Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 they messed up my omelete, made it with bacon. i am eating it. mmmmmmmmmm bacon. i want a hat made of bacon. maybe a bacon cell phone. mar, hey mar, i am eating BACON. eat bacon MAR. do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Wow. Ok.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 u are what u eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Your going to HELL See you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ive been saying this about jewish people for years..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon. Mmmmmmmmm Eternal Damnation :hatred: :hatred: Still have time if you let Jesus inside of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ^^^ ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i have not eaten bacon in ten years and 7 months but i'm still going straight to H E double hockey sticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 actually, i really dropped the ball on saturday, when i had crab cakes served on a bed of sweet corn and bacon. and the corn tasted like bacon. and i couldnt believe what an amazing thing that was. and i thought about, what if everything tasted like bacon. so, when they screwed up my omelette i took it as a sign,. a bacony sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Bacon is over rated, turkey bacon is the new steez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 remember back in grade school when it was funny to write 7734 on your calculator and turn it upside down? teeeheeee heee it says hELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 what's funny to me about this fake bacon, i don't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 there were all kinds a things you could right, calculator? nerd? we did it to eachothers pagers!?!? haha. calculator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 oh yeah..PAGERS ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 what's funny to me about this fake bacon, i don't remember. Its made from veggies and egg whites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 if it's major, hit me on my pager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ring ring ring my telephone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 oh holla. yeah sneak, it's bogus bacon. made form eggs and veggies and some chemicals no worse than regular bacon. and if you havent had bacon in a decade, it'll taste just like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 gluten keeps ya tootin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 oh holla. yeah sneak, it's bogus bacon. made form eggs and veggies and some chemicals no worse than regular bacon. and if you havent had bacon in a decade, it'll taste just like it I like how those Morning Veggie things say 100% vegan on it but its made from egg whites. Have a Vegan friend who gets so pissed about shit like that.........but then again he is emo as well............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 nope, they say 100% vegetarian vegetarian can be specified as lacto-veg, meaning you still eat dairy, but it doesn't have to be anti-lacto to be vegetarian vegans always get uppity about that shit it's because not having animal products makes them cranky and superior, and apparently diminishes their ability to read ingredient lists and instead trust advertising wokkawokka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 nope, they say 100% vegetarian vegetarian can be specified as lacto-veg, meaning you still eat dairy, but it doesn't have to be anti-lacto to be vegetarian vegans always get uppity about that shit it's because not having animal products makes them cranky and superior, and apparently diminishes their ability to read ingredient lists and instead trust advertising wokkawokka Yeah he gets pissed about a lot of things, he also does a lot of research. Like this dude only drinks certian beers because of the brewing process that they use. Me I could really careless, I eat triple cheeseburgers all day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 jebus. i pay attention to what i put in my body, but i also ride a bike with no brakes and no helmet caring that much would definitely make me kill myself. i made cookies for a bunch of people this xmas, and i was gonna make some for my vegan buddy too, but i bought margarine that actually had about 1% dairy product in it. i was all 'fuck this shit' and just sent him a card instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ive eaten bacon before. My father took a fatty veal sholder and smoked it then we fried it up like bacon. Its good stuff. Oh and i eat that morning star stuff all the time. It stinks up the kitchen though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 oh shit! i remember what i thought was so funny about the bacon. it's made by morningstar farms. morningstar being another word for ol beelzebub so my facon is made my the devil, for the devils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 "Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know 'cuz I ain't eatin the filthy fuckers." That Morningstar Farms 'Fakon' is my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Beelzebub? Really? That just made me think of the Screwtape Letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 hahahaaa.. "my girlfriend is vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian" i think all my mens could say/have said this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 morning star riblettes are where it's at. and the mini corndogs. the bacon - eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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