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Bad Haircuts

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by [email protected]@N, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    alright so I head out to poughkeepsie today to pick up my car that I'm
    supposed to be buying, only to find out that the money I'm supposed to
    be using STILL isn't in my hands... so, trying to make the best of a crap
    situation, I head to the mall to get my haircut. well this bitch who sounds
    like she's a fuckin russian immigrant decides to totally butcher my head.
    I managed to make it out of the building without stabbing her face with
    an icepick but now i look like a fuckin down syndrome patient with self
    inflicted cranial scissor wounds. make me feel better, post the worst
    haircut you've ever gotten.
  2. 455

    455 Guest

    The worst haircut is not the mullet(damn close)...but the fade with "steps"..haha...remember that shit?....or when people shaved Batman and shit in back of thier melon..the "skater" flop from `1986 and 87'....yeah...lol.

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    I've been half-assed cutting my own hair since for 17 years now, and if i fuck it up, i shave it...
  4. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    damn, man this is where you went wrong. the solution is to just shave it.

    I had a mullet AND that stupid bi-level cut. Shredded and burned those pics, but I'm still haunted.
  5. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    i got m head shaved recently and they stopped when i had a mullet then took pics then kept going.
  6. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    fuck ive done the same shit, i had a friend give me a nice cut, then i tried it more than once and i always end up with a shaved head in the end.:cool: but i did give myself a cool mohawk for a bit....right now im avoiding haircuts, not one since december.
  7. beans

    beans Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2002 Messages: 745 Likes Received: 0
    ...when I was in 4th grade I decided the night before school pictures that I needed a haircut. Being a shorty I didn't have money to go get my shit cut, and my mom wasn't one for really getting into the whole "make my kid look good on photo day" thing. So I gave myself a trim and left myself with some chopped up hair in front hanging over my forehead all crazy looking. I thougt it looked all pimp. Needless to say it wasn't and I still have the pictures to prove it.

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    a friend of mine, has a series of pictures from 1st grade to 8th grade with the same bowl cut. needless to say my other friend walks around with my friend's 4th grade bowl cut picture 16 years later claiming its his son. all for the ladies..
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    What about the fag tag? With beads no less!

    Hahahaha....I think I had that for about half a day before the torrent of abuse made me cut it off.....

    Shit was pimpin'.
  10. Oprah Oner

    Oprah Oner Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2003 Messages: 225 Likes Received: 0
    in 3rd grade i was growing my hair out into the skater do so i was getting the back cut and so on when this hookerfaced fat ass goes "here let me get this out of your way" and cuts all the hair above my eyes with the quickness. i was pissed so i stole her lollipops, that fucker...oh yea, i also used to want a flattop like the guy from kid-n-play only smaller you know, but my mom told me i couldnt get it and always wondered why i couldnt. i also wanted a green mohawk.
  11. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    i haven't had a haircut since june or july... and i never wash my hair so it kind of stays straight and like, down and such. but i shamppoed & conditioned last night after combing out about a square inch of filth from my scalp.

    so now, i have a 6 inch long curly red afro
    and i'm a shirt with a PGHHC logo on it

    cute, huh
  12. BitchAssSlut

    BitchAssSlut Member

    Joined: May 31, 2002 Messages: 376 Likes Received: 2
    not really a bad haircut in regards to my head... but one time in 4th grade, me and a friend decided to start shaving... i ended up shaving my entire face, including my eyebrows.... and oddly enough, school photos were the next day.

    I still have that class picture.. and it still makes me laugh.
  13. TEE_rase_war

    TEE_rase_war Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2001 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 1


    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0
    this is what happened when i let a friend cut my hair...he was leaning over most of the time so while it looked even to him, in reality it was way off...i went to get it fixed at supercuts and they did a good job..we just had to get this picture so in the future the same mistake wouldn't be made twice
  15. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    shit dont goto the barber shops on training bases they fuck your head up. i just shave my head now.