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Bad Blood!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Jun 16, 2003.

  1. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    WWE Bad Blood: 06-15-03
    Location: Houston, Texas
    Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler

    The Dudley Boyz vs. Rodney Mack & Christopher Nowinski w/ Teddy Long
    D-Von and Mack started off the match while JR noted that Mack is undefeated Nowinski got the tag and ran straight into a drop toehold. Buh Buh got the tag and Nowinski backed away from him and then got locked in a headlock and then nailed with a shoulder block. Buh Buh backed him into the corner and then was distracted by Long and got a cheap shot from Rodney Mack.

    Nowinksi ran into a reverse elbow from Buh Buh and then Mack came in but got slammed into his partner and then nailed by Buh Buh with a splash. Buh Buh tossed Nowinksi out of the ring and then he came back in and D-Von got the tag and leveled him with a clothesline. D-Von missed the shot in the corner and then nailed Rodney Mack. Nowinksi then got D-Von in the corner and Mack tripped him by the foot and then the double-teaming began on D-Von.

    Mack got D-Von down on the mat in a reverse headlock. D-Von got to his feet and got nailed with a Spinebuster from Mack and then kicked out of the pin attempt. Nowinksi came in with a splash and went for the cover. Buh Buh got the tag and nailed Nowinski and then hit a back body drop. He tossed Mack out of the ring and then the sidewalk slam on Nowinski.

    D-Von nailed Rodney Mack and then battled him on the outside. Nowinski in the ring, took off his mask and tried to nailed Buh Buh, but missed and Mack then locked in a submission hold. Buh Buh broke free and then tossed Nowinksi out of the ring. D-Von then went upstairs and hit the Diving Headbutt. Buh Buh called for him to get the table, but Teddy Long got up and stopped him and asked him why he was always getting the tables for his white brother. There was hesitation and this allowed Chris Nowinski to nailed Buh Buh with the mask and get the 1-2-3 victory.
    Winner(s): Rodney Mack & Christopher Nowinski

    Redneck Triathlon – Burping Contest
    They showed the events leading up to the Redneck Triathlon, which Steve Austin and Eric Bischoff are putting on. They showed the spinning of the wheel and the first two events are the pie eating and a burping contest. Terri explained the rules and each were allowed three burps and a winner would be determined. Bischoff let a small one for his first and Austin blew it away. Bischoff answered with a better burp. Austin then chugged a beer and let out a less impressive belch. Bischoff let out his third, which was his best, and Austin called him sick. Austin won the burping contest with his third, which was truly massive. Bischoff congratulated him and told Austin to see a doctor.

    Scott Steiner vs. Test w/ Stacy on the line
    Steiner opened the ropes for Stacy to enter the ring and Test grabbed her and pulled her off the ring apron and then Steiner put the attack on Test. They battled on the outside and then brought the action to the ring. Steiner took out Test in the ring and did some push-ups and then Test escaped from the ring and asked for the match to start-over and then threw Stacy at Steiner. He then slammed him into the steel steps. Steiner got back in the ring and Test was in control. Test had a “You Suck” chant coming his way and he continued to go to work on Big Poppa Pump in the ring.

    Test got Steiner in the Sleeper Hold in the middle of the ring and brought him down to the mat. Steiner tried to mount some offense, but Test nailed him with a reverse elbow in the corner and then went for the flying axe handle from the top, but Steiner caught him and hit a huge German suplex. Test got slammed by Steiner again and then backed into the corner for some knife-edge chops. Test broke free and hit the full-nelson slam.

    Test then got Steiner and nailed the Pump-Handle slam. He went for the pin but Steiner kicked out and Stacy was cheering Steiner on. Stacy then got up on the ring apron and Test grabbed her. She slapped him in the face and Steiner tried to take advantage but got the big boot to the face and then kicked out of the pin attempt. Test then went for a steel chair on the outside and Stacy tried to stop him, but he shoved her to the ground. He missed Steiner, hit the ropes with the chair and nailed himself in the face. Steiner finished off Test and pinned him to win the services of Stacy.
    Winner: Scott Steiner

    Austin and Bischoff were in the back talking about the Triathlon. Bischoff told Austin he thought he had an unfair advantages since he is from Texas. They then got talking about the pie-eating contest and Eric introduced Steve to the ladies he had found by “interview” process. Austin said he would let Bischoff go first and be a good host in Texas but he gets to decide which flavor of pie he eats first.


    Intercontinental Championship Match
    Christian vs. Booker T
    The two locked up and Booker hit an arm drag takedown in the middle of the ring. Booker T hit the scoop slam on Christian and then got him in a side headlock. Christian tried to slam Booker, but he got him with a side headlock takedown in the middle of the ring. Booker hit the Flapjack and then went for the pin, but the champ kicked out. Christian then ran right into a Spinebuster and nearly got pinned yet again.

    Christian ducked out of the ring and pulled Booker to the outside. He slammed him into the steal steps and then went for the pin in the ring. Booker kicked out and Christian got him in a reverse chinlock. Christian got Booker up and backed him into the corner. Christian then went upstairs and jumped right into another Flapjack. Both men were down at this point, but Christian got up and got nailed with sidewalk slam. Christian kicked out of the pin but then was on the receiving end of the spinning heel kick.

    Christian slammed Booker in the middle of the ring and he kicked out of the pin. Christian got upset and threw a small tantrum and then Booker nearly rolled him up and got the win. Booker nailed the standing sidekick and then the missile dropkick from the top. He covered Christian but he managed to kick out. Booker got the Spinnerooney and Christian ran from the ring and grabbed the IC title. He began to walk out and the referee got on the mic. He told Christian that if he got counted out, he would lose the match and forfeit the IC title. He ran back to the ring at 9 and nailed Booker with the title.

    The ref got in the face of Christian and then rang the bell and disqualified the champ.
    Winner: Booker T – By Disqualification

    Redneck Triathlon – Pie Eating Contest
    Jerry “The King” Lawler was in the ring to announce for the Pie Eating Contest. He said that Austin leads 1-0 and if he wins this one then he wins the Triathlon. Austin came down and said he was to choose the women for Eric. The four ladies he had found, which were all very hot. Austin said Eric looked like he needed some more mature women. Austin introduced the pie for Bischoff and the music hit. Sure enough, it was none other than Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah. Mae kissed Eric after he said he wanted to just get this over with. Steve wasn’t satisfied with the kiss and then Mae got him in the corner and got down to her thong and hit Bischoff with the broncobuster. Austin then said it was his turn and he hit Mae Young with the Stone Cold Stunner and said he forfeits this round, so there will be a third round in the Redneck Triathlon.

    The Coach interviewed la Resistance. They said it was a big day and they hated spending it in Texas. They said this was the place that gave us George W. Bush and that was enough reason to hate it. They then gave credit to France’s Jacque Shirak.

    World Tag Team Championship
    Kane & Rob Van Dam vs. La Resistance
    RVD kicked off the match and nailed Renee Dupree with a spinning heel kick. Grange then got the cheap shot on RVD and then was tagged in. He had a short run and then tagged in Dupree. He got RVD down on the mat with a reverse headlock, but he got free and hit the spinning heel kick. Kane then got the tag and took out both members of La Resistance. Kane backed Dupree into the corner and then choke slammed him to the mat after tossing Grange out of the ring.

    RVD leaped off of the top and nailed Grange with a sidekick. Kane and RVDV were in control in the ring, and Kan took both Dupree and Grange to the outside. RVD leaped and flipped over the top and nailed everyone on the outside, including Kane. Kane was out and La Resistance double choke slammed Van Dam in the ring and pinned him to win the Tag Team Championship.
    Winner(s): La Resistance – New World Tag Team Champions

    Goldberg vs. Chris Jericho
    Goldberg came down to the ring and started off the match with a huge power slam in the middle of the ring. Goldberg missed Jericho in the corner and then nailed him with a huge reverse elbow. Goldberg then Gorilla press slammed Jericho onto the top rope and then side kicked him off to the mat.

    Goldberg then got to the outside and went for the Spear. He missed Jericho and went straight through the security wall around the ring. Referee Charles Robinson attended to Goldberg and then ordered Jericho to get back into the ring. Jericho went after Goldberg and threw him back into the ring. Goldberg’s head appeared to be broken open and Jericho nailed him with a Missile Dropkick from the top rope.

    Jericho then wrapped the arm of Goldberg around the bottom rope and tried to wrench it with leverage from the ropes. Goldberg got to his feeet and went for a back body drop, but Jericho countered and DDTed Goldberg and then got him in a submission hold on the mat. Goldberg rolled out of the move and Jericho went to the middle rope. He leaped back and Goldberg kicked him in the stomach and then hit Jericho with a shoulder block. Goldberg then hit another sidekick, but appeared to be hurting.

    Goldberg whipped Jericho into the corner and hit him with a splash. Jericho hit a standing dropkick that took the big man down and then Jericho followed up with a bulldog. He then hit the Lionsault and Goldberg kicked out of the pin.

    Jericho went for another Lionsault but Goldberg caught him and slammed him over his head. Goldberg hit the Spear but his shoulder was in pain, so he did not capitalize on the move. Goldberg went for the Jack Hammer but could not get Jericho up. Y2J hit the low blow and took Goldberg down to the mat. Goldberg then got locked in the Walls of Jericho. Goldberg tried to get the ropes, but ended up getting free with the power of his legs. He nailed the Spear on Jericho again.

    Goldberg then lifted Jericho and nailed him with the Jack Hammer to get the clean victory.
    Winner: Goldberg

    The camera then went to a huge pigpen near the entrance. They then went to the back and spun the wheel for the third portion of the Redneck Triathlon. They spun the wheel again and it landed on Singing Contest. Austin was pissed and said flat out that he sucked at singing. Eric and Terri both knew this and Bischoff left bragging about beating Austin at his own contest in his home of Texas.

    Shawn Michaels vs. “Nature Boy” Ric Flair
    Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels squared off in the ring and Flair hit the strut to get the crowd going. They locked up and Shawn slapped Flair in the face. They then locked up again and got down to the mat for some classic mat wrestling. The ref broke the wrestling after Flair got to the ropes. They got up and Flair got the drop toehold and then clotheslined out of the ring. HBK splashed him from inside the ring and then got him back into the ring.

    Michaels hit a shoulder block on Flair and then got backed into the corner for some legendary Flair chops. Michaels gave him some in return and then pummeled him in the face after a failed attempt at an Atomic Drop. Flair then fired back with a chop block that took out the knees of HBK.

    Flair had Michaels down on the mat and started working on that knee. He got Shawn’s leg on the bottom rope and slammed down on the knee. He then locked him in the Figure-4 Leglock. Shawn finally got out of the hold and Flair went back to work on that leg of HBK.

    Shawn got to his feet and fought his way out of the corner from Flair and then hit the back body drop. Flair hit Shawn with a reverse elbow and then went up top. HBK caught Flair up top and launched him across the ring to the mat. Shawn went for the Sweet Chin Music and Flair stopped it and went for the Figure-4. Michaels countered and locked Flair in his own submission hold.

    Flair broke free and tried to slam Michaels, but he countered, somewhat trapping the ref in the corner, so he could not jump on the HBK’s pin. HBK tossed Flair into the corner and he went over the turnbuckle to the ring apron and then went up top but got clotheslined on the way down by Michaels.

    Shawn then went to the outside and pulled a table out from under the ring. Flair tried to suplex HBK over the ropes and to the table. Shawn countered and got Flair out of the ring and laid him on the table. Randy Orton then came out of nowhere and tried to take out Shawn, but HBK made short work of him. He then went up top and hit the big splash from the top rope and took Flair through the table.

    They finally got back in the ring and Shawn tried to get the pin, but Flair kicked out. Shawn pushed Flair into the corner and Flair lifted the leg back and hit the low blow on Shawn and the ref. Shawn then took control. He hit a suplex and then hit the big elbow smash from the top rope. He geared up and hit the Sweet Chin Music but the referee was still out of it. Randy Orton nailed Shawn with a chairshot and laid Flair on HBK. The referee came to and counted the 1-2-3 and Flair won the match thanks to the youngest member of Evolution, Randy Orton.
    Winner: Ric Flair

    Redneck Triathlon
    Eric Bischoff came out for the round three of the Redneck Triathlon. He said he wanted to get this over with and get his victory. He said he could only think of one song good enough for him to sing, and that would be his own theme music. He started singing and Austin stopped him from backstage on the big screen. He said he sucked and was Milly Vanilly because he was lip-syncing. He then told him to do it without the voice dubbed over. He sang and it was horrible. Austin said he sucked and since neither could sing, he would spin the wheel again for the last contest. He moved the wheel on “Pigpen Fun” and said they would fight and the loser would end up in the pigpen. Bischoff tried to make an escape but the fans stood in his way. Finally a fan in the front row threw Bischoff back near the ring and Austin came down and whooped his ass. He then took him up to the stage and launched him down into the pigpen. Bischoff was covered in slops and Austin was victorious in the Redneck Triathlon.
    Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin

    World Heavyweight Championship Hell in a Cell Match
    Triple H vs. Kevin Nash
    The match began and the cell was lowered down over the ring. Mick Foley came down as the special referee and the match got underway. Triple H got nailed right off the bat with a clothesline and then tossed Triple H out of the ring. He got back in and Nash leveled him with a shot the forehead. Triple H, now on the ring apron got a huge forearm from Nash and then countered and pulled Nash down across the top rope. They battled to the outside of the ring and Nash slammed Triple H into the side of the cell.

    Nash whipped Triple H off the cage and hit the back body drop on the floor. They got back in the ring and hit the elbow on the back of The Game’s neck. He slammed him into the corner and then hit the sidewalk slam in the middle of the ring and went for the pin. Nash got up and landed the elbow to the chest of the Champ and went for another pin. Nash got a chair from the outside and rammed it into the sternum of Triple H and then slammed it across The Game’s back.

    On the outside of the ring, Nash grabbed the steel steps threw them at Triple H, but he luckily moved out of the way. Triple H then went on the attack but his offense was put to a halt and Nash went for a Powerbomb on the outside. Triple H escaped the move and whaled on Nash. Triple H then stumbled upon a toolbox and grabbed a hammer and nailed the knee of Nash and then clubbed him in the back of the head.

    Nash then got up to the ring apron and HHH pummeled away at his bloody head and then slammed his head into the side of the cage and rubbed his face into it. Nash then got slammed into the steel steps. Triple H then got Nash back in the ring and jammed a screwdriver into the face of Big Daddy Cool. Triple H then went under the ring and pulled out a 2x4 with barbed wire around it and brought it into the ring.

    Nash took a cheap shot at the Game and took the weapon and slammed the Champ in the head. Nash connected again with the 2x4 and then he secured the weapon on the top turnbuckle. Nash slammed Triple H into the corner and followed with a huge clothesline. Nash nailed the Champ with the weapon in the corner and then went for the pin, but Triple H somehow managed to kick out.

    Nash went to the outside and tossed the steel ring steps into the ring. Triple H made it to the outside and pulled the sledgehammer out from under the ring. Foley pulled the hammer away from Triple H and he nailed him in the face and then grabbed the steel ring steps, but Nash hit the drop toehold and The Game’s face hit the steps. Nash went for the cover, but Game kicked out.

    Triple H got up and took the chair. He nailed Foley and Nash both in the face and at this point, everyone in the ring was bleeding. Foley got up and pulled out Mr. Socko and locked Triple H with the Mandible Claw. Triple H got free and took out Foley with the ring steps and could not make the count for Nash, who should have won the match. Nash then nailed Foley and took him out of the ring.

    Triple H went for the Pedigree but Nash countered and catapulted him into the corner, where the barbed wire 2x4 still was hanging. Nash hit the Jack Knife Powerbomb and somehow Triple H kicked out of the pin at the very last moment. Nash got nailed with the sledgehammer again and then got the Pedigree in the middle of the ring. Foley made the 3-count and Triple H won the match and retained his World Heavyweight Title. Orton and Flair came down to the aid of Triple H after the match. They picked him up and raised his arm as the show came to a close.
    Winner: Triple H – Still World Heavyweight Champion
     
  2. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    Did you see the part when Jake the Snake totally threw his snake on Miss Elizabeth? OMG, was that ever RADICAL!
     
  3. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    i used to like wrestling, like when i was 13, but good to hear Triple H is on top, nostalgic
     
  4. satrdae

    satrdae Junior Member

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    WHAT THE FUCK?

    why would anyone type all that about mens soap operas?
     
  5. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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  6. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

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    ...it's called cut and paste.
     
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    has anyone found out who mr america is yet ?
     
  8. crave

    crave Veteran Member

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  9. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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    yea but someone had to have typed it at one point
     
  10. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

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  11. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

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  12. Rectum

    Rectum Senior Member

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    wrestling is fucking gay and soft
     
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    Sean Michaels is my boy and all, but...

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    WOOOOOOO!
     
  14. JimmieWalker

    JimmieWalker Senior Member

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    Jake the Snake now wrestles for crack. Oh it's true, it's true.
     
  15. CAPiTA

    CAPiTA Member

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    Backyard wrestling is where its at. Those kids are so hardcore!!!!!
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