Juicy Jay Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 i was woundering if any of you guys had or planned a bachlor party and paid for a stripper?.....now my real question is how do you know if you can pay for more .....a friend is getting married and well since he wont be able to fuck anymore women, we'd like to give him a going away present...do i just straight up as the service or the girl if she can give more for a little more....??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 what?..hahaha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juicy Jay Posted June 17, 2005 Author Share Posted June 17, 2005 ..hahah we want him to fuck a stripper we hire...do we ask her or the service??? is that easier hahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 dude, I have no idea..i'm still just laughing at the question..more power to you though.. edit: I would probably get the stripper reaaaaally drunk, then ask her..just leave the "service" out of the whole thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 is jay really juicy? that's what i'm wondering... no homo. i'll leave it to others to point out your spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 don't ask her, "i was woundering if you'd uh, like uh, yknow..." for some reason you remind me of prof. frink. if you say "woundering" she will either call the police on you or have her bouncer bloody your white smock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 it's crossing the line, asking a stripper to break the law. a thin white line. a thin white line. edit: i realized what i said didnt make sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 or maybe a fat white island... its gonna take more than a line, I think.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 dude, apparantly you've never been to a bachelor party. any service that advertises that they do bachelor parties is basically saying, "please rent our whores". i mean, maybe you can't fuck all of them... put it this way. i never been to a bachelor party where i said, "man, i wish that ho was a little more down to get freaky". it's usually more like, "jesus christ, i don't want to see cocaine or another vagina for a month at least" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 goood idea. i'm sure his new wife wont wonder where the herpes came from... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 yeah, excellent. have him fuck a stripper right before he gets married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Originally posted by test pattern@Jun 16 2005, 10:04 PM yeah, excellent. have him fuck a stripper right before he gets married. Quoted post yeah no shit ya homerecka. What you should do is find a well off married guy at the bachelor party. Get him hammered. Have him fuck the stripper. Get Pictures. BLACKMAIL HIS ASS. Threaten to mail pics to his job, wife, kids school, parents. Hit him up for $5,000 or a reasonable ammount so he can gather the loot without arousing suspicion from his spouse. When he pays up you give him the pics. Dont make copies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Jun 17 2005, 12:52 AM it's crossing the line, asking a stripper to break the law. a thin white line. a thin white line. edit: i realized what i said didnt make sense Quoted post are you talking about cocaine i think your talking about cocain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 pffffffffff, sarcasm. but for serious, stupid fucking idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 He is talking about cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Oh I get it! Strippers like cocaine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 ...have you ever thought that your boy might be getting married because he doesn't want to have sex with skanky girls anymore?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 man you guys are all no fun. bachelor parties = teh @w3s0mE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 yeah, im going to have to concur with the "yuck factor" of this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 haha..yuck factor.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Originally posted by courtorder@Jun 17 2005, 05:07 AM He is talking about cocaine. Quoted post i knew it! nothing can get by me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 thats some trill ass shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Take him on a strip club tour....don't give him a girl that's been on tour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 do it, do it, do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Stop talking about drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one we all know that the sex industrey revolves around drugs, but there are fourm rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 I threw a bachelor party last year and here's the deal: If the charge for a 'stripper' is about the same as the hourly rate for a hooker, then you know what you're getting. Some hookers advertise that they do 'stags'. Strippers who are actually 'strippers' will be accompanied by a bodyguard, just so you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 lol.......i don't understand why anyone would fuck a whore...thats just asking for something you don't want.....really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Anyone who wants to fuck a hooker before they get married is probably not ready to be married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 i got an idea... ...get some fuckin game, go find a beezy, and run that shit on her. if your shit's solid, you'd be amazed at what her and her friends will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 17 2005, 12:55 AM man you guys are all no fun. bachelor parties = teh @w3s0mE! Quoted post I AGREE...ONLY BROADS WOULD OBJECT TO SOME SHIT LIKE THIS B. BROADS, OR REALLY SOFT TWINKIE ASS NIGGAS. THERES MAD "ESCORT SERVICES" YOU CAN CALL WHICH IS BASICALLY GETTING A HOOKER, AND JUST HAVE THE BITCH(ES) WALK AROUND NAKED GIVING NIGGAS SHOTS AND MAKING OUT WITH EACHOTHER, PICK A COUPLE NIGGAS TO GET BRAINED OFF, THEN YOUR BOY GETS TO SMASH BOTH, ITLL SET YOU BACK A COUPLE HUNNED AT LEAST, ANY HOOKER UNDER 100 DOLLARS AN HOUR IS NOT CORRECT AT ALL...YOU ALREADY KNOW. DO YOUR THIZANG, IF YOUR BOY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL CUB HE MIGHT GET TO FUCK A REGULAR STRIPPER OFF GP...(IF HE HAS SOME COCAINE AND CHAMPAGNE) IF HE'S MARRYING A FAT BITCH ODDS ARE HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING A NORMAL BITCH WOULDNT WANT NEAR HER VAGINAL...I CANT CALL IT THOUGH. I WOULD SAY GO WITH A HOOKER. MY NAME MERO YALL. BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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