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AWFUL JOKES

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Nov 22, 2001.

  1. BROWNer

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    AWFUL JOKES

    Discussion started by BROWNer - Nov 22, 2001

    alright, if you're like me, you like really crappy jokes that
    just completely suck and fall flat on their face....
    if you have any, post 'em up please....or whats really fun
    is make some up on the spot...
    here's one i made up when i was 4 years old. its one
    of only a handful that have stayed with me my whole
    life...................


    knock knock...

    who's there?

    baldy...

    baldy who?

    baldy has no hair.
     
  2. ~i~hear~voices~

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    ~i~hear~voices~ - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    :lol:
     
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  3. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    Here's one i said to a girl on the bus 6 years ago(i changed locations to make it understandable)

    She:Where do you live?
    Me: philadelhia
    She: you mean philadelphia right?
    Me: no, philadelhia
    she: where is that?
    Me:next to philadelphia


    oh god...these glowing moments
     
  4. YourWelcome

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    YourWelcome - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    hahhaha...

    this track had me laughing my ass off, its soo horrible...

    "Ya Teef Iz Yellow" - Canibus

    Now thats one geezawful hilariouse joke...

    Ya teef is yellow like pinaple punch :lol:


    Happy thanksgiving to all.
     
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  5. BROWNer

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    BROWNer - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    haha...i like that one tesseract....
     
  6. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    *the worst ever

    -Go to hell!!!,
    Hey, where the fuck you think youre going muthafucka! come back here
    -Fuck you!
    -NO, fuck you, ya hear FUCK YOU!!!
    What the fuck are you doin now? huh? quit fuckin around
    Get outta here before i break your neck!!!
    ...Leaving again pussy? huh?
     
  7. BROWNer

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    BROWNer - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    hahaaaa....what the fuck.....thats..awesome...........
    ...i don't get it at all..................
     
  8. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    I wouldnt get it if i didnt made it;)

    It needs to be spoken to be understood since it requires gesticulation.
    Its a game on the imperative character of yelling at someone and the assumption that he literally executes what he's told.
    ex. -'GO to hell! [the person starts walking(going to hell)]
    ------'Hey, where the fuck you think youre going muthafucka! come back here!'



    ....still not funny.

    *I was getting real drunk this summer
     
  9. BROWNer

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    BROWNer - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    ah....
    i'm still in awe of your 'philadelhia' joke.....
    haha...
     
  10. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    that one about an impatient cow has been dogging me for 3 weeks, I hate that joke, and nobodoy ever tells it directly to me, just to people I'm with so I have to suffer through it time and again...
     
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  11. BROWNer

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    BROWNer - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    another awful one...with an awkward punchline, but hey...
    here goes:

    there's this guy who's out for a jog and he decides to hit
    the back country roads...after some time he gets pretty
    darn sweaty and out of breath, not to mention thirsty...
    so he sees what looks like a bar up ahead and heads for
    it....gets there, walks in out of breath, sits down at the bar
    and says to whomever is listening, 'i'm so thirsty i could
    lick a cows balls'....
    the whole room moos....

    yea....pretty bad..another childhood favourite that was unbelievably
    funny....
     
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    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    boogie hands - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    soo.....
    two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks....

    thank you, thank you, ill be here all week....
     
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    pukey1 - Replied Nov 22, 2001

    a guy walks into a bar
    OUCH!
    :crazy:
     
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    TEARZ - Replied Nov 23, 2001

    for some reason i thought this was the funniest joke when i was 8....

    what did spock find in the toilet of the starship enterprise?

    the captain's log...

    HAHAHAHAHA i'm actually laughing right now thinking about it....
     
  15. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Nov 23, 2001

    What's feathery, wears rubber, and sits at the bottom of the ocean?



    A scuba diving chicken.