nicio Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 anyone have any funny "away messages"? things that get people talking for me are "shaving my pubes....damn crabs" and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 my brothers: "call the doctor, i think im having a stroke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 sleeping: playing dead. eating: getting fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 went out for a bite at your sisters bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 "I am engaging in anal sex." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 im with your girl right now, shell call you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uselessuse Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 my away mesage is:im not away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 this is one of mine:Expedition log entry #1: I've been traveling through the mountains for what seems like days now. I have to avoid nasty little critters like knee-biting gnomes. Good god they're brutal little things, they have a top speed of 30 MPH and have astonoshing jumping power. Last week Jensen and I were running for our lives through a field from them... we just barely made it. Other exotic creatures we've seen so far were the fierce razor sharp toothed bowling balls. But we were saved from them by a tripe of tiki- footed people who spoke in clicks. I've yet to find the 400 lb. midget in the 10 gallon hat, but I refuse to give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 ****If you're going to use any of these, PLEASE give credit to me!! Thanx*** -I've gone away...You should do the same... -"Hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers!! I'm learnding." I'm in class...... -This message is best viewed with a computer and monitor. -.stae emos gnitteg ma I Cause, me sooo hhhuunnnggrry... -HW... It could stand for: Heavy Wallet Huge Willy Hockey Winner Heavenly Winter Hocktoo Weeee Hot Weiner But it doesn't. It means Homework. Stupid-ass. -Whacking, but without the W... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> -"What the hell is that, a lawnmower?"-Krusty The Klown -Why are you really reading this? -I'm at my computer, but my mind is elsewhere... -oot and aboot.... -I'm so busy doing nothing that I forgot to procrastinate. -Just chillin' out on our second floor roof, on the yellow couch... -"SSShhhhh TV"-Bart Simpson In case you couldn't tell i'm watching the Simpsons, so.... My All time favorite. I wrote this the at 7 in the morning after partying my ass of until 3am.... -i CAN'T EVEN REMEBER WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT...................I THINK IM SLEEPING NOW SO DO STUFF, YEAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 "I've been traveling through the mountains for what seems like days now. I have to avoid nasty little critters like knee-biting gnomes. Good god they're brutal little things, they have a top speed of 30 MPH and have astonoshing jumping power. Last week Jensen and I were running for our lives through a field from them... we just barely made it. Other exotic creatures we've seen so far were the fierce razor sharp toothed bowling balls. But we were saved from them by a tripe of tiki- footed people who spoke in clicks. I've yet to find the 400 lb. midget in the 10 gallon hat, but I refuse to give up." -whose the hunter thompson fan?....r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 "Those of you who think you know everything, annoy the hell out of us who do. " "Yo... Where Does Princess Dianna Shop? HAHAHA NO WHERE SHES FUCKING DEAD!!!!!" "What Do You Call An Anorexic Girl With A Yeast Infection? - A Quarter Pounder With Cheese -" "I'm Out Like A Fat Girl Playing Dodgeball" and.. "I'm masturbating, but leave a message cause I look up from time to time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: "I've been traveling through the mountains for what seems like days now. I have to avoid nasty little critters like knee-biting gnomes. Good god they're brutal little things, they have a top speed of 30 MPH and have astonoshing jumping power. Last week Jensen and I were running for our lives through a field from them... we just barely made it. Other exotic creatures we've seen so far were the fierce razor sharp toothed bowling balls. But we were saved from them by a tripe of tiki- footed people who spoke in clicks. I've yet to find the 400 lb. midget in the 10 gallon hat, but I refuse to give up." -whose the hunter thompson fan?....r Thatd be me sir. Funny you should mention that... I wasn't even thinking of him when I came up with that. But I've posted articles by him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest please.die Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 bumped because away messages rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 i just like having conversations with peoples away messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 how about mine..I am laying naked in a pool of lime flavored jello, so I will get back to you in a couple of hours. ok i know im lame.. ------------------ Above the clouds, Above the clouds.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 away messages arent usually funny, no reason to even really try..the only sure bet is to depend on a simpsons quote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 Mine aren't funny, Mostly Deftones and Radiohead Lyrics. ------------------ SLAP BRACLETS FOR THE 2K1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 sometimes my away message is really boring, like "im away right now" or something, but then every time i come back i have all these messages like "aww, your away message is so dumb and boring! i hate you and your stupid away message." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 When I first saw the screen I thought something was wrong with my eye, now I wish there was.... I'm trying really hard to get some... You know the routiine... I'll be back in a minute or so. I'm too lazy to turn this thing off, sorry if you have been deceived. ------------------ One day I hope they make an action figure out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid toucher Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 dwel: "i gotta take a shit" me: "go shit in the woods and use your sock to wipe your ass" dwel: "how 'bout i just shit in my sock and smack you in the face with it" thats some funny shit i forget who i got that from, some one on this site, so thanks to whoever microwaving cats ------------------ Cock in one hand gun in the other 100 and 10 degrees outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 -fucking my girlfriend...dont worry this will only take a minute ------------------ ya like dages...oh! dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pReaCher Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 i was watching the discovery channel on that shit too one time..crazee ass things down there ..fucken weird.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 "class..the downside of college" Crystals.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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