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Away Messages

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by nicio, Sep 20, 2001.

  1. nicio

    nicio Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2001 Messages: 372 Likes Received: 0
    anyone have any funny "away messages"?
    things that get people talking for me are "shaving my pubes....damn crabs" and shit
     
  2. nemersion

    nemersion Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 0
    my brothers:
    "call the doctor, i think im having a stroke"
     
  3. maskoner

    maskoner Member

    Joined: Nov 4, 2000 Messages: 900 Likes Received: 0
    sleeping:
    playing dead.
    eating:
    getting fat.
     
  4. dik.n.ur.ear

    dik.n.ur.ear Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2001 Messages: 1,556 Likes Received: 0
    went out for a bite at your sisters bedroom.
     
  5. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    "I am engaging in anal sex."
     
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    im with your girl right now, shell call you later.
     
  7. uselessuse

    uselessuse Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 7, 2001 Messages: 5,478 Likes Received: 0
    my away mesage is:im not away
     
  8. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    this is one of mine:Expedition log entry #1:
    I've been traveling through the mountains for what seems like days now.
    I have to avoid nasty little critters like knee-biting gnomes. Good god
    they're brutal little things, they have a top speed of 30 MPH and have
    astonoshing jumping power. Last week Jensen and I were running for our
    lives through a field from them... we just barely made it.
    Other exotic creatures we've seen so far were the fierce razor sharp
    toothed bowling balls. But we were saved from them by a tripe of tiki-
    footed people who spoke in clicks.
    I've yet to find the 400 lb. midget in the 10 gallon hat, but I refuse
    to give up.
     
  9. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    ****If you're going to use any of these, PLEASE give credit to me!! Thanx***

    -I've gone away...You should do the same...

    -"Hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers!! I'm learnding." I'm in class......

    -This message is best viewed with a computer and monitor.

    -.stae emos gnitteg ma I Cause, me sooo hhhuunnnggrry...

    -HW... It could stand for:

    Heavy Wallet
    Huge Willy
    Hockey Winner
    Heavenly Winter
    Hocktoo Weeee
    Hot Weiner

    But it doesn't. It means Homework. Stupid-ass.

    -Whacking, but without the W... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>

    -"What the hell is that, a lawnmower?"-Krusty The Klown

    -Why are you [i]really[/i] reading this?

    -I'm at my computer, but my mind is elsewhere...

    -oot and aboot....

    -I'm so busy doing nothing that I forgot to procrastinate.

    -Just chillin' out on our second floor roof, on the yellow couch...

    -"SSShhhhh TV"-Bart Simpson
    In case you couldn't tell i'm watching the Simpsons, so....

    My All time favorite. I wrote this the at 7 in the morning after partying my ass of until 3am....
    -i CAN'T EVEN REMEBER WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT...................I THINK IM SLEEPING NOW SO DO STUFF, YEAH
     
  10. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    "I've been traveling through the mountains for what seems like days now.
    I have to avoid nasty little critters like knee-biting gnomes. Good god
    they're brutal little things, they have a top speed of 30 MPH and have
    astonoshing jumping power. Last week Jensen and I were running for our
    lives through a field from them... we just barely made it.
    Other exotic creatures we've seen so far were the fierce razor sharp
    toothed bowling balls. But we were saved from them by a tripe of tiki-
    footed people who spoke in clicks.
    I've yet to find the 400 lb. midget in the 10 gallon hat, but I refuse
    to give up."


    -whose the hunter thompson fan?....r
     
  11. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    "Those of you who think you know everything, annoy the hell out of us who do. "

    "Yo... Where Does Princess Dianna Shop?

    HAHAHA NO WHERE SHES FUCKING DEAD!!!!!"

    "What Do You Call An Anorexic Girl With A Yeast Infection?
    - A Quarter Pounder With Cheese -"

    "I'm Out Like A Fat Girl Playing Dodgeball"

    and..

    "I'm masturbating, but leave a message cause I look up from time to time!"
     
  12. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    Thatd be me sir. Funny you should mention that... I wasn't even thinking of him when I came up with that. But I've posted articles by him.
     
  13. please.die

    please.die Guest

    bumped because away messages rule.
     
  14. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i just like having conversations with peoples away messages.
     
  15. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
    how about mine..I am laying naked in a pool of lime flavored jello, so I will get back to you in a couple of hours.
    ok i know im lame..

    ------------------
    Above the clouds, Above the clouds..
     
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