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Away Message Madness

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jan 18, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton 12oz Senior Member

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    Away Message Madness

    Discussion started by Milton - Jan 18, 2004

    Whats on your away messages?

    Right now I'm using the "I am away from my computer right now."
    But I usually stick to movie quotes or song lyrics. I had one that said "Nice trucker hat" once and one that encouraged people to shoot up with underaged prostitutes.

    Heres a classic that got a lot of "Ohh thats cute" from chickens:
    I'm around doing something but I'd probably rather be talking to you.

    "Fuck You!" is a classic also...

    Thank you and good day...
     
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  2. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Jan 18, 2004

    <span style='color:black'>Mine says "Im probably humping my couch right now." That is classic. I have another that says "I am downloading unhealthy amounts of porno right now. Check back later."</span>
     
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  3. S@T@N

    S@T@N 12oz Senior Member

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    S@T@N - Replied Jan 18, 2004

    Nah, that'd be like saying people shouldn't have answering machines,
    they should just turn their phones off.


    I get yelled at for not using away messages when I should... eh, sometimes
    you just get wrapped up
     
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  4. Crimsøn

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    Crimsøn - Replied Jan 18, 2004

    You can sign off of AIM any friggin time, and it's not too hard.
    On the other hand, you can't just turn your phone on and off.

    Whateva
     
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  5. miles apart

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    miles apart - Replied Jan 18, 2004

    Yeah but the instant messenger service is means for communications between hundreds of people.

    So basically having an away message is like having an answering machine for me considering a lot of my homies don't really have phones to make calls to when wanting to do things.
     
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  6. SukiSukiNow

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    SukiSukiNow - Replied Jan 18, 2004

    ... cuz I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again...
     
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    ment2 - Replied Jan 18, 2004

    i have different ones that say "back in 5", "back in 10", back in 15 etc. etc.

    i used to have one that said "im jacking off to pictures of your mom at damnyourmomsamilf.com"... i guess i thought it was funny or something.

    anyway now i have windows xp or whatever and when it goes into sleep mode it automatically puts up the default away message "im away from my computer right now" so thats usually what it is.
     
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    S@T@N - Replied Jan 18, 2004


    When you have broadband, there's no reason to turn it off.

    Whateva
     
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    PerFuct - Replied Jan 18, 2004

    word, i like leavin my shit on, so iwhen i walk past my comp, i can see whos on, instead of turning my comp on, waiting 2 mins, typin Bullshit passwords..haha yeah broadband rocks:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Overtime - Replied Jan 19, 2004

    advance the truth.....then my phone number
    lets go club baby seals
    a big quote about society and language.....ill let ya know when i get back to my computer, im at a friends house
     
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    bathoræ - Replied Jan 19, 2004

    "if rubbing frozen dirt on your genitals is so wrong, then I don't want to be right"
     
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    2 blaazed - Replied Jan 19, 2004

    never heard of ya.....
     
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    DREDZ - Replied Jan 19, 2004

    ...jeah
     
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    i11igul - Replied Jan 19, 2004

    ha, yeah ive used song lyrics, thats mostly, and fuck you is up quite a bit too

    :cool:
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Jan 19, 2004

    "you don't score, until you score, UNTIL YOU SCORE."


    That's the only good one anyone on my buddy list has up.
     
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