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Away Message Madness

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jan 18, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Whats on your away messages?

    Right now I'm using the "I am away from my computer right now."
    But I usually stick to movie quotes or song lyrics. I had one that said "Nice trucker hat" once and one that encouraged people to shoot up with underaged prostitutes.

    Heres a classic that got a lot of "Ohh thats cute" from chickens:
    I'm around doing something but I'd probably rather be talking to you.

    "Fuck You!" is a classic also...

    Thank you and good day...
  2. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    <span style='color:black'>Mine says "Im probably humping my couch right now." That is classic. I have another that says "I am downloading unhealthy amounts of porno right now. Check back later."</span>
  3. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Nah, that'd be like saying people shouldn't have answering machines,
    they should just turn their phones off.

    I get yelled at for not using away messages when I should... eh, sometimes
    you just get wrapped up
  4. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    You can sign off of AIM any friggin time, and it's not too hard.
    On the other hand, you can't just turn your phone on and off.

  5. miles apart

    miles apart Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 407 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah but the instant messenger service is means for communications between hundreds of people.

    So basically having an away message is like having an answering machine for me considering a lot of my homies don't really have phones to make calls to when wanting to do things.
  6. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 702
    ... cuz I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again...
  7. ment2

    ment2 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
    i have different ones that say "back in 5", "back in 10", back in 15 etc. etc.

    i used to have one that said "im jacking off to pictures of your mom at damnyourmomsamilf.com"... i guess i thought it was funny or something.

    anyway now i have windows xp or whatever and when it goes into sleep mode it automatically puts up the default away message "im away from my computer right now" so thats usually what it is.
  8. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0

    When you have broadband, there's no reason to turn it off.

  9. PerFuct

    PerFuct Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 9, 2003 Messages: 1,017 Likes Received: 4
    word, i like leavin my shit on, so iwhen i walk past my comp, i can see whos on, instead of turning my comp on, waiting 2 mins, typin Bullshit passwords..haha yeah broadband rocks:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  10. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,988 Likes Received: 311
    advance the truth.....then my phone number
    lets go club baby seals
    a big quote about society and language.....ill let ya know when i get back to my computer, im at a friends house
  11. bathoræ

    bathoræ Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2003 Messages: 529 Likes Received: 0
    "if rubbing frozen dirt on your genitals is so wrong, then I don't want to be right"
  12. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    never heard of ya.....
  13. DREDZ

    DREDZ Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 1,934 Likes Received: 0
  14. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    ha, yeah ive used song lyrics, thats mostly, and fuck you is up quite a bit too

  15. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    "you don't score, until you score, UNTIL YOU SCORE."

    That's the only good one anyone on my buddy list has up.