Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 All right... QUIT IT! Whatever you're thinking, it's NOT that funny and it HAS been done... I'm sure you're all confused by these words (based on the dozen or so Aussies I've met up close...)... BUT! TRY to fake some semblance of normality... it's NOT polite to fart in the living room! Shut UP for a second Bruce! I dunno, I wish I had more refernces to make you understand that I'm mostly on your side, yahoo serious, men at work... but, international gap be damned! Olivia Newton John, You gotta just act like responsible 16 year olds... It DOESN'T matter if you're 22! America's Cup, Paul Hogan, You have to act a little more like grown ups, PLEASE! We want you to have fun, Jakko, vegimite sandwich, but you MUST gain some restraint! Ok, I hope you've all learned something, Midnight Oil, INXS, I think a koala's got your baby.... dingo... mate... shrimp on the barbie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 I hope I didn't come off to 'heavy', Mad Max... and Aussie girls are HOT, S-club 7... but not as hot as chicanas! Clase 406!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 This post is confusing. This is a turkey : http://www.normandieweb.com/di2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by Pinup This is a turkey : http://www.normandieweb.com/di2.jpg'> soo true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by R. Heydrich Look dickhead, I dunno what you're trying to say and it was all fine, but where do you get off saying S-Club 7 has anything to do with Australia? Wait... that was the show with all the obnoxious aussies on it, right? PLEASE tell me those girls are all just Brixton whores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 uh... swagman, breaker morant, billabong, Nicole Kiddman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 http://www.stat.ucla.edu/~spicer/sign.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 theres a few things we shouldnt do make cartoons , dramas , or mainly tv in general the castle was a pretty sick movie our women are fine , but everywheres women are fine theres just always crazy fat duds that spoil the fun for all of us ill give you paul hogan i think that was just a mistake the millitary let out or some shit . and FUCK S CLUB SEVEN 4 tallies of pale aussies know whats up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 fair dinkum, diggery doo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 The daycare just got in trouble..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo The daycare just got in trouble..... I think we've found a translator!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Heydrich AND kRIE the rest can eat a dick:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Originally posted by Smart S-club 7... Hold up, hold up. Now listen here smart, i have a fair amount of respect for you. I can see that you're an intelligent man and i have a lot of time for most things you say. But there is a line. And you have crossed it. S club 7 do not or ever will have anything to do with Australia. You have very nearly started an international incident. If there's one thing we can't stand, it's being confused with the british. It's a big no no. However smart, i'm willing to let this slide, on account of you having a good record. Please ensure this doesn't happen again. And vlad, that shit about new zealanders? There's no point in anybody making an ad like that. Nobody would ever believe it. Please. They're from New Zealand! They have sex with sheep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 well, I laid off the New Zealand angle, and I did make the 'brixton whores' joke... but... international appology offered... still, most of you 'Roos need to act a bit better, it's a point of contention among the mods... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 Steve Irwin, Aborigine, Map of Tazzy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 As far as i can tell, i haven't been doing much to attract attention. As for Heydrich, he's not really doing anything that hasn't been done over and over and over again by americans. Except for the poo thread. That was new. So you gotta give him points for originality. And as for Zee zee, you'll have the support of everyone on this board if you decide to ban him. He's a straight up flamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 well. we're not going to eradicate but... what can Heydrich say when we come for him? And Zee zee... this place has got to stay tight on the overnight, it's mostly the Ozzies that fuck it up, either we take drastic measures or we find an Aussie mod... who can everyone respect and trust? Aussies should speak up for representation, maybe bump up your credibility on the nationwide.... otherwise, I will be forced to step aside, and I might have glint in my eye when they break Heydrich's windows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Methodz Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 An aussie mod? that's crazy talk.:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 I think the idea has some credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Ur jus' jealous because ur not Australian Abel got murdered because they ate Knowledge instead of Eternal Life? Check it whoever murders thee thy blood will scream for revenge whilst being engulfed by the earth, shit and whoever made tha hit will cop it ten times worse AKA what goes around comes around many riddled exemptions but it is even refered so its true devil suckaz beware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Methodz Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Pick wisely though, i don't trust half of these clowns.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Who says any of us trust you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 maybe we could open up a whole new forum category for aussies.... and confine them to it.... kinda like a ghetto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 ^he's got a point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 s club 7 haha, smart....they are english. or should i say were? one left to form his own metal band, and they changed to Sclub then they broke up after....which is good and bad. good - they were shit bad- the girls were fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/aussie_windaz.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 still... nobody get's the 'Clase 406' reference... damn... and those girls are for real HOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 the sclub girls http://www.posztershop.hu/stars_images/mmpost157.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 Clase 406 http://www.esmas.com/clase406/images/personajes/nn.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 1, 2003 Author Share Posted June 1, 2003 ... but hey, watever, watch what YOU want... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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